Stacy 0 #26 February 22, 2002 we did that with kelly. tied her onto a creeper and flung her around through puddles. that was pretty funny...Stacyhttp://users.snip.net/~stacy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #27 February 22, 2002 After I started skydiving I got really drunk one night and decided I wanted a tattoo. Of course I didn't want to get a generic one off the wall, but couldn't decide what to get, then it dawned on me, it was my 'first' tatoo, so I got BEER! tattooed across my back in 8 inch tall letters Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #28 February 22, 2002 QuoteBEER! tattooed across my back in 8 inch tall lettersOk, we're going to have to see pics of that..."I'll take Famous Titties for 400..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #29 February 22, 2002 QuoteAfter I started skydiving I got really drunk one night and decided I wanted a tattoo. Of course I didn't want to get a generic one off the wall, but couldn't decide what to get, then it dawned on me, it was my 'first' tatoo, so I got BEER! tattooed across my back in 8 inch tall letters.DUDE!SWEET!DUDE!SWEET!Sorry, gratuitous reference to the 'B' movie known as "Dude, where's my car?"._AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com Yahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #30 February 22, 2002 QuoteI got BEER! tattooed across my back in 8 inch tall lettersI know why girls get tattoos on their backs (so guys will have something to look at during sex), but why do guys get tattoos there? Note to Newbies: If you're not sure, it's probably sarcasm. Just keep walking. If you don't touch it, it won't hurt you or try to follow you home. Just take it one day at a time, like the drunks do.flyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #31 February 22, 2002 ROFLMAOIt only takes a little pixie dust...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 #32 February 22, 2002 Nathan as ya get older and more mature ya can probably have that modified to read "BOOBS!" Last winter we did a jump with a bad spot,, landed N, S, E, and W of town, I was walking along the highway and a cop spotted me,, with a yellow chute draped over my shoulder and thought somebody ripped off the Michalin Man at the tire store,, turned around and questioned me till he realized I was a jumper,, put me in the back seat and gave me a ride back to the DZ,, "haven't been in the back seat of a cop car for a while",, then he knew my bud and we sometimes work with his wife,, well they were outside the car yackin shit while I was in the back seat with the heater on and sun shining in and sweatin my ass off,, left me there a long ass time so everyone could come over and see me in the cop car and wave hello before he finally let me out,, so 2 cases for my first off DZ landing and the first ta get a ride to the DZ in a cop car,, by the way his wife is a hottie and I'm thinkin I should try an sedu#@ her,, no I guess that wouldn't be right,, did I mention she's a hottie?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #33 February 22, 2002 Luckily I haven't been drunk enough to have that really happen to me, was writing in a hurry and forgot to put a j/k after it.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #34 February 22, 2002 QuoteLast winter we did a jump with a bad spot,, landed N, S, E, and W of town, I was walking along the highway and a cop spotted me,, ............This has got to be the greatest run-on sentence of all time!I think that's a beer-able offense.Never argue with stupid people.They just drag you down 2 their level & beat you with experience Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 #35 February 23, 2002 I was gonna post sumthing really witty and intelligent but my friggin dog just farted and I gotta get the fuck outside!! Wow ,,, DeJaVU,, It was last year about this time when I posted the same thing,, I was advised not to light a match... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #36 February 23, 2002 ROFLMAO!!!! Dog farts are the worst!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canopycudler 0 #37 February 23, 2002 ummm no way... LAST weekend on the 182 there was the WORST fart in history... seriously.. we thought the pilot was gonna bail!!Blue skies & sunset jumps...Tina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #38 February 23, 2002 That fart was so bad (the wold series of farts was so bad) that I thought I would die. Our eyes were actually atering from the noxious oders!!!please oh please, DOOR!!!!Anne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bunge 0 #39 February 24, 2002 first time i called someone on beer....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #40 February 24, 2002 I remember when that happened. What a numb nut. I guess his mother never taught him creepers and bungi cords don't mix. How is coller bone doing anyway?Boys have a penis Girls have a vagina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
