Scottish Scotty.........

[Sebazz1 2]

So one day in Scotland Scotty was strolling through the town center and went into a bar for some spirits. As he sat down the bartender asked him [very thick Scottish accents mind you] "So what is your name sir?" and Scotty replied "well my name is Scotty the ........" and kinda silenced himself. Looking at the bartender he pointed out to a rock wall in front of the bar "you see that wall...I built it with my own bare hands......and they don't call me Scotty the Wall Builder....nope" then he proceded to point at the church across the way "you see that church.........I built it with my own bare hands......and they don't call me Scotty the Carpenter....no they don't" Scotty sat there thinking for a minute and said "you see the path going through the park?......I built that with my own bare hands........and they don't call me Scotty the path builder.....no they don't....."
"But you touch one sheep the wrong way.........................."
Sebazz............

[SpeedRacer 1]

Damn spell checker can't be working right. It's spelled "skreamer", not "Scottie!!"
Speed Racer
"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!"

[n2skdvn 0]

skreamers not scottish??? is he?
dont let your mind wander.....its to little to be left alone......

[homer 0]

you must be from montana the land where little boys take their sheep to bed like little girls take their dolls.
Bite Me

[nacmacfeegle 0]

Baaaaaaah.....ROFLMAO, its an old one but a good one.
Reminds me of home, land of the velcro aprons,
here's some fun in return.
Cya
D

[homer 0]

droowling Now I'm getting a chubby thanks a lot. What I wouldn't give to grab her... now I'm horny and have nobody to F*ck Nice pic Bite Me

[n2skdvn 0]

what car?????? i didnt see one
dont let your mind wander.....its to little to be left alone......

[Divadiver 0]

Nice shoes! They're hard to find in red!
Diva