fruce 0 #1 December 26, 2001 Ummmm, so there I was sitting on the floor early Christmas morning……. Yeah, I was like exhausted…… whew!.. I had to open soooo many, many presents……. Like, ummm I mean, the maid had to help me pile up all of the gifts….. Like it made a pile as high as the… ummm, 40 ft Christmas tree!…… yeah, the huge tree in the ummmm…… den!, yeah……the huge den!……. The one with the fireplace……… that one…… yeah!. So there I was just thinking to myself ….. “how fortunate a man I am to have sooo many dear and loving friends”….. yeah, like “they must really, really love me…… cause I’m soooooo nice”. Nice….. yup, that’s me…… I’m the nicest guy in the world!….. Got an award for it too!….. Yup…… soooo, my gifts, yeah……. I bet your jealous huh?…. ummmm…… So how about my girl friend’s gift?……… it was …. ummmm…. different………yeah, really unique…….ummmm…… she gave me my freedom, very thoughtful of her I thought…….yup, very thoughtful……ummm… and then she gave herself to a total stranger…….. wow, huh?…….shes………ummm, just great……huh?…… what a kind and loving gesture……. Yeah, very kind…………. Sooo much love I thought. So…..ummm….I just had to give some back….. cause, …ummm…. Im such a nice guy.. right? So I got into the……ummmm……red ferrari ……… yeah red, cause the black one is for new years eve…….. and then I …..ummmm…… headed off to the.. ummm…. the local soup kitchen, yeah….. that place, you know. Well, …..ummm, yeah....... ummmm, like I was driving there, and ummm…. well, there was this huge accident in the road....... yeah that's it...... a HUGE accident.......cop cars, fire trucks, cranes…. They were all there… ummm… ya see there was this sleigh that kinda fell out of the sky......yup… well, it like crash landed...... yeah that's it......... it crashed right onto the highway….. well, yeah, ummmm….. it had to make an emergency landing on the highway…. Yeah, ummm…… there was an emergency!…… ummmm…… cause there was this terrorist on board......... yup, can you believe it!......... Well, anyway, they had the whole highway blocked off so I couldn't get there and I had to turn around and come back home. Sooo, on the way back home I get this vision.......uh huh, like ya know...... divine intervention..... angels and trumpets and stuff...... and there's this one angel and she says… "thou art not to go home"........ huh?.....I thought........"Thou are to go to the place known as…… "Angels on Earth"......... Wow!....... the angel is talking to me!.......Why? I said… So the angel says back to me….. “Cause thou art such a nice guy”….. So I follow this vision in the sky right...... and she leads me down the highway to this ummm…….building with a big parking lot........ and then she disappears........ Well wouldn't ya know it, I look at the sign above the place and it says.......... "Angels on Earth Gentlemen's Club"....... Go figure….. frucehttp://www.fruce.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 December 26, 2001 The inventive punctuation was a bit painful Fruce!!! "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fruce 0 #3 December 26, 2001 ..... ummmm...... huh?....... ummmmm...... lolfrucehttp://www.fruce.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #4 December 26, 2001 I like it..... reminds me of something I would do..... fragmented thoughts and sentences.... are coolhttp://www.AirAnn.comUgly Girl #6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kelly 0 #5 December 26, 2001 nice one frucinator. it sounds like a story you told me about driving to california.... (JUST KIDDING!! i believe that one!!!)Christmas dinner was hell, thanks for leaving me to deal w/ that one solo :)http://www.geocities.com/flynfroggie/skydiving_friends.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 December 26, 2001 "fragmented thoughts and sentences.... are cool"If you are Schitzophrenic..........."I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #7 December 26, 2001 LOL...got a little extra time on your hands today, Fruce?AndreaThe brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #8 December 26, 2001 Lozer!!You are jealous just because you cant read/comprehend anything other than sentences that are puncutated exactly like... Run Jane run. Ahem:......most commonly associated with the disease denote the presence of grossly abnormal behavior. .......Often it is manifested by disconnected and nonsensical language that renders the person with schizophrenia incapable of participating in conversation, contributing to his alienation from his family, friends, and society. Delusions are common ....affected person may believe that he is being conspired against ... believes that his thoughts can be heard by others. ....voices may describe the person's actions, warn him of danger or tell him what to do. .....the individual may hear several voices carrying on a conversation.Besides...grossly abnormal ...would describe YOU. And since I beleive you can hear my thoughts'' - I dont have to write the next sentence; as it would be =improperly punctuated?Here is the best part >responds to drug therapy....By the way survey says... You are on Crack. And you are infact a "Short Stubby Dude". So get into your Bee Outift and buzz off... BWAAHAHAHA!!!http://www.AirAnn.comUgly Girl #6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 December 26, 2001 Seems my point is well proven by the subject...... Thank you Ann...You sure make me laugh a lot!"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #10 December 26, 2001 You are easily amused .....................Arent cha?Lozer.http://www.AirAnn.comUgly Girl #6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 December 26, 2001 "You are easily amused"I am a skydiver.....I was in the military for 10 years.....Usually adds up to someone easily amused......"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #12 December 26, 2001 OMG... is this a lame attempt at a conversation...Cause I cant do coversations....... too busy hearing voices screaming ~LOZER~http://www.AirAnn.comUgly Girl #6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 December 26, 2001 "Cause I cant do coversations...."That's unusual for a woman......."I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
