SpeedRacer 1 #51 January 29, 2002 QuoteBake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes Is that Fahrenheit or Celsius?Speed Racer"My God! It's full of stars!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #52 January 29, 2002 just nuke it in the microwave :)(o)(o) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #53 January 29, 2002 jtvalyou have a chicken in your purse and you know how to use it?------------------------------------------------------------------------------------close . i have a LITTLE CHICKEN in my POCKET. and i kinow how to use it. wanna see?(at least thats what i was taught that it meant. how bout this one. it worked in the bars in mexico but i almost came home alone that night..mi vende mi madre por una cervaza,puta no vales dos dollares! they thaught my girlfriend(at the time) was for sale!! oops!! but they gave us alot of free beerHave fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #54 January 29, 2002 "Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch Ein halbes Pfund Butter Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker Ein halbes Pfund Mehl Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse Ein wenig extra Staubzucker ... und keine Eier In eine Schüssel geben Butter einrühren Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und Den Teig verkneten Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen Im Staubzucker wälzen und Sagt die Zauberwörter Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und KEINE EIER Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und Keine Eier .. "tool goooddd.......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #55 January 29, 2002 "mi vende mi madre por una cervaza,puta no vales dos dollares!"Along the lines of "I'd sell my mother for a beer, but the bitch ain't worth any money" Yeah, they might think you wanted to hire her out for beer money. Hmm....does that work?"It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #56 January 29, 2002 VENI VIDI VICI hisgoofynessits a bird, its a plane, no wait, its one goofy s.o.b. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #57 January 29, 2002 NO SHIT, THE GIRL I WAS WITH TUAGHT ME O0ME WORDS AND ID PUT A SENTENCE TOGETHER AND ASK HER IF IT WAS GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT. SO I WENT TO THE BAR IN MEXICO AND SAID THAT. SHE WAS WITH ME AND SO WAS MY BUDDY AND HIS GIRL. I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA START A RIOT. BUT AFTER ALL WAS SAID AND DONE THEY BOUGHT US CERVAZA'S ALOT OF EM( I GUESS THEY WERE HOPING TO TAKE THE GIRLS FROM US WHEN WE WERE DRUNK.LITTLE DID THEY KNOW, WE WERE ALCOHOLICS. HAHAH!Have fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #58 January 29, 2002 "LITTLE DID THEY KNOW, WE WERE ALCOHOLICS"Heheeheheehee...It's a highly coveted skill in that situation! Also good if meeting Russians or Korean women."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #59 January 29, 2002 YOUR MAN Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #60 January 29, 2002 i'm alsoHave fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skyrose7 0 #61 January 30, 2002 that is the ultimate goal. In order to sustain myself financially (yah right), I must do this at a slower pace seeing how I don't want to throw away four years of a so called college education. yipee!The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ducky 0 #62 January 30, 2002 Hmmm here's one for ya...A sorta whuffo friend proposed this idea to me the other day as we were cruising on the lake in my boat. I had bored him to death all morning with skydiving babble and all of a sudden he gets the gleam in his eye. He says "hey can you get a really cheap like old used parachute ya think?" "um yeah I suppose so, why?" he responds "Well ya got me thinking of the one time I tried parasailing in the bahamas, and was thinking this boat has enough power to pull of something like that. So why don't we give it a try this summer, you can be the test dummy"I guess the scarey part is I actually have been contemplating the idea. I'm sure someone would get killed or arrested before we ever succeeded, but what's the fun if their is no risk??? If nothing else I'll get my water training signed off!!Kwak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheMarshMan1 0 #63 January 30, 2002 uh, i could be wrong here....but I think the chutes they use for parasailing are quite a bit different, arent they? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites indyz 1 #64 January 30, 2002 There was a segment on a show called "Maximum Exposure" where a bunch of guys hitched an old ram-air canopy up to a van. The problem: They attached the rope at what looked like the left three-ring. It flew okay because the pilot could correct with a lot of toggle input. It all went to hell when the guy let go of the toggles to release the rope so he could land. On previous attempts they had been able to disconnect the rope fast enough to regain control. Not this time. The pilot fought the release until he hit the ground in a turn, still being pulled by the van.--BrianHomepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scottbre 0 #65 January 30, 2002 QuoteEine halbe Tasse Staubzucker Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch Ein halbes Pfund Butter Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker Ein halbes Pfund Mehl Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse Ein wenig extra Staubzucker ... und keine Eier In eine Schüssel geben Butter einrühren Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und Den Teig verkneten Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen Im Staubzucker wälzen und Sagt die Zauberwörter Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und KEINE EIER Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und Keine Eier .. No eggs, dammit!"Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scottbre 0 #66 January 30, 2002 QuoteHe says "hey can you get a really cheap like old used parachute ya think?" "um yeah I suppose so, why?" he responds "Well ya got me thinking of the one time I tried parasailing in the bahamas, and was thinking this boat has enough power to pull of something like that. So why don't we give it a try this summer, you can be the test dummy"Just make sure you have a reserve and you should be all set. "Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ducky 0 #67 January 30, 2002 I was thinking we could incorporate a climbeing harness into the rig or wear it under neath and attach the rope to it with a beaner. In that case we coud release easily if needed.Just watch out for powerlines!!!!kwak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #68 January 30, 2002 Speed Racer,Quotehow much is a knife tip?this is important.I have a small knife and tried this recipe using it...it didn't work the way I wanted it to so I used a bigger knife...and the results were kinda' confusing...wait...maybe it was meant to confuse me...lol. All I can say is that if you try this, use a GREAT BIG KNIFE TIP...(It works best if you can find a machete cause there is NO END to the tip)...lol.FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #69 January 30, 2002 I guess the scarey part is I actually have been contemplating the idea. I'm sure someone would get killed or arrested before we ever succeeded, but what's the fun if their is no risk??? If nothing else I'll get my water training signed off!!----------------------------------------------------------------------------just make sure you have a release system incorporated on you tow rope!!and uh, dont drown when you land. if you have to realease when you come down then make sure the captain keeps going to get that rope out of your way, or you might just get tangled, possibly leaving you breathless. LITERALLY!Have fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites koune 0 #70 January 30, 2002 Hey....even in Germany there are no zwiebeln on a BigMac....no way!-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=Vincent: But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?Jules: What?Vincent: Mayonnaise.Jules: Goddamn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #71 January 31, 2002 "But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?"Do you know what they put on fries in Spokane, Washington instead of mayonnaise?Tartar suace......weird ain't it...but good!!!! Long live Dicks drive In...The dirtyest floor you will ever see outside a prison cafeteria!"It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lummy 4 #72 January 31, 2002 and they put horseradish in applesauce in Austria. Should I even ask how it got here?Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #73 January 31, 2002 "Should I even ask how it got here?"By accident I hope....you really should pick cleaner places to eat..."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites canopycudler 0 #74 January 31, 2002 " do any of them have something in their life that they love this much?" Well said, Marc!! It is SUCH a wonderful addiction!! You do remember Josh's story of how a month or so ago.. he was at a party.. (no surprises)... yah da yah da yah da.. he woke up nekkid with only his rig on!! I too am scard to have my rig with me at a drunkin party with Wuffos...but I love the stories!!Blue skies & sunset jumps...Tina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skyrose7 0 #75 January 31, 2002 This is beautiful. I feel proud to have inspired a thread that brings out the wierd actions taken by the rest of you to relieve your (our) obsession. It makes me feel somewhat normal. Thank you all.The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. 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jtval 0 #60 January 29, 2002 i'm alsoHave fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #61 January 30, 2002 that is the ultimate goal. In order to sustain myself financially (yah right), I must do this at a slower pace seeing how I don't want to throw away four years of a so called college education. yipee!The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ducky 0 #62 January 30, 2002 Hmmm here's one for ya...A sorta whuffo friend proposed this idea to me the other day as we were cruising on the lake in my boat. I had bored him to death all morning with skydiving babble and all of a sudden he gets the gleam in his eye. He says "hey can you get a really cheap like old used parachute ya think?" "um yeah I suppose so, why?" he responds "Well ya got me thinking of the one time I tried parasailing in the bahamas, and was thinking this boat has enough power to pull of something like that. So why don't we give it a try this summer, you can be the test dummy"I guess the scarey part is I actually have been contemplating the idea. I'm sure someone would get killed or arrested before we ever succeeded, but what's the fun if their is no risk??? If nothing else I'll get my water training signed off!!Kwak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #63 January 30, 2002 uh, i could be wrong here....but I think the chutes they use for parasailing are quite a bit different, arent they? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #64 January 30, 2002 There was a segment on a show called "Maximum Exposure" where a bunch of guys hitched an old ram-air canopy up to a van. The problem: They attached the rope at what looked like the left three-ring. It flew okay because the pilot could correct with a lot of toggle input. It all went to hell when the guy let go of the toggles to release the rope so he could land. On previous attempts they had been able to disconnect the rope fast enough to regain control. Not this time. The pilot fought the release until he hit the ground in a turn, still being pulled by the van.--BrianHomepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #65 January 30, 2002 QuoteEine halbe Tasse Staubzucker Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch Ein halbes Pfund Butter Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker Ein halbes Pfund Mehl Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse Ein wenig extra Staubzucker ... und keine Eier In eine Schüssel geben Butter einrühren Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und Den Teig verkneten Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen Im Staubzucker wälzen und Sagt die Zauberwörter Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und KEINE EIER Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und Keine Eier .. No eggs, dammit!"Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #66 January 30, 2002 QuoteHe says "hey can you get a really cheap like old used parachute ya think?" "um yeah I suppose so, why?" he responds "Well ya got me thinking of the one time I tried parasailing in the bahamas, and was thinking this boat has enough power to pull of something like that. So why don't we give it a try this summer, you can be the test dummy"Just make sure you have a reserve and you should be all set. "Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ducky 0 #67 January 30, 2002 I was thinking we could incorporate a climbeing harness into the rig or wear it under neath and attach the rope to it with a beaner. In that case we coud release easily if needed.Just watch out for powerlines!!!!kwak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #68 January 30, 2002 Speed Racer,Quotehow much is a knife tip?this is important.I have a small knife and tried this recipe using it...it didn't work the way I wanted it to so I used a bigger knife...and the results were kinda' confusing...wait...maybe it was meant to confuse me...lol. All I can say is that if you try this, use a GREAT BIG KNIFE TIP...(It works best if you can find a machete cause there is NO END to the tip)...lol.FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #69 January 30, 2002 I guess the scarey part is I actually have been contemplating the idea. I'm sure someone would get killed or arrested before we ever succeeded, but what's the fun if their is no risk??? If nothing else I'll get my water training signed off!!----------------------------------------------------------------------------just make sure you have a release system incorporated on you tow rope!!and uh, dont drown when you land. if you have to realease when you come down then make sure the captain keeps going to get that rope out of your way, or you might just get tangled, possibly leaving you breathless. LITERALLY!Have fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
koune 0 #70 January 30, 2002 Hey....even in Germany there are no zwiebeln on a BigMac....no way!-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=Vincent: But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?Jules: What?Vincent: Mayonnaise.Jules: Goddamn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #71 January 31, 2002 "But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?"Do you know what they put on fries in Spokane, Washington instead of mayonnaise?Tartar suace......weird ain't it...but good!!!! Long live Dicks drive In...The dirtyest floor you will ever see outside a prison cafeteria!"It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #72 January 31, 2002 and they put horseradish in applesauce in Austria. Should I even ask how it got here?Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #73 January 31, 2002 "Should I even ask how it got here?"By accident I hope....you really should pick cleaner places to eat..."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canopycudler 0 #74 January 31, 2002 " do any of them have something in their life that they love this much?" Well said, Marc!! It is SUCH a wonderful addiction!! You do remember Josh's story of how a month or so ago.. he was at a party.. (no surprises)... yah da yah da yah da.. he woke up nekkid with only his rig on!! I too am scard to have my rig with me at a drunkin party with Wuffos...but I love the stories!!Blue skies & sunset jumps...Tina Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #75 January 31, 2002 This is beautiful. I feel proud to have inspired a thread that brings out the wierd actions taken by the rest of you to relieve your (our) obsession. It makes me feel somewhat normal. Thank you all.The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
