DickMcMahon 0 #26 January 31, 2002 "It is better to be rich and healthy,than to be poor and sick!"http://www.dickmcmahon.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #27 January 31, 2002 Everything in skydiving seems to be measured byHow many..?How much..?How fast.. ?How high..?How low..?Etc. etc.but when it comes to packing the only thing that really matters is, how? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #28 January 31, 2002 * He who laughs last, thinks slowest.* Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.* A day without sunshine is like .... night.* On the other hand, you have different fingers.* Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.* I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be withoutsponges?* Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.* It is said that if you line up all the cars in the worldend to end, someone would be stupid enough to try andpass them.* It was recently discovered that research causes cancerin rats.AND LASTLY:The fastest way to make a small fortune in skydiving? Start with a large fortune and buy a dropzone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #29 January 31, 2002 Time flies like an arrow,Fruit flies like a banana.What is another word for "Thesaurus"?What's an easy way to remember how to spell mnemonic? Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Mansonflyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #30 January 31, 2002 Skydiving is like getting oral sex from your mother-in-law.Both feel great, just don't look down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #31 January 31, 2002 Holy God that's horrible! (I still laughed though...)"Skydivers, good to the last drop""If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving isn't for you"Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #32 January 31, 2002 Having mixed feelings: seing your mother in law driving off a cliff in your brand new SL 500...RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #33 January 31, 2002 "seing your mother in law driving off a cliff in your brand new SL 500..."'Nahhhh...two words for you...."Full Coverage" "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #34 January 31, 2002 Heard at the Diaz Beach Boogie just before Xmas.A certain gentleman after deep ponderings as to his recent and extended lack of exposure to female genitalia." Christ!! If somebody had to show me one of those things now I would get such a fright I would call the police" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #35 January 31, 2002 "recent and extended lack of exposure to female genitalia"I know exactly how he feels....."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Strynx 0 #36 January 31, 2002 Life without skydiving?Death. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyDekker 1,465 #37 January 31, 2002 Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?Why is there a lock on the door of the 24/7 corner store?If you aim to fail, but succeed, did you fail or did you succeed?"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #38 January 31, 2002 Why is there Brail on a drive-up ATM?Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scratch 0 #39 January 31, 2002 If the objective in golf is to hit the ball as little as possible.......................why play? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #40 January 31, 2002 If a tree falls on a mime in the woods, does it make a sound?Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #41 January 31, 2002 I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken. Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scratch 0 #42 January 31, 2002 Quote I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken. No, you weren't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
freeflir29 0 #35 January 31, 2002 "recent and extended lack of exposure to female genitalia"I know exactly how he feels....."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strynx 0 #36 January 31, 2002 Life without skydiving?Death. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #37 January 31, 2002 Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?Why is there a lock on the door of the 24/7 corner store?If you aim to fail, but succeed, did you fail or did you succeed?"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #38 January 31, 2002 Why is there Brail on a drive-up ATM?Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #39 January 31, 2002 If the objective in golf is to hit the ball as little as possible.......................why play? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #40 January 31, 2002 If a tree falls on a mime in the woods, does it make a sound?Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #41 January 31, 2002 I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken. Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #42 January 31, 2002 Quote I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken. No, you weren't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
