indyz 1 #1 February 1, 2002 Somebody hijacked a beer truck in Orange, CA, then abandoned the truck (minus some beer), in Perris. I don't want to jump to conclusions or anything...--BrianHomepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 February 1, 2002 They'll never know!! Was Lisa at work today? "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #3 February 1, 2002 Jus checkin the perris web-cams now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #4 February 1, 2002 Looking at the "Today,s Picture,s" part These guy,s look mighty suspicious Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 February 1, 2002 " These guy,s look mighty suspicious"Prime suspects...... "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #6 February 1, 2002 No floaters on THAT team!! Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 February 1, 2002 Fallrate is NOT a problem...Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #8 February 1, 2002 One question. Why would ANYONE purposely steal Budweiser?Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 February 1, 2002 "Why would ANYONE purposely steal Budweiser?"Free Beer always tastes good!!!! "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #10 February 1, 2002 Agreed that free beer always tastes good, but why not hijack the heineken truck, or a corona truck...c'mon, budweiser?The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #11 February 1, 2002 QuoteWas Lisa at work today? Quiet Clay! I wash only a few minutesh late and only cuzh my car broke-hic! down... really!pull and flare,lisa--What would Scooby Doo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 February 1, 2002 "c'mon, budweiser?"Ummm...it was there...target of opportunity..."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 February 1, 2002 "I wash only a few minutesh late and only cuzh my car broke-hic! down... really"Already liquored up? Wanna go on a date? "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #14 February 1, 2002 QuoteUmmm...it was there...target of opportunityLike the sheep?Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 February 1, 2002 "Like the sheep?"Yep!"It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #16 February 1, 2002 Quote "Why would ANYONE purposely steal Budweiser?"Free Beer always tastes good!!!! Well, YEAH!!! But shouldn't they steal BEER then?Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #17 February 1, 2002 They probably wanted to, but a Miller Light truck wasn't around, so they had to do with what they had around...Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #18 February 1, 2002 if you are going to drink miller products at least drink "champagne"a.k.a. HIGH Lifethat is my cheap beer of choicehisgoofynessits a bird, its a plane, no wait, its one goofy s.o.b. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #19 February 1, 2002 Uh right now the suspects are trying to trade their Budweiser on the black market for real beer. Whats the going rate these days for bud to real beer?2.5 Buds = 1 Heineken2 Buds = Guiness1.5 Buds = 1 CoronaSo thirsty for some warm air and cold brew........Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #20 February 1, 2002 Yep...i bet there are some pretty sheepish looking sober people stitting on the beaches of southen california, pulling their hair out as we speak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #21 February 1, 2002 Na, I'd say it had to have been a newbie to be that desperate. Must have been behind on buying cases, and been told not to show up at the DZ empty handed again "or else", and was jonesin' for some air. What's a skydiver to do in such dire circumstances? . . . Hijack a beer truck of course!Keith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #22 February 1, 2002 ohh, I never thought of that. Now I can go back!!!!The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites