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AggieDave

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randomly-generated bar joke:
This pig walks into a bar. A bum pounds on the bar and yells "I'm gonna take you into the back room and give you the best sex of your life!" The pig tosses back a bourbon and says "I'm waiting for a priest." The bartender says "Hey. Why don't you fly from here to the end of the bar?"
So the pig takes a deep breath and yells "You're an asshole when you're drunk, Superman."
Speed Racer
"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!"

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