I need a skank ho...

[SBS 0]

preferably a skydiving skank ho...a rich, skydiving skank ho...that freeflies, and is at least kind of sort of cute, oh, and a decent conversation wouldn't hurt.
Is that so much to ask???
The internet personals have pretty much taken care of the first part...it's stipulations 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 that seem to be the problem.
Steve

[freeflir29 0]

Justin is busy this weekend with some Gay convention. Try him next weekend!
"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay

[jfields 0]

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Justin is busy

Anyway, I don't freefly.
Justin

[nacmacfeegle 0]

"Is that so much to ask???"
Apparently, yes, it is too much to ask, but if you find one, can I get her sister....

[Slowfaller 0]

try her
her
her
**evil grin**
CHris

[freeflir29 0]

SLUT!!!!!!! Heheheeheheee.......
"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay

[scottbre 0]

That's pretty funny. What's funnier is you took the time to find all of those. Of course all you probably had to do was search for skydiving. "Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I."

[nacmacfeegle 0]

Sounds like they are all same girl, unless they are sisters! Or mutliple personalities, all have a black lab called Geronimo, but different star signs...eh? WTF?

[Slowfaller 0]

Skydiving+Geronimo
I knew those had to be to good to be true.
CHris

[SBS 0]

hmmm, tempting...what's great, is that it's like you get the exact same person, and can choose how they look. That's a pretty sweet trick.
:-)
Steve

[Slowfaller 0]

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Sounds like they are all same girl, unless they are sisters! Or mutliple personalities, all have a black lab called Geronimo

Or some sick quack who knows there are a lot more guys that skydive than girls.
CHris

[quade 4]

Skank ho's are a dime a dozen . . .
Ya start adding on stipulations like; skydiving, rich, freeflies and kind of sort of cute -- the price goes up considerably.
May end up costing your soul just for basics.
piq
http://futurecam.com

[lummy 4]

chris wrote:
Or some sick quack who knows there are a lot more guys that skydive than girls.
Was that a confession?

[freaksister 0]

LOL I noticed the same thing~they all have the same narrative but different pics and names/locations. *Somebody* did some work with Photoshop or Dreamweaver or something!!! hehe
Crazy kids!
Sis
Fear not your death - fear having not really lived. Willie Sinsel, KS.

[Slowfaller 0]

I was just seeing if there were any singles that skydived and noticed the same god damn ad for 3 diff pics
CHris

[freaksister 0]

That's just bizarro. 2 weird for me man.
Sis
Fear not your death - fear having not really lived. Willie Sinsel, KS.

[Gravitymaster 0]

Could be a scam to steal your gear. You show up to pick her up on the first date, head out to the DZ for day of skydiving and the next thing you know, you black out and wake up in a ditch and your rigs gone. Be careful out there!!

[Pammi 0]

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work with Photoshop or Dreamweaver or something

Definately with Dreamweaver! :)
Closing pin jewelry

[freefallfreak 0]

Slowfaller,
All three combined will never compare with "FFF's Fantasy"...lol.
FFF

[Ducky 0]

UPDATE!!!! I did the search for skydiving and it appears "geronimo" has 2 owners! lol check out this ad... its identical just totally different photo.

[Ducky 0]

part 3!!!! and so it goes....

[AggieDave 6]

Whats funny is that the person posting the ads and responding to ppl is probably a 30-something fat/balding lifeless asshole of a guy who get's his jollies off of this crap...wow, the internet brings out the best people sometimes, you know.
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton-

[Ducky 0]

oooops guess i should read hunh?