skreamer 1 #51 January 28, 2002 QuoteI'm the only one I've seen with a cowboy hat on..Where do you stick your audible?/sPS you're probably also the only one wearing a pumpkin!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Aviatrr 0 #52 January 28, 2002 Quote Where do you stick your audible? A couple months ago I met this deaf skydiver that had modified his Dytter to vibrate, and he kept it in his frap hat.. Maybe they should consider something along those lines.......we know the chicks would love it! Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skreamer 1 #53 January 28, 2002 If Justin had a vibrating Dytter I know where he'd keep it..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #54 January 28, 2002 Skydivers are definately pretty open people. The only more open group of people I have been around was on my one trip to a "swingers" club. Talk about open!!!! "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #55 January 28, 2002 "I know where he'd keep it....."Oh....is that why he has all that velcro?"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skreamer 1 #56 January 28, 2002 QuoteOh....is that why he has all that velcro?I thought he was a little old for a diaper.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #57 January 28, 2002 QuoteIs there a purple triangle on that cowboy hat? Ha...ha, ha...ha...heh....NO! Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #58 January 28, 2002 "I thought he was a little old for a diaper...."Apparently not on the weekends.......He does pay that woman a lot of money....."I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skreamer 1 #59 January 28, 2002 QuoteHe does pay that woman a lot of money.....I am sure that being breast-fed by a hermaphrodite granny does not come cheap... (or should that be 'being breast-fed by a hermaphrodite granny Justin does not come cheap...' hehehehehehe) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #60 January 28, 2002 Clay said:Quote...my one trip to a "swingers" club. Talk about open!How open did you get, and how many times, you little he-bitch? Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #61 January 28, 2002 "How open did you get, and how many times, you little he-bitch?"Didn't notice anything of the sort going on there. Your wife was in that back room for a long time though....with your Mom...and that Truck Driver......EEEEWWWWWW....."I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #62 January 28, 2002 "Didn't notice anything of the sort going on there. Your wife was in that back room for a long time though....with your Mom...and that Truck Driver......EEEEWWWWWW....."Them fightin words."I am a victim of my environment."Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #63 January 28, 2002 QuoteThem fightin words.Chris, they aren't fighting words. Clay just has a fixation with my relatives. Of course, they aren't very concerned. With a penis like Clay's you can't even have penetration. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #64 January 28, 2002 "With a penis like Clay's you can't even have penetration."Well...it is hard to tell in something the size of a two car garage.... "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #65 January 28, 2002 OK...so far, the mental picture I have of Clay is a guy with really big boobs and a very small penis, who does animals and relatives. Is this true Clay? And if it is, do you happen to live in a double wide in the Ozarks?"I am a victim of my environment."Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #66 January 28, 2002 "do you happen to live in a double wide in the Ozarks?"Nahh....I wanted to stay far away from Justin..."I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheMarshMan1 0 #67 January 28, 2002 I must say, this thread is rather hilarious....I just shot mountain dew outta my nose and onto the computer screen....thanks, lol! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #68 January 28, 2002 Just doin my part."I am a victim of my environment."Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #69 January 28, 2002 "OK...so far, the mental picture I have of Clay is a guy with really big boobs and a very small penis, who does animals and relatives"If you're looking for the guy that slept with your wife, girlfriend, daughter.......Yep....Thats the guy!!! "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #70 January 28, 2002 "If you're looking for the guy that slept with your wife, girlfriend, daughter.......Yep....Thats the guy!!!"Oh, that was you? Thanks for the crabs. "I am a victim of my environment."Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #71 January 28, 2002 "Oh, that was you? Thanks for the crabs."You're welcome.......Anytime! "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #72 January 29, 2002 "Its the Blue Star ointmentThe crabs disappointmentWe'll kill those bastards where they layOh, we's scratches and we's itchesBut we kill those sons of bitchesIn that good old fasion wayCrabs! Crabs!Crabs! Crabs! Crabs!"--Hank Billings "Crabs" (it's a song, the crowd chants the "Crabs!" part, then the song repeats, getting faster till it's a mess. Really freak'n hilarious. Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #73 January 29, 2002 QuoteI'm the only one I've seen with a cowboy hat on...Hey, you've seen ME in a cowboy hat...Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! 