tuesday giggle

[kingbunky 3]

oldie but goodie...
The Pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs. As he is finishing his speech on comparative religions, Dopey raises his hand to ask a question.
'Mr Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?'
'No, Dopey,' responds the Pontiff, 'there are not.'
'Mr Pope, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in Italy?' Dopey questions.
'No, Dopey,' the Pope chuckles, 'there are no dwarf nuns in Italy.'
'Mr Pope,' Dopey asks pleadingly, 'are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'
'No, Dopey,' the Pope says sadly, 'there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'
And softly in the background, the six remaining dwarfs start chanting, 'Dopey f***ed a penguin, Dopey f***ed a penguin.'
Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings

[nacmacfeegle 0]

Depends on your sense of humour of course but every now and again an absolute belter comes along, like today.......
> > A Duck walks into a bar and says to the Barman "Got any bread?"
> >
> > Barman says: "No."
> >
> > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
> >
> > Barman says: "No, sorry."
> >
> > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
> >
> > Barman says: "No, like I say we have no bread."
> >
> > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
> >
> > Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
> >
> > Duck says: "Got any bread?"
> >
> > Barman says: "Hey, are you deaf, we haven't got any f**king bread,
> > ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar
> > you irritating bast**d bird!"
> >
> > Duck says: "Got any nails?"
> >
> > Barman says: "No."
> >
> > Duck says: "Got any bread?
It aint what you fly, its how you fly it!

[kingbunky 3]

too funny!
Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings

[canopycudler 0]

Busses here don't work. I am an asshole.
...Tina

[TEB6363 0]

ROFLMAO.....Great
:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!