Christmas Angel *chuckle*

[Slappie 9]

Dear family and friends,
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for
his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did
not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so
Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being
behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her
Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even
more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found
that three of them were about to give birth and two
had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where
to. More Stress! Then when he began to load the
sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell
to the ground and scattered the toys. Totally
frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of
coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the
cupboard, he found the elves had hit the liquor and
there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he
dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of
little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to
get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw
it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang and
Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the
door and there was a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like
to put this tree fat man?"
And that my friend is how the little angel came to be
on top of the Christmas tree.
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[SpeedRacer 1]

BWAHAHAHAHA!! That's great!!
Speed Racer
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!
-WC Fields

[JumpinJohn 0]

hehe, pretty funny