wingnut 0 #1 March 19, 2002 heyy all just writing aimlessly here...nothing really to say...just on my lunch break and thought i would make a post about nothing....... so what should i post about? boobies are a comon thread, maybe on my lack of jumps or my first number, nah, that would just depress me.... how bout we chat about some of the wierd people we've met in our lives...ya know the one that just seemd way out there.....and skydivers are not alowed to be some of those people, cuz everyone knows we alll are way out there..... so i'll get back from work today in about 4 hours. lets see what ya guys can come up with........here's mine........... was at my county fair my senior year of high school, was walking along the midway through the games...got this carny to con us into playing his game.... well we won a small ass prize and my girlfriend at the time was like joking around and said she didn't want that small prize sh wanted the big stuffed bird...well the carny pulls out this little pastic bird and then say with maybe half a mouthfull or teeth..... want a wing? and held out his pinky and looked at us all scary...we took the little plastic bird and ran........he was scary.............okay...so what movies is this quote from?.... "carnies...they smell like cabbage...""i may not go to heven, i hope you go to hell"-C.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #2 March 19, 2002 Quote"carnies...they smell like cabbage..."Austin Powers!!!It's not a real sport unless you can die from massive internal trauamaLippy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zilla 0 #3 March 19, 2002 that line isn't from "hearts in atlantis" is it?zilla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #4 March 19, 2002 I would always threaten my parents when I was younger by saying "I am going to run away and join the circus"Still thinking about itSebazz......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #5 March 19, 2002 Quotemake a post about nothing....... I've had two big cups of mega strong coffee this morning. Bzzzzzzz.... taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap..... zooooommmmmm!!!!!!! Ring telephone... ring.... c'mon.... I need something to do..... Oh boy! An email!!! Hmm.. figures... spam....and not even good porn spam.... taptaptaptaptaptap.....pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 March 19, 2002 Quote"I am going to run away and join the circus"I did...it was called the Air Force....."I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #7 March 19, 2002 no doubt Clayi second that... i was an airmanbut i must admit, i loved dropping things out of 130'ssometime's we got lucky and the chutes opened properly and the merchandise was delivered safely.... other times... well it just didnt work out so well... like the time we dropped a dump trunk... you should have seen that thing go inanyway.. enough ramblinghisgoofyness Need Tongue ??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #8 March 19, 2002 make a post about nothing....... Spent luanch break messing with this, thinkin bout a new icon....It aint what you fly, its how you fly it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #9 March 19, 2002 Quotebut i must admit, i loved dropping things out of 130'sLike me. Doh! Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #10 March 19, 2002 Sometimes I am jealous of the homeless man who passes me, pushing a shopping cart and muttering to himself, because I am almost sure he has less to worry about than me.No, it's not updated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 March 19, 2002 Quoteyou should have seen that thing go inI saw a couple trucks burn in....quite spectacular. Especially the one from my unit that got cut away from a Chinook. This complete idiot rigged it incorrectly and it started spinning wildly once they got some airspeed. Missed some Army guys tent by about 75 feet!!!! AIR ASSAULT!!!!! How long ago were you in? I have a friend or two that are now or were Load Toads....."I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #12 March 19, 2002 The people I've had to talk to today have made me feel really smart in comparison! Yea, bring on more dim people!AndreaThe brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #13 March 19, 2002 i had to go to a sensitivity course or some shit like that at work today. who do those morons think they are, sending me off to that crap? i'm sensitiveand considerate! even to some of the assholes i work with! oh well, i guess it paid the same as work, and i didn't have to use my brain at all.(j/k, i work with a pretty good bunch, but aren't these courses a load of crap? mostly common sense, but i guess that's a scarce commodity. there, my rant is done.Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earthAnd danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #14 March 19, 2002 QuoteHow long ago were you ini was in from 93-96haven't heard the term load toad in a long time...home base: elmendorf afb (anchorage, ak)but did tdy's in japan, korea, etc.hisgoofyness Need Tongue ??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #15 March 19, 2002 my uncle was at elmendorf from that time period...ya know any of the firefighters??????"i may not go to heven, i hope you go to hell"-C.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #16 March 19, 2002 QuoteI would always threaten my parents when I was younger by saying "I am going to run away and join the circus"When I was a kid I told my dad I was going to run away from home . . . so he packed my bags. My Mom made him come after me. I was trouble even back then Keith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canopycudler 0 #17 March 19, 2002 hmmm.. interesting people.. I work at a law firm ... need i say more? The shit some of these people come up with NEVER cease to amaze me.. when i send my cleints something to sign and return i put in the letter "please sign this in blue ink and return to our office in the SASE provided (I do this becuase if they sign in black ink, i can't tell which one is the original after i copy it) ANYWAY.... so i get this lady who didn't mail her shit back for like A MONTH! I called her and she said she didn't return the paperwork "BECUASE I DIDN"T HAVE A BLUE PEN".. EKKKKK..see .. if she had worn her SIGN.. i could have prevented that.Busses here don't work. I am an asshole. ...Tina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
