JOTD

[ScottishJohn 25]

Its so bad it's got to be good
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A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out
a blank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..
woof..woof...woof."
The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, "There are
only nine words here. You could send another 'woof' for the
same price."
The dog replied "What, and ruin the punchline?!"

[3fLiEr 0]

oh my god!.................. we could make up a better one!!! ;op
tell ya what I will start
A horse, a priest and a small goat are sat around in a bar drinking whiskey.........................
please continue.........
bsbd
"In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"

[christopherm 0]

The horse asks the priest, "Are you a virgin?"

[AggieDave 6]

The priest just points at the goat...
"I said don't look Ethel, It was too late, she'd already been incensed... "

[jfields 0]

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The horse asks the priest, "Are you a virgin?"
The priest just points at the goat...

[self-control mode]
Nope. I'm not gonna do it.....
Must.... have.... restraint.....
Won't.... mention... Clay....
[/self-control mode]

Justin

[scottbre 0]

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A horse, a priest and a small goat are sitting around in a bar drinking whiskey.
The horse asks the priest, "Are you a virgin?"
The priest just points at the goat.

The goat chomps hard on his finger and then they both immediately slam back another shot of whiskey.
"Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . "

[ScottishJohn 25]

Is it the one were the priest says to the White Horse "did you know theres a whisky named after you"
And the horse replies "what , Kevin"

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

10 things men know about women (or so they rekon )

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10. They have breasts.
You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!