The Perfect Couple

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The Perfect Couple
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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
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One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car (Luxury Sedan Mercedes) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
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There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and
the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
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Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
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****Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling.****
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen either. You were told to stop scrolling.
"I am a victim of my environment."
Chris

[canopycudler 0]

i guess i'm the perfect example of "women don't listen" ... LOL
Blue skies & sunset jumps
...Tina

[lazerq3 0]

LOLOOOOOOLOLLOLO Thats pretty good!!!
jason

[Jessica 0]

This is the best way to see this joke:
http://www.theperfectjoke.com

[FallingILweenie 0]

But the perfect car isn't a Mercedes.....

[flyingferret 0]

Someone devoted a whole TLD to that?
Malachi

[AndyMan 7]

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Someone devoted a whole TLD to that?

Technically, no. The TLD, or Top Level Domain was the .com part. He devoted an entire second level domain, more commonly just called a domain.
Which brings us back to your point.
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[flyingferret 0]

Actually, to be real honest, I just through out the whole TLD thing to see if someone would ask...What is that? Malachi

[flyhi 24]

Dear Help Desk,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
Please help!
--Desperate
Dear Desperate,
Please keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command: C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME and then install
Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications:
Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a virus that will create "Snoring Loudly" WAV sound files.
DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying
additional software to improve performance.
I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3
--Help Desk
Just take it one day at a time, like the drunks do.
flyhi

[dmddave 0]

That's hilarious, I just emailed this post to my wife.