joke

[n2skdvn 0]

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters
> a confessional box, sits down but says nothing.
>
> The Priest coughs a few times to get his
> attention but the drunk just sits there.
>
> Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
>
> The drunk replies, "ain't no use knockin, there's
> no paper on this side either
It's not the fall that kills you, it'ssudden deceleration syndrome.

[Viking 0]

LOL omg thats so wrong on so many levels!
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver

[lazerq3 0]

LOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!! Thats funny!!!!jason

[skymedic 0]

not if your a catholic it isnt.....very very funny....
marc
BSBD

[jtval 0]

even if you are catholic its funny!
getting high is fun, but coming down is the best part
JT

[Scratch 0]

Hee hee
I was thinking about the next person into the confessional.
" So what is my pennance Father?"
"You are sitting in it my son"

[QuickDraw 0]

There was a cruise ship going through some rough waters that ended up sinking just off the coast of a small deserted island............
There where only 3 survivors: 2 guys and a girl..........
They lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men and women to do.............
After several years of casual sex all the time, the girl felt really bad about what she had been doing...................
She felt having sex with both guys was so bad that she killed herself..............
It was very tragic but the two guys managed to get through it and after a while nature once more took it's inevitable course...................
Well, a couple more years went by and the guys began to feel absolutely horrible about what they where doing....................So................
They buried her.
..Billions of people living out their lives..Oblivious..

[canopycudler 0]

LMAO!! Love it!!
Busses here don't work. I am an asshole.
...Tina