famous last words

[n2skdvn 0]

thought these were funny
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
Thanks to Ann W.
"I'll get a world record for this."
"Let me just reach in and get your watch out of the printing press."
"Gee, that's a cute tatoo."
"It's fireproof."
"He's probably just hibernating."
"What does this button do?"
"I'm making a Citizen's Arrest."
"So.... you're a cannibal aye!
"It's probably just a rash."
"Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?"
"Are you sure the power's off?"
"The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!"
"Pull the pin and count to what?"
"Which wire am I supposed to cut?"
"Don't worry I saw this done on TV."
"These are the good kind of mushrooms."
" I'll hold it and you light the fuse."
"If at first you don't suceed, then skydiving is not for you!"
have chute. will fall.

[Meatbomber 0]

"DOH"

[AggieDave 6]

Redneck versions:
"Hold my beer for a sec, while I do this..."
"Hey yall, watch this..."
"Let me hold this while you turn it over..." (under the hood of a car)
"Yeah, Duct tape should hold that..."
"Just use some bail'n wire..."
"Just put a penny in the fuse box..."
and last but not least:
"Oh SHIT!"

AggieDave '02
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Blue Skies and Gig'em Ags!
BTHO t.u.

[jtval 0]

i like to say...
hold on a wanna try something.
(but you gotta do it when your speeding toward the dz with a bunch of tandems students, then shake the wheel violently,its fukn hiliarious)
Have fun, LIVE FREE, Skydive
JT

[Brokeneagle 0]

"hey y'all watch this..."
ah yes, but don't forget the other redneck's reply: "Huh, huh! Hey, Ah kin do thayat!" Brokeneagle.
I'm really very gentle, no matter what my kung-fu teacher says...

[Aviatrr 0]

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"Hold my beer for a sec, while I do this..."
"Yeah, Duct tape should hold that..."

Freeflier verion:
"Hold my beer and get this on video!"
"If ya can't fix it with gaffers tape.....fuck it, it's broke!"
Mike

[freeflir29 0]

"Huh, huh! Hey, Ah kin do thayat!"
I see you have been hanging around the Rome DZ too much......."Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay

[BPO 0]

That's got to be the biggest bird I've ever seen!
(Garfields uncle before attacking an ostrich)
Yes, I'm reading a comic at work... so sue me!

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[flyhi 24]

"Careful son, that might be loaded."

I'll miss him.
flyhi

[Brokeneagle 0]

" I see you have been hanging around the Rome DZ too much..."
Nope, Georgia courthouses.... I heard the rednecks are jumping at Cedartown.... can you hang around a DZ too much?
Brokeneagle.
I'm really very gentle, no matter what my kung-fu teacher says...

[freeflir29 0]

"can you hang around a DZ too much?"
Absolutely not....unless you are the type to actually hold a job....or a family.....or something non-skydiving related....."Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay