skybytch 273 #1 March 18, 2002 I'm about halfway to work this morning, cruising at about 65 in the fast lane, minding my own business. For a change the traffic is light and moving right along. I reach over into my bag to get some TicTacs, which had managed to bury themselves at the very bottom of the bag, so I'm digging around in there with my right hand while keeping my left hand and my eyes on the road. Out of the corner of my eye, I notice a white Honda keeping pace with me in the right lane. No big deal, right? I can't seem to find the little box of TicTacs just by feel so I take my eyes off the road and look over at my bag. The white Honda is still pacing me... and I see that the driver, a man of about 40-50 years old wearing the geekiest sunglasses I've ever seen, is staring at me. Slightly unnerved, I look back at the road and speed up a bit. He speeds up too. I glance over again and he's still staring at me, but now he's smiling. I slow down; he slows down. I speed up, he speeds up. I glance over again; still looking at me with this "look" on his face.This goes on for about a mile and I'm started to get a little freaked. TicTacs are long forgotten now! We catch up to another car in the slow lane, which gives me the chance to speed up and get ahead of him. I do so and pull over into the slow lane. He gets into the fast lane and comes up alongside me. Don't even have to look, I know he's staring at me again. I speed up just a bit and he pulls into the slow lane behind me. We then merge from the highway we're on onto the freeway. I stay in the slow lane and sure enough, within a half mile he's in the fast lane right next to me. I risk a glance to the left and sure enough, he's got his eye on me again. I consider getting off the freeway at the next exit, the one before the one I normally take, but decide not to. A mile or so later he notices the four cars lined up behind him and speeds up, and shortly after that I get to my exit.I think I'm coming to work via a different route tomorrow! pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 March 18, 2002 Hmmm...does this guy fall under Fruit, nut, or flake? "I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #3 March 18, 2002 QuoteHmmm...does this guy fall under Fruit, nut, or flake?Sounds like breakfast one way or the other...20 million bathtubs can't be wrong. . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #4 March 18, 2002 "50 years old wearing the geekiest sunglasses I've ever seen".Fret not Lisa, you probably just met 'crazy' Dave Ruckert. CyaDIt aint what you fly, its how you fly it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #5 March 18, 2002 That is what I call some weird, wild, wacky stuff! Call VIP Security and have the girls watch out for you! - It's just a couple of broken vertebrea. Have some pain killers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADRNALN 0 #6 March 18, 2002 So, i'm driving to work this morning and I look over to my left and what do I see? One fine a$$ skydivin' female!!!!! I couldn't help myself I just couldn't stop following her. I just wanted to ask her why she would jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #7 March 18, 2002 Lisa.... we need to talk... you are complaing about not getting any right? So when the first guy that comes along and looks like he might be into you, what do you do? Drive faster and try to avoid him... At this rate your first number will be a 0 forever.... I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend... ~3EB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #8 March 18, 2002 Lisa:You know what Clay looks like, right? Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 March 18, 2002 QuoteYou know what Clay looks like, right?Heheheehee....she didn't even notice "Lamb Chops" staring from the back window..... "I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #10 March 18, 2002 If he'd been something even remotely close to decent looking maybe, but this guy was icky! Icky, icky, icky!!!Besides, I only do skydivers. pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 March 18, 2002 Quotebut this guy was icky! Icky, icky, icky!!!Here......I'll ruin someone elses joke......QuoteYou know what Clay looks like, right?"I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #12 March 18, 2002 QuoteYou know what Clay looks like, right?No really, this guy was even ickier!! pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 March 18, 2002 QuoteNo really, this guy was even ickier!!DAAAAAYUMMMM!!! That's one UGLY MOFO!!!!!!!!! "I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooknswoop 19 #14 March 18, 2002 They usually leave when you point a loaded Glock in their direction. If they don't leave, pull the trigger :-)Hook Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdrew20012001 0 #15 March 18, 2002 How dare you call my sunglasses geeky. At least you didn't see me lurking in the bushes in my tootoo.Drewfus McDoofus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #16 March 18, 2002 Lisa that is some scary stuff there. Shoulda jotted the license plate number and had some uniforms approach him. Be careful!! We all know that there are some serious psycho fruit cakes out there!! You strike me as someone that could hold there own in a situation though.............Kick em hard!!"I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing" -- socrates Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 March 18, 2002 Quotesome serious psycho fruit cakes out there!!Especially in California......Same thing happend to my ex-wife once. Old guy followed her all over town. Chased her through red traffic lights and followed her despite her best efforts to lose him. She finally gave up and went to her Mom's house. Once there......she was served with a modification of custody petition..... That cost me something like $450!!!! "I only have a C license, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdrew20012001 0 #18 March 18, 2002 Contrary to popular belief, kicking men in the jimmie is not the most advisable route. Basically will ust piss them off and give them enough lead time to hurt you. I advise punching in the throat. You take away their air they cannot hurt you. Then run.Drewfus McDoofus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #19 March 18, 2002 QuoteShoulda jotted the license plate number and had some uniforms approach him.If he'd followed me off at my exit I would have. Glad I have a cell phone! pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #20 March 18, 2002 Well, if you used your cell phone for that purpose in the "great" state of NY, they would be more likely to give you a ticket for distracted driving rather than chase down the wierdo..."If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #21 March 18, 2002 What do you expect being SO GOD DAMNED GOOD LOOKING SKYBITCH!! SMALL PRICE TO PAY!!The poor guy probably just wanted a tendem? He might have seen the skydiving stickers,, lolI second the Glock... Semper Fi !!!!!http://www.aahit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
