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[medster 0]

Travis went skydiving one day. On the plane he met Jerry. During the
conversation Travis found out that Jerry was blind. Travis leans over
and asks, "I can't believe that you are a skydiver. How do you get into
position?"
Jerry replies, "That's easy. The plane is small and I can find the door easy
enough."
"Fair enough," thinks Travis, "But how do you assure yourself that you can
find the pull cords?"
"Oh, that's easy too. I have the cords especially configured."
"OK! But how do you know when to PULL the cords?"
"No problem," says Jerry, "I have a great sense of smell and can smell trees
1000 feet above their tops. So I know when to pull the cords."
"That's amazing!!" beams Travis, "Bt how do you know when you're about to
hit ground so that you end up on your feet??"
Jerry says, "oh that's easy, the dog's leash goes slack..."
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[lazerq3 0]

Two penguins sitting in the bath tub....first penguin asks second penguin......will you please pass the soap...second penguin says ......what do I look like ...a PEPSI !!!!!!!!!
How many pancakes does it take to build a dog.........................
3...cuase Iceceam has no bones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jason
(WTF)

[Kris 0]

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3...cuase Iceceam has no bones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm, try these...
What do you get when you cross a duck?
A telephone pole because motorcycles don't have doors.
How many peas are in a pod? (True/False)
Kris

[lazerq3 0]

jason

[AggieDave 6]

That looks a lot like the entrance exam for texas university...
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton-

[freefallfreak 0]

I agree with AggieDave on this..lol.
FFF

[freeflir29 0]

"That looks a lot like the entrance exam for texas university..."
It's just to see if Aggies will actually try to answer the questions......"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay