christopherm 0 #1 January 30, 2002 If war was fought with popsicles, they might melt.This has been a deep thought by a skydiver. Lets here more. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 January 30, 2002 The inverse relationship of economic............Uhhh....MMMMM...BOOBIES.........Shit...what was I talkin about? "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #3 January 30, 2002 QuoteUhhh....MMMMM...BOONIES.........Boonies? Is that the sequel to Goonies?"It's their time--THEIR TIME--up there! Down here it's our time--OUR TIME!"Oh hell, I know you meant to say "melons".M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #4 January 30, 2002 I spent 4 hours in a meeting this morning talking about free-fall lifeboats for an oil platform we are designing........Couldn't get my mind off raft dives.....My reverie was only disturbed by thoughts of BOOBIES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #5 January 30, 2002 Hey Clay,You spelled the "B" word wrong...(damn, I thought we taught you better)TripleFGeez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #6 January 30, 2002 Geez....My spelling even goes to shit during a BOOBIE HYPNOTIC TRANCE......"It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #7 January 30, 2002 Deep thoughts by Jack Handy:As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way. -- I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other. Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #8 January 30, 2002 It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slowfaller 0 #9 January 31, 2002 Confusious say: He who laughs last.....thinks the slowest! narhehe-narhehe-narheheI'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #10 January 31, 2002 Confucious say:Man who go through turnstyle sideways is going to Bangkok!Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #11 January 31, 2002 i was talking to a friend about me quitting smoking 2.5 yrs ago. he said anyone can quit smoking but it takes a real man can fight cancer! then he finished his laast drag of his smoke.i laughed so hard i think i weakened a vein in my head.Have fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kingbunky 3 #12 January 31, 2002 why is abbreviation such a long word? why don't duck's quacks echo? what is the speed of dark? what is nothing? how come cows can stand in the rain, but it would ruin my leather jacket? these things confuse me. i think i'll go lie down for awhile now. "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."-J.Geils Band Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tomblin 0 #13 January 31, 2002 "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." -Steve Martin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SBS 0 #14 January 31, 2002 A wise man once said...Masturbation is like...well, it's like...like hitting a tennis ball...against a brick wall. It can be fun...it can be fun...but it's not a game...:-)Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #15 January 31, 2002 I pooped today.....It was much bigger than usual..."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #16 January 31, 2002 A skydiver exits one beautiful Saturday afternoon at 14000 feet. He turns 12 points on an 8-way, opens, turns, and makes a 120-yard swoop to land dead center in the peas. The end of a perfect skydive. As he's high-fiving his jump buddies and coiling his lines, a woman in a bride's dress comes running across the landing area, tears streaming from her eyes. She runs right up to the skydiver. "I knew it!" she exclaimed. "How could you? How could you do such a thing?" The skydiver replied, "I told you, only if it rains."sounds like a man w/ his priorities straight!Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #17 January 31, 2002 "I told you, only if it rains."That sounds like me....except for the belly flying part....."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #18 January 31, 2002 Deep thought:Skydivers start with a bag full of luck and a bag devoid of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before emptying the bag full of luck.Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SBS 0 #19 January 31, 2002 Before the very end, I thought that this thread was being hijacked by someone trying to make it "nice"...I was about to complain, but was glad to see that we are above such things.:-)STeve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #20 January 31, 2002 I keep clicking on the get messages button in my email program, but I'm not getting any messages. I think it's broken. I'm calling tech support.pull and flare,lisa--What would Scooby Doo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brokeneagle 0 #21 January 31, 2002 You may laugh at me because I am different. I just laugh at you...Brokeneagle. I'm really very gentle, no matter what my kung-fu teacher says... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #22 January 31, 2002 Figure 9.4: A 1,000 pound TNT detonation generates incident overpressures of 200.25 PSI at a 25 foot stand off distance. This rapidly drops to 41.94 PSI at 50 ft.Damn.....I hate studying!! Anyone want to answer all these test questions for me???? "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #23 January 31, 2002 Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day!!Thanatos340"Beer? Boobies? Can I play?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites christopherm 0 #24 January 31, 2002 If the sun set in the east, would turkeys be able to reproduce asexually? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jimbo 0 #25 January 31, 2002 Well duh! 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freefallfreak 0 #5 January 30, 2002 Hey Clay,You spelled the "B" word wrong...(damn, I thought we taught you better)TripleFGeez, I didn't even say "BOOBIES" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 January 30, 2002 Geez....My spelling even goes to shit during a BOOBIE HYPNOTIC TRANCE......"It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 January 30, 2002 Deep thoughts by Jack Handy:As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way. -- I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other. Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #8 January 30, 2002 It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #9 January 31, 2002 Confusious say: He who laughs last.....thinks the slowest! narhehe-narhehe-narheheI'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #10 January 31, 2002 Confucious say:Man who go through turnstyle sideways is going to Bangkok!Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 January 31, 2002 i was talking to a friend about me quitting smoking 2.5 yrs ago. he said anyone can quit smoking but it takes a real man can fight cancer! then he finished his laast drag of his smoke.i laughed so hard i think i weakened a vein in my head.Have fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #12 January 31, 2002 why is abbreviation such a long word? why don't duck's quacks echo? what is the speed of dark? what is nothing? how come cows can stand in the rain, but it would ruin my leather jacket? these things confuse me. i think i'll go lie down for awhile now. "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."-J.Geils Band Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tomblin 0 #13 January 31, 2002 "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." -Steve Martin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #14 January 31, 2002 A wise man once said...Masturbation is like...well, it's like...like hitting a tennis ball...against a brick wall. It can be fun...it can be fun...but it's not a game...:-)Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 January 31, 2002 I pooped today.....It was much bigger than usual..."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #16 January 31, 2002 A skydiver exits one beautiful Saturday afternoon at 14000 feet. He turns 12 points on an 8-way, opens, turns, and makes a 120-yard swoop to land dead center in the peas. The end of a perfect skydive. As he's high-fiving his jump buddies and coiling his lines, a woman in a bride's dress comes running across the landing area, tears streaming from her eyes. She runs right up to the skydiver. "I knew it!" she exclaimed. "How could you? How could you do such a thing?" The skydiver replied, "I told you, only if it rains."sounds like a man w/ his priorities straight!Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 January 31, 2002 "I told you, only if it rains."That sounds like me....except for the belly flying part....."It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #18 January 31, 2002 Deep thought:Skydivers start with a bag full of luck and a bag devoid of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before emptying the bag full of luck.Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #19 January 31, 2002 Before the very end, I thought that this thread was being hijacked by someone trying to make it "nice"...I was about to complain, but was glad to see that we are above such things.:-)STeve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #20 January 31, 2002 I keep clicking on the get messages button in my email program, but I'm not getting any messages. I think it's broken. I'm calling tech support.pull and flare,lisa--What would Scooby Doo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brokeneagle 0 #21 January 31, 2002 You may laugh at me because I am different. I just laugh at you...Brokeneagle. I'm really very gentle, no matter what my kung-fu teacher says... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 January 31, 2002 Figure 9.4: A 1,000 pound TNT detonation generates incident overpressures of 200.25 PSI at a 25 foot stand off distance. This rapidly drops to 41.94 PSI at 50 ft.Damn.....I hate studying!! Anyone want to answer all these test questions for me???? "It's the cans..they're defective. Stay away from the cans"-Steve MartinClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #23 January 31, 2002 Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day!!Thanatos340"Beer? Boobies? Can I play?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christopherm 0 #24 January 31, 2002 If the sun set in the east, would turkeys be able to reproduce asexually? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
