It's that time again!

[Keith 0]

"Ummmm......open the curtains?????"
Ahh, I see you're experienced.
Keith

[freeflir29 0]

"Ahh, I see you're experienced."
Yep.......your sister is Kinky that way.......
"Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay

[SkyDekker 1,465]

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Yep.......your sister is Kinky that way.......

Ok, Keith, stop dressing like a woman, and Clay, you might for once want to look before you f***k

"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

[freeflir29 0]

"you might for once want to look before you f***k"
Dammitt!!!! I thought "she" wanted it in the butt just because she was kinky!!!!! UUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS Hey.....Isn't there a Benny Hill Skit like that......with a guy dressed up as a Nun????
"Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay

[SkyDekker 1,465]

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I thought "she" wanted it in the butt just because she was kinky!!!!!

Mmmmmm, those dangling things didn't clue you in???????? I'm worried about you Clay

"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

[freeflir29 0]

"those dangling things didn't clue you in????????"
After all...she was a slut......I took those for extra large "Meat Curtains" ROFLMAO
"Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay

[Keith 0]

". . . and Clay, you might for once want to look before you f***k"
Who said Clay was drivin'?
Keith

[sunshine 2]

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I was thinkin....Sis, Sunshine, Jessica, a hot tub, and a kiddy pool full of Jello!

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Say, what a coinkidink. That's a big part of my New Year's resolution!

Mine too. Just so everyone knows....I've never broken a New Year's resolution!!!
"You know the way you scream is the ultimate" ~ LFO

[skybytch 273]

in a vain attempt to bring the thread back to the point.....I present to you...
The Skybytch's 2002 New Year's Resolutions
1) Learn how to shoot a rubber band and actually hit my target.
2) Get laid at least twice as often as I did in 2001.
3) Finally reach 1000 jumps in October.
4) Attempt to keep my son from noticing just how happy I really am the day he moves out on his own.
5) Find out just how small Steve's (that'd be SBS to all of you) penis really is.
6) Attempt to keep from having an incredible hangover on January 1st.

pull and flare,
lisa

[billvon 3,070]

>1) Learn how to shoot a rubber band and actually hit my target.
Kate will love that one.
>2) Get laid at least twice as often as I did in 2001.
Why do I suspect that this will generate way more off-topic posts than anything else in this thread? Something tells me . . .
>5) Find out just how small Steve's (that'd be SBS to all of you) penis really is.
Is he an AFF JM too? Fred Greeson once told me that everyone who passes the AFF JCC has a small penis. (He kept failing.)
>6) Attempt to keep from having an incredible hangover on January 1st.
Avoid Russian women. Perhaps, more accurately for you, Russian men. If a short Russian guy names Yuri stops by and offers to take you a) drinking, b) BASE jumping or c) to the nearest sheep farm (sometimes a prelude to b) tell him that you have to wash your hair.
-bill von

[skybytch 273]

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>1) Learn how to shoot a rubber band and actually hit my target.
Kate will love that one.

She doesn't mind at all, really! And she hasn't said a word about the squirt guns yet either... as long as we're not shooting them at her anyway...

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>5) Find out just how small Steve's (that'd be SBS to all of you) penis really is.
Is he an AFF JM too? Fred Greeson once told me that everyone who passes the AFF JCC has a small penis. (He kept failing.)

Nah, he just insists he has a small penis, even though he's tall, and has big feet and big hands (all usual indicators of... y'know...). He does jump a ridiculously small main though... I've heard that main size and penis size are directly related....

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Avoid Russian women. Perhaps, more accurately for you, Russian men.

LOL! I've heard some of the World Team stories, I already know to stay away from Russian men!
pull and flare,
lisa

[harro 0]

Loose 20kgs and stop smoking....... also want my headdown to get better
Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

[freaksister 0]

Hey Rock ON! me, sexy-sunshine, and jess in a hot tub?!?! NICE~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I suppose you boys can come along too! That would be Clay and J, right? and my sweetie? what about Wblue? we are looking at a major orgy here!!
Sis
I feel so alive,for the very first time-and I think I can fly! - P.O.D.

[Kris 0]

1. Get my D & my "official" instructor rating
2. Lose about 30 more pounds
3. Finish my CCNP & CCND so I can get my CCIE certification in 2003 along with a 6-figure job 4. Get some honest professional help with my air-skills
5. Use my mountain-bike more often
6. Finally go on some long road trips to see some friends that I have been promising over & over again to visit.
Kris

[freeflir29 0]

"major orgy here!!"
Hmmm...starting to sound like Friday night at "Our Place NC" LMAO "Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay

[lummy 4]

Someone PLEASE tell me that there will be video :)

[freeflir29 0]

"Someone PLEASE tell me that there will be video :)"
I was trying to think of a name for the video......."God Blessed Texas? Houston Ho's? Hot times in the Hot Tub?" "Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay

[lummy 4]

"Houston hotties"
Down n dirty deep in the Heart of Texas"
"Deep throat in the deep south"

[magicmx5 0]

to save more money so I can spend it at the dz

[freaksister 0]

Houston HOs is definitely OUT!! YUCK
I think I will just make a video here at the house with the PC9...
too bad, so sad...you all can't see it!

Sis
I feel so alive,for the very first time-and I think I can fly! - P.O.D.

[cameramonkey 0]

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"Lycra, it's a privilege, not a right. "

Ok, since misery loves company, this reminds me of a VERY vivid memory I have from my HS days. Its so vivid, I can see it as clear as the first time I saw it.
Back about 11 years ago, I was driving to school one friday AM. Being that around here, garage sales start on fridays, there were several going. As I turn onto one of the town's streets, I see one. (bear in mind these driveways are about 50 feet long)
I look over to see a rather LARGE woman standing with her back to me at one of the tables. she was about 5'7, and must have weighed in excess of 350lbs. if that wasnt scary enough, she was wearing silver spandex pants. Yeah, that was pretty scary, but it gets worse...
You could actually see the cottage cheese thru the spandex!!!
I was eating a donut, and after seeing that sight, I actually lost my appetite and threw the donut out the window.
Is it just me, or should we outlaw all spandex above a size XL??? I swear some spandex articles I have seen must have been made by Wilson Tent & Awning co.