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canopycudler

New Years Resolutions?

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Ok.. I'm tired of making my new years resolutions.. I think we should make them for each other.. HOW FUN!!
here i go...
PIU:
1. Stop at least one place on the way to your destination.
2. Teach Ruckus to poop on demand.. now that would be entertaining.
3. Do not make fun of guys in bright white tenna shoes... obviously their "sexually challenged" roomate dressed them?
Flyby:
1. Do not sleep on the floor for a cheap shot at STEALING the covers....we're onto you now!!
2. Drink more Jeager and less jello shots
3. Buy stronger bags for chili party.
The only skydiver with a Legend :-)
1. Share YOUR indian name with the DZ..
2. do not hang up headboards with Drywall anchors!!
3. STOP landing in the Peas!! Your making me look bad!!
WOOO HOOOO.. Happy New Year All.. Blue skies & warm jumps..
Tina..

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Here's a couple resolutions for all the chics out there.
1. Show Boobies at DZ at least once per month!
2. Wear bikini to the DZ every weekend it is above 60 deg.
3. Be the one to start up games of "Strip Jenga"
:)If you can help us out with this it'll make the world a better place!
"Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra :)Clay

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"If you gotta go to the DZ to see boobies"
If that was my only objective there is the Pink Pony , Gold Rush, Cheetah 3, Tattle Tales, Mouse Trap, etc etc.....If all I wanted to do was look at boobies these places demand all the effort of walking in. What challenge is that? Of course, there's always the FB's house. Oh wait.......that's not a challenge either.....:)"Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra :)Clay

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That is sooooo NOT RIGHT!! I am almost .. no i just can't beleive you posted that?! AHHHHHHHH
Kieth.. you better clairify this post.. people are gonna think.. OH MY GOD.. what the hell am i thinking.. I know what they're gonna think?! AHHHHH.. OK.. I meet ONE guy .. just ONE guy the comments haunt me past the dz? But you know what .. I know.. and He knows.. and thats all that matter!!
Somebody.. please defend me here..
Keith: I'm gonna have tippy shit on your hackey for this one!!..
Blue Skies & Revege Flys!
Tina

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My new years resolution for last year was to live life to the Xtreme. I think that I have done my fair share of that so far. But this year has got to be better. How I can top last year is beyond me but here it goes.
Top 10 best DropZone Resolutions
1. Bring the jenga game to every boogie in the off chance that the Swedish Bikini Team with Parkinson will show up and want to play the ultimate game of STRIP JENGA
2. Understand rydayumpinghay!!!
3. Keep all valuables away from Tippy unless you have a wet wipe.
4. Try to remember that all SOCIAL events include clothing. (that’s one I tend to forget)
5. Keep all students away from the licensed skydivers (you know who you are)
6. Remember that Jell-O Jeager and pyramid building don’t go together.
7. Spray and wash for grass stains on knees and dental floss for those notorious faceplants (FallenWoman)
8. Always have Jeager on hand for the hard core (and FlyBy) skydivers. Just kidding ;-) Love ya mean it.
9. Keep spare headboard hardware in duffel (just in case) Unknown!!
10. Understand the difference between Peas and Beans. (Tina)
Happy New year. And may all of your Christmas’ be Blue (Skies that is)
Peace Love and Soul
GCX

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7. Spray and wash for grass stains on knees and dental floss for those notorious faceplants (FallenWoman)

If you are gonna go, go all out. I believe that if you are going to do something, do it right and do it big. You are right, it is only a true faceplant if you need dental floss!!! (and by the way, the spray and wash is not getting the stains out of my jumpsuit!)
love ya,
anne
"by stitches, cloth, and cord,...a god of the sky for those immortal moments."-Lindbergh

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