sangiro 25 #1 February 18, 2002 Umm... ok... I feel much safer now in the UK knowing I'm being protected by such a competent and potent force.... not!Click HereSafe swoopsSangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #2 February 18, 2002 Well... it could have been worse.... They could have tried to retake their original colonies again....Cause I don't wanna come back down from this cloud... ~ Bush Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StevieBoy 0 #3 February 19, 2002 "Umm... ok... I feel much safer now in the UK knowing I'm being protected by such a competent and potent force.... not!"I would have given you a little more credit than to post that??"Skydiving's a source, it'll change your life, swear to God" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #4 February 19, 2002 i was starting to get scared for a minute when i read the topic... showed up to the dz this weekend and about 30 british guys had comondered the dz...they were all jumping racers and big ugly grey chutes..... they said they were on vacation, but maybe they were another bunch of marines playing off thier mistake.... the beach is but only a short distance away from the dz....hmmmm...makes ya wonder!"up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil 0 #5 February 19, 2002 maybe they were just fed up of riding the tube and wanted to escape to Spain for asylumThe Tube...If you are a regular traveller on the London Underground, here are some facts which you are going to wish you hadn't read.During Autumn of 2000, a team of scientists at the Department of Forensics at University College London removed a row of passenger seats from a Central Line tube carriage for analysis into cleanliness. Despite London Underground's claim that the interior of their trains are cleaned on a regular basis, the scientists made some alarming discoveries.The analysis was broken down. This is what was found on the surface of the seats:- 4 types of hair sample (human, mouse, rat, dog)- 7 types of insect (mostly fleas, mostly alive)- vomit originating from at least 9 separate people- human urine originating from at least 4 separate people- human excrement- rodent excrement- human semenWhen the seats were taken apart, they found:- the remains of 6 mice- the remains of 2 large rats- 1 previously unheard of fungusIt is estimated that by holding one of the armrests, you are transferring, to your body, the natural oils and sweat from as many as 400 different people. It is estimated that it is generally healthier to smoke five cigarettes a day than to travel for one hour a day on the London Underground.It is far more hygienic to wipe your hand on the inside of a recently flushed toilet bowl before eating, than to wipe your hand on a London Underground seat before eating.It is estimated that, within London, more work sick-days are taken because of bugs picked up whilst traveling on the London Underground than for any other reason (including alcohol).Enjoy the ride next time you're in Londonblue onesPhil Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
des 2 #6 February 19, 2002 lol!,kinda reminds me of the us. military bombing themselves in bahrain(?) taking out a cable car in italy,and sinking a japanese fishing boat.thank god for our militaries.hahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geoff 0 #7 February 19, 2002 This stuff about the London tube is a hoax. Look here.Geoff Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil 0 #8 February 19, 2002 ...what is the first step when confronted with truth?Denial! blue onesPhil Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #9 February 19, 2002 Uhh, don't quite follow. That was an email hoax that got sent around some time ago - that is the truth. Geez, you Swiss are supposed to stay neutral not pick fights! WillPS I've been living in the UK for 6 years, have traveled abroad quite a bit (including 4 trips to USA) - this IMHO is one of the safest countries in the world to live in."Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 25 #10 February 19, 2002 QuoteI would have given you a little more credit than to post that??...and credit is what I need...... not! Been in France for too long? Sense of humor fell under the guillotine? Safe swoopsSangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3fLiEr 0 #11 February 19, 2002 Quotethis IMHO is one of the safest countries in the world to live in.You obviously have not been on the piss in Oxford then!!!......... "In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil 0 #12 February 19, 2002 haha ... swiss and neutral my a@@! Money makes the world go round my friend and the swiss are world champions about that. C'mon nobody is perfect except the Swiss !?! and why not pick a fight, got nothing better to do right now anyway ...and you're right about the UK being safe - I lived there for 2 years and I loved it. Just avoid the drunk chicks in the Pubs, they can get rather nasty...blue onesPhil Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #13 February 19, 2002 No, but been pubbing in Willesden and clubbing in Brixton, does that count?"Don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 February 19, 2002 "Brixton"A little record spinning anyone????"I only have 133 jumps, so I don't know shit..right?"-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StevieBoy 0 #15 February 19, 2002 ...and credit is what I need...... not! Been in France for too long? Sense of humor fell under the guillotine? Safe swoopsSangiro Point taken, i'll go & get some super glue & stick it back on."Skydiving's a source, it'll change your life, swear to God" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
