thrillseek 0 #1 February 20, 2002 I know there are some good stories out there.... Let's hear em'! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #2 February 20, 2002 I let a friend manifest and he got the loads mixed up, ended up on the wrong load and had to deplane after 5 extra minutes on the ground trying to figure out who didn't belong. That sucked, but it was funny.-Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillseek 0 #3 February 20, 2002 i have way too many to list, but here's an excerpt:1st, horny gorilla (not my idea...a surprise horny gorilla), 1st skidmarks left on asphalt, 1st grass stains through a jumpsuit onto clothing underneath (ouch), 1st time having sex in a plane, 1st night jump (fell out of the same plane as previous "1st") the list goes on and on... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 February 20, 2002 On my 3 rd square jump I decided to land THROUGH 50 ft pine trees at Raeford after making my final FAR too long. PLF'd onto the volley ball court about 30 ft from a bunch of people drinking beer. They were quite suprised when I "Dropped" in...... I was torn though....Was it a beer line violation or my first off DZ landing?"I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christopherm 0 #5 February 20, 2002 My 1st time buying beer.-So, how hard is the ground?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #6 February 20, 2002 On one jump :First Jump out of helicopterFirst Display jumpFirst jump in that stateFreemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LawnDart21 0 #7 February 20, 2002 1st naked jump out of the B-17 this year at Quincy (jump#242). 1st PLF through a mailbox while landing out (jump#16). Score: Me=1, Mailbox=0. Totalled the mailbox and wooden frame, I walked away without a scratch. 1st golf course landing (on the fairway) at Skydive Houston (jump #64). 1st time getting laid in the Otter (hump#327....LOL). 1st time throwing up under canopy(jump#23). 1st time waking up a family at 6am in Lake Wales to let me out of their locked backyard that I landed in after a balloon jump. (jump#94) (I had to walk through the house to get out the front door, they were sooooo not happy with me.) That's it, those are my best beer stories."I live to EFS"Tom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #8 February 20, 2002 Not the funniest reason but jumped in some pretty strong winds and had to land in the EXPERT landing. It was either that or the taxiway. Everyone was outside just waiting to see what was going to happen cause I had hardly any forward movement. As soon as I touched ground everyone started clapping and yelling BEER!!!. Hell I was happy to be on the ground. It was like jump 16 for me!!!!!jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #9 February 20, 2002 that was you??!!! we wer ento fond of you that day, jimbo! =c)funniest reason- that i actually bought it for that is- would have to be first time kissing a teammate.Stacyhttp://users.snip.net/~stacy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #10 February 21, 2002 I don't know the funniest thing I have ever done to buy beer, but at the Dz I started at and at the DZ I am at right now we have a tradition for AFF grads.1st when they gradumacate we send them to the local liquor store wearing a cap and gown and must wear it the whole time. We do check!2nd they must wear the gown whenever they are present on the DZ unles they are leaving or going on a load. Anytime they are caught without the gown it's a six pack or more of beer. They must wear the gown until someone else graduates. So it could be for weeks or same day. Either way thats a funny way to have someone buy beer Dude were's your gown? .........I got spring fever.........I can't come in today..............Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 February 21, 2002 Good 'ol hazing... "I'll take Famous Titties for 400..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #12 February 21, 2002 new had to buy any yet but sure do owe a crap load. I think i'm up to a keg now. beer anyoneBoys have a penis Girls have a vagina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #13 February 21, 2002 Do not let your beer duties slack! Beer karma is one of the most important factors in skydiving. I often tell students that if they have good beer karma they will not have mals nor will they go in.......You my friend better go get some beers if you want to make through the weekend....j/k...j/k....I might hit three hundred posts today and I'm going to do it with meaningful ones...........well of course except for this one.......I got spring fever.........I can't come in today..............Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #14 February 21, 2002 the dz is in city limits and they wont allow alcohol to be drunk at the dzBoys have a penis Girls have a vagina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #15 February 21, 2002 No drinking at the DZ?That is possibly the saddest thing I have ever ever heard. I am so so sorry..............I got spring fever.........I can't come in today..............Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #16 February 21, 2002 SNIFF SNIFF SNIFFBoys have a penis Girls have a vagina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TEB6363 0 #17 February 21, 2002 Showing up late to the AFFCC class because I was drinking too much beer the night before.:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #18 February 21, 2002 Yup Tom I do remember that...................Hmmm where's Tom? Well he was out late last night drinking.The night before the AFF certification course?Yep.BEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!That was classic since we were all hung over but all made it in time. So Tom bought beer. So hard to have a boogy going on and your sitting in a class room.......I got spring fever.........I can't come in today..............Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TEB6363 0 #19 February 21, 2002 I figured one beer would be OK; well two, it was a long day.....It just got worse......:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #20 February 21, 2002 Quotethe dz is in city limits and they wont allow alcohol to be drunk at the dz--------------------------------That is possibly the saddest thing I have ever ever heard. I am so so sorry..............Me too. I'm speachless . . . Keith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nws01 0 #21 February 22, 2002 It was a pretty windy day and we decided to go ahead and make a load. One of the Instructors taking up a tandem and told us to not go to far off of the airport because of the winds. Had a nice four way and I "had" to track away from the airport at the 4k breakoff. I tracked a little too far...deployed a little too low...and knew there was no way in hell I would make it back to the dz. I found a road that I could land by with a nice clear grassy area right next too it. The dz already had someone on their way top pick me up. As I was approaching I eventually noticed a set of power line 5 feet below me. I flared all the way down until I was standing on a powerline. I jumped off the line and my canopy was still inflated because of the high winds so I floated to the ground not hurt. The truck that was coming to pick me up stopped in the middle of the road and their jaws were to the floor. "How in the hell did you manage to do that they asked?" My reply was, "I owe beer. First landing / walking on power lines!"Nathan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #22 February 22, 2002 1st solo; AFF Gradumaction, 1st license, 1st cut-away jump #23, first off landing, jump 100, but funniest.............unsolicited "tata" exposure in free fall.....darn if I didn't get a nickname too....."perky" LMAO!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites canopycudler 0 #23 February 22, 2002 we don't drink at the dz either.. do we, Anne? TT1 Blue skies & sunset jumps...Tina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FallingILweenie 0 #24 February 22, 2002 no tina, there is no drinking allowed there. being drunk can lead to foolishness, like stealing a hay bale or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites n2skdvn 0 #25 February 22, 2002 or in slappies case sling shoting yourself on a creeper!!!!!!its not my fault,my mind was not clearits all because of the heineken beer...... 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Sebazz1 2 #13 February 21, 2002 Do not let your beer duties slack! Beer karma is one of the most important factors in skydiving. I often tell students that if they have good beer karma they will not have mals nor will they go in.......You my friend better go get some beers if you want to make through the weekend....j/k...j/k....I might hit three hundred posts today and I'm going to do it with meaningful ones...........well of course except for this one.......I got spring fever.........I can't come in today..............Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #14 February 21, 2002 the dz is in city limits and they wont allow alcohol to be drunk at the dzBoys have a penis Girls have a vagina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #15 February 21, 2002 No drinking at the DZ?That is possibly the saddest thing I have ever ever heard. I am so so sorry..............I got spring fever.........I can't come in today..............Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites homer 0 #16 February 21, 2002 SNIFF SNIFF SNIFFBoys have a penis Girls have a vagina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TEB6363 0 #17 February 21, 2002 Showing up late to the AFFCC class because I was drinking too much beer the night before.:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #18 February 21, 2002 Yup Tom I do remember that...................Hmmm where's Tom? Well he was out late last night drinking.The night before the AFF certification course?Yep.BEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!That was classic since we were all hung over but all made it in time. So Tom bought beer. So hard to have a boogy going on and your sitting in a class room.......I got spring fever.........I can't come in today..............Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TEB6363 0 #19 February 21, 2002 I figured one beer would be OK; well two, it was a long day.....It just got worse......:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #20 February 21, 2002 Quotethe dz is in city limits and they wont allow alcohol to be drunk at the dz--------------------------------That is possibly the saddest thing I have ever ever heard. I am so so sorry..............Me too. I'm speachless . . . Keith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nws01 0 #21 February 22, 2002 It was a pretty windy day and we decided to go ahead and make a load. One of the Instructors taking up a tandem and told us to not go to far off of the airport because of the winds. Had a nice four way and I "had" to track away from the airport at the 4k breakoff. I tracked a little too far...deployed a little too low...and knew there was no way in hell I would make it back to the dz. I found a road that I could land by with a nice clear grassy area right next too it. The dz already had someone on their way top pick me up. As I was approaching I eventually noticed a set of power line 5 feet below me. I flared all the way down until I was standing on a powerline. I jumped off the line and my canopy was still inflated because of the high winds so I floated to the ground not hurt. The truck that was coming to pick me up stopped in the middle of the road and their jaws were to the floor. "How in the hell did you manage to do that they asked?" My reply was, "I owe beer. First landing / walking on power lines!"Nathan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #22 February 22, 2002 1st solo; AFF Gradumaction, 1st license, 1st cut-away jump #23, first off landing, jump 100, but funniest.............unsolicited "tata" exposure in free fall.....darn if I didn't get a nickname too....."perky" LMAO!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites canopycudler 0 #23 February 22, 2002 we don't drink at the dz either.. do we, Anne? TT1 Blue skies & sunset jumps...Tina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FallingILweenie 0 #24 February 22, 2002 no tina, there is no drinking allowed there. being drunk can lead to foolishness, like stealing a hay bale or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites n2skdvn 0 #25 February 22, 2002 or in slappies case sling shoting yourself on a creeper!!!!!!its not my fault,my mind was not clearits all because of the heineken beer...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Sebazz1 2 #15 February 21, 2002 No drinking at the DZ?That is possibly the saddest thing I have ever ever heard. I am so so sorry..............I got spring fever.........I can't come in today..............Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #16 February 21, 2002 SNIFF SNIFF SNIFFBoys have a penis Girls have a vagina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TEB6363 0 #17 February 21, 2002 Showing up late to the AFFCC class because I was drinking too much beer the night before.:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #18 February 21, 2002 Yup Tom I do remember that...................Hmmm where's Tom? Well he was out late last night drinking.The night before the AFF certification course?Yep.BEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!That was classic since we were all hung over but all made it in time. So Tom bought beer. So hard to have a boogy going on and your sitting in a class room.......I got spring fever.........I can't come in today..............Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TEB6363 0 #19 February 21, 2002 I figured one beer would be OK; well two, it was a long day.....It just got worse......:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #20 February 21, 2002 Quotethe dz is in city limits and they wont allow alcohol to be drunk at the dz--------------------------------That is possibly the saddest thing I have ever ever heard. I am so so sorry..............Me too. I'm speachless . . . Keith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nws01 0 #21 February 22, 2002 It was a pretty windy day and we decided to go ahead and make a load. One of the Instructors taking up a tandem and told us to not go to far off of the airport because of the winds. Had a nice four way and I "had" to track away from the airport at the 4k breakoff. I tracked a little too far...deployed a little too low...and knew there was no way in hell I would make it back to the dz. I found a road that I could land by with a nice clear grassy area right next too it. The dz already had someone on their way top pick me up. As I was approaching I eventually noticed a set of power line 5 feet below me. I flared all the way down until I was standing on a powerline. I jumped off the line and my canopy was still inflated because of the high winds so I floated to the ground not hurt. The truck that was coming to pick me up stopped in the middle of the road and their jaws were to the floor. "How in the hell did you manage to do that they asked?" My reply was, "I owe beer. First landing / walking on power lines!"Nathan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #22 February 22, 2002 1st solo; AFF Gradumaction, 1st license, 1st cut-away jump #23, first off landing, jump 100, but funniest.............unsolicited "tata" exposure in free fall.....darn if I didn't get a nickname too....."perky" LMAO!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites canopycudler 0 #23 February 22, 2002 we don't drink at the dz either.. do we, Anne? TT1 Blue skies & sunset jumps...Tina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FallingILweenie 0 #24 February 22, 2002 no tina, there is no drinking allowed there. being drunk can lead to foolishness, like stealing a hay bale or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites n2skdvn 0 #25 February 22, 2002 or in slappies case sling shoting yourself on a creeper!!!!!!its not my fault,my mind was not clearits all because of the heineken beer...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
TEB6363 0 #17 February 21, 2002 Showing up late to the AFFCC class because I was drinking too much beer the night before.:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #18 February 21, 2002 Yup Tom I do remember that...................Hmmm where's Tom? Well he was out late last night drinking.The night before the AFF certification course?Yep.BEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!That was classic since we were all hung over but all made it in time. So Tom bought beer. So hard to have a boogy going on and your sitting in a class room.......I got spring fever.........I can't come in today..............Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #19 February 21, 2002 I figured one beer would be OK; well two, it was a long day.....It just got worse......:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #20 February 21, 2002 Quotethe dz is in city limits and they wont allow alcohol to be drunk at the dz--------------------------------That is possibly the saddest thing I have ever ever heard. I am so so sorry..............Me too. I'm speachless . . . Keith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #21 February 22, 2002 It was a pretty windy day and we decided to go ahead and make a load. One of the Instructors taking up a tandem and told us to not go to far off of the airport because of the winds. Had a nice four way and I "had" to track away from the airport at the 4k breakoff. I tracked a little too far...deployed a little too low...and knew there was no way in hell I would make it back to the dz. I found a road that I could land by with a nice clear grassy area right next too it. The dz already had someone on their way top pick me up. As I was approaching I eventually noticed a set of power line 5 feet below me. I flared all the way down until I was standing on a powerline. I jumped off the line and my canopy was still inflated because of the high winds so I floated to the ground not hurt. The truck that was coming to pick me up stopped in the middle of the road and their jaws were to the floor. "How in the hell did you manage to do that they asked?" My reply was, "I owe beer. First landing / walking on power lines!"Nathan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #22 February 22, 2002 1st solo; AFF Gradumaction, 1st license, 1st cut-away jump #23, first off landing, jump 100, but funniest.............unsolicited "tata" exposure in free fall.....darn if I didn't get a nickname too....."perky" LMAO!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canopycudler 0 #23 February 22, 2002 we don't drink at the dz either.. do we, Anne? TT1 Blue skies & sunset jumps...Tina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #24 February 22, 2002 no tina, there is no drinking allowed there. being drunk can lead to foolishness, like stealing a hay bale or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #25 February 22, 2002 or in slappies case sling shoting yourself on a creeper!!!!!!its not my fault,my mind was not clearits all because of the heineken beer...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
