Drunken stories...

[TheMarshMan1 0]

TRUE STORY!!! I was at a concert once in high school and one of my friends went into the bathroom to take a pee. I waited outside the bathroom for him. Like 20 seconds later he comes out running, and screaming: "get the fuck outta here, lets go!" I thought the damn place was on fire. Turns out some wierd dude had gotten onto his knees, and gave my friend a slap in the ass. My friend, not knowing (or caring) if the guy was joking or just plain screwed up, kicked him onto his back and pissed on his head. To this day he doesnt know if it was a joke or what, but you gotta have balls or just be plain stupid to slap a 5'10, 250 pound guy in the ass while he's peeing. lol.....
"If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..."

[billvon 2,991]

>on a serious note.... I seem to remember that your own pee is sterile to yourself.
Actually, it's pretty sterile period, provided you don't have a UTI. Given the choice between that and river water to clean out a serious wound . . .
-bill von

[harro 0]

Good ole natual potassium!!!
Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

[Viking 0]

this whole thread had me rolling on the floor!! LOL
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver

[AggieDave 6]

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this whole thread had me rolling on the floor!!

Careful, you don't know what's down there, man...
"I don't want to destroy your sweater, lets be friends and just walk away..."

[Vallerina 2]

One of my friends used to have this problem where he'd almost always wet the bed when he drank. He'd pee on himself, whatever girl was in bed with him, etc. Finally, he started dating a girl who had the same problem, so they'd routinely wake up in the morning not really sure who's urine they were soaked in. I thought they were soulmates since they were the only people in the world who thought it was funny to get drenched in pee.
"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes." Oscar Wilde

[lummy 4]

And I thought I had heard it all .......... :)
Are they still together?
I'm not talking about your pig tails, I'm talking about your sex appeal.... hit the road and I'm gone....

[flyhi 24]

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do you see us squatting n the sink?

Have you never been to a concert or NASCAR event?
flyhi

[Zilla 0]

I think it's as simple as the physical urge effects their mental urges (dreams) . .so they're asleep, having to really REALLY go and they start to dream that they're making their way to the bathroom. In their dream they find the toilet and "ahhhhhhh" start to go....unfortunately in real life, they are no where NEAR the toilet. Usually their still sitting on the top bunk, or standing in the corner of their buddies trailer at the DZ or . . .you name it......
Zilla
(PS: Of course this has NEVER happened to me. . .I uh, , just have friends,uh who've had this happen. . yea. .that's it - giggle.)

[Divadiver 0]

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it's just Mother Nature. Now, see, if it was Father Nature, there wouldn't have been a problem!!!

I just have one thing to say . . . Mother Nature has a sick sense of humor, it's not like she's singled you guys out, when was the last time you sneezed and peed your pants?!!
Diva

[ScottishJohn 25]

> you name it......
Standing beside my telephone. The really funny thing was that none of
my other mates believed me until he stayed at their house after a few
beers.

[ChromeBoy 0]

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when was the last time you sneezed and peed your pants?!!

That hasn't happened. But I have laughed so hard that I needed to use the bathroom. Maybe that is the same thing...
I didn't tell about the time where I was at a friends house and my brother in laws brother was asleep on the couch and was awoken by my brother pissing on the nightstand right next to him. The ricochet effect took effect and it was spraying him on the face. He wasn't too happy.
Or the time we 86'd someone out of my house when he pissed right next to my friend who was asleep on the floor.
Why do I have so many of these stories?
"Psycho Monkey"

[JDBoston 0]

Does that really happen? That's kind of neat.
Joe

[Divadiver 0]

It's kind of like coughing and farting, but with sneezing and peeing, you can be the only one who knows. (unless of course you really lose control . . . then it's a bit more obvious)
Diva
"I'd like to shake this cold, but I think I'd have to die first!"

[billvon 2,991]

>One of my friends used to have this problem where he'd almost always wet the bed when he drank.
You know, I think if this happened to me I would reduce the amount I drank until it stopped happening. But that's just me.
>I thought they were soulmates since they were the only people in the world who thought
>it was funny to get drenched in pee.
There really is someone for everyone.
-bill von

[AndyMan 7]

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There really is someone for everyone

Oh, come on Bill. We know you're really into watersports!
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[ChromeBoy 0]

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You know, I think if this happened to me I would reduce the amount I drank until it stopped happening. But that's just me.

That is what most people do. I have not seen anyone do this more than once. The humility we put them through is enough to make them join the monastary. Not saying that joining the monastary is a bad thing, but you know what I mean.
One thing you will find that is if and when this happens to someone you know they will NEVER try to embarress you in front of others again because you always have one up on them.
"Psycho Monkey"

[JDBoston 0]

Not necessarily. I still provoke my college roommate all the time now that we're living together again, because I'm so used to him telling everyone about the time I pissed on him that it doesn't bother me any more.
Joe