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Aviatrr 0 #52 January 28, 2002 Quote Where do you stick your audible? A couple months ago I met this deaf skydiver that had modified his Dytter to vibrate, and he kept it in his frap hat.. Maybe they should consider something along those lines.......we know the chicks would love it! Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #53 January 28, 2002 If Justin had a vibrating Dytter I know where he'd keep it..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #54 January 28, 2002 Skydivers are definately pretty open people. The only more open group of people I have been around was on my one trip to a "swingers" club. Talk about open!!!! "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #55 January 28, 2002 "I know where he'd keep it....."Oh....is that why he has all that velcro?"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #56 January 28, 2002 QuoteOh....is that why he has all that velcro?I thought he was a little old for a diaper.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #57 January 28, 2002 QuoteIs there a purple triangle on that cowboy hat? Ha...ha, ha...ha...heh....NO! Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #58 January 28, 2002 "I thought he was a little old for a diaper...."Apparently not on the weekends.......He does pay that woman a lot of money....."I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #59 January 28, 2002 QuoteHe does pay that woman a lot of money.....I am sure that being breast-fed by a hermaphrodite granny does not come cheap... (or should that be 'being breast-fed by a hermaphrodite granny Justin does not come cheap...' hehehehehehe) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #60 January 28, 2002 Clay said:Quote...my one trip to a "swingers" club. Talk about open!How open did you get, and how many times, you little he-bitch? Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #61 January 28, 2002 "How open did you get, and how many times, you little he-bitch?"Didn't notice anything of the sort going on there. Your wife was in that back room for a long time though....with your Mom...and that Truck Driver......EEEEWWWWWW....."I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #62 January 28, 2002 "Didn't notice anything of the sort going on there. Your wife was in that back room for a long time though....with your Mom...and that Truck Driver......EEEEWWWWWW....."Them fightin words."I am a victim of my environment."Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #63 January 28, 2002 QuoteThem fightin words.Chris, they aren't fighting words. Clay just has a fixation with my relatives. Of course, they aren't very concerned. With a penis like Clay's you can't even have penetration. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #64 January 28, 2002 "With a penis like Clay's you can't even have penetration."Well...it is hard to tell in something the size of a two car garage.... "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #65 January 28, 2002 OK...so far, the mental picture I have of Clay is a guy with really big boobs and a very small penis, who does animals and relatives. Is this true Clay? And if it is, do you happen to live in a double wide in the Ozarks?"I am a victim of my environment."Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #66 January 28, 2002 "do you happen to live in a double wide in the Ozarks?"Nahh....I wanted to stay far away from Justin..."I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #67 January 28, 2002 I must say, this thread is rather hilarious....I just shot mountain dew outta my nose and onto the computer screen....thanks, lol! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #68 January 28, 2002 Just doin my part."I am a victim of my environment."Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #69 January 28, 2002 "OK...so far, the mental picture I have of Clay is a guy with really big boobs and a very small penis, who does animals and relatives"If you're looking for the guy that slept with your wife, girlfriend, daughter.......Yep....Thats the guy!!! "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #70 January 28, 2002 "If you're looking for the guy that slept with your wife, girlfriend, daughter.......Yep....Thats the guy!!!"Oh, that was you? Thanks for the crabs. "I am a victim of my environment."Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #71 January 28, 2002 "Oh, that was you? Thanks for the crabs."You're welcome.......Anytime! "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #72 January 29, 2002 "Its the Blue Star ointmentThe crabs disappointmentWe'll kill those bastards where they layOh, we's scratches and we's itchesBut we kill those sons of bitchesIn that good old fasion wayCrabs! Crabs!Crabs! Crabs! Crabs!"--Hank Billings "Crabs" (it's a song, the crowd chants the "Crabs!" part, then the song repeats, getting faster till it's a mess. Really freak'n hilarious. Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #73 January 29, 2002 QuoteI'm the only one I've seen with a cowboy hat on...Hey, you've seen ME in a cowboy hat...Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #74 January 29, 2002 QuoteHey, you've seen ME in a cowboy hatHehe, yeah, you were cute too...Jessica is a cowgirl at heart, she just doesn't know it.Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #75 January 29, 2002 QuoteJessica is a cowgirl at heart, she just doesn't know it.NO I'M NOT...I was being "ironic."Although I did look pretty good...Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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