wingnut 0 #1 November 30, 2001 AP NEWS RELEASE 30 NOV. 2001:WINGNUT FLEES EUROPE TO MORE AMERICAN CULTUREYes, at this very moment wingnut is preparing a strategic retreat from germany. he is rumored to be flying out of frankfurt on a boeing or airbus aircraft monday afternoon. to arive in baltimore and then on to columbus ohio......where he will be reuntied with his family and will no longer have to fight the evil german fog banks or devistatingly good and cheep german beer. after a few days of rest and recuperation he will be back on the war path and looking to take out as many skydivers as posible in a badly funneling dz.com big way.. he reqeusted that extra reinforcments be sent in and is going to await them at skydive greene county on the weekends that have nice weather. special suplies will be needed though: beer, and jumptickets will be a manditory as will a fresh repack of his reserves..... requested dz.com troops are as follows in special dz.com big way orders.............::::::::::::::DZ.COM BIG WAY ORDERS::::::::::::::::::YOU ARE HERBY ORDERED TO GO TO: SKYDIVE GREENE COUNTY ON A WEEKEND AND HELP WINGNUT PROTECT THE DZ FROM THOSE NASTY WUFFO'S......WILDBLUESUNSHINEPHREEZONELEWMONSTMOUNTAINMANMOUNTAINMANS WIFE (LAURA)(IF SHE EVEN LETS HIM COME)AND ANYONE ELSE I FORGOT IF POSSIBLE ALL EFFORTS WILL BE MADE TO FIND PEOPLE FROM SUROUNDING STATES ON DZ.COM TO ATTEMPT A MIDWEST DZ.COM RECORD WE ONLY NEED A FEW MORE.... AND LETS SHOW EM THAT YOU CAN JUMP IN THE COLD...............---------END OF SPECIAL DZ.COM ORDER-------------"up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #2 November 30, 2001 SWEET!!!!! I'm in.... As long as its before Christmas. After Christmas you can find me in nice warm, sunny FL!I'm not sure what to put here right now..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #3 December 2, 2001 just bumping it up so it doesn't get lost in the weekend lull of people out jumping...................."up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #4 December 2, 2001 I get a warm and fuzzy feeling knowing that Wingie will be home for Christmas! Go Wingie, Go!! People hide your daughters and your girl friends!Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #5 December 2, 2001 What???Does this mean to say you won't be at the 2nd Annual Euro DZ.com boogie??? WTF??? Did sharing that tent at Texel with mooose, me and Ben mean NOTHING to you??? Who the hell am I supposed to assault nasally with toothpaste (NOTE I said TOOTHPASTE! ) this time round??Thats it! You've lost your Europe privileges man!! No more warm beer, shit weather or hairy-armpitted women for you! So there... Good luck and enjoy it man (just be careful around those Americans they are a bit weird...)/s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #6 December 3, 2001 Quote (just be careful around those Americans they are a bit weird . . .)Hmmm, there's something so very wrong with that!Did I happen to mention I get a warm and fuzzy feeling just knowing Screamer is in Europe! Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RemiAndKaren 0 #7 December 3, 2001 QuoteI get a warm and fuzzy feeling just knowing Screamer is in EuropeI which I could say the same.......RemiMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #8 December 4, 2001 well i made it back to ohio nice and safe today. man, one piece of advice... don't wear boots with metal eyelets for the laces.... they made me go to the side and scanned me with that wand thingy every time.... diva,so ya feel all warm and fuzzy for me??? thanks... but why should the locals lock up thier daughters??? every one knows i'm harmless..i wonder if i can play on the military thing......"yey, it was hell over there in germany, this one time they ran out of beer at the store...."....kreamer,dude, you ain't doing nothing to my nasal cavities!!! and you can have the wwarm beer. that shit is nasty!!! that's why i was in germany and not england! and as for the euro dz.com boogie, it'll have to go on without me, i'll try to make it to the third anuall one though........p.s. Will, watch out i think diva has taken a liking to ya..."up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 December 4, 2001 Congrats on being back in the land of Wal-Mart! When do you have to be to Hurby?"and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #10 December 4, 2001 jan 7th... i report to ft. carson, CO on the 27th of dec. though. "up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 December 4, 2001 "i report to ft. carson, CO on the 27th of dec. though."Cool! You can find some of the guys that are fresh out of Tech School and they can tell ya more about it than I could. Last time I was down there (April 2000) things looked to be very differen't than they were in '94. Plus they will give ya the real skinny on the schools that you can get from there. I knew I was going to jump school before I showed up down there so when they had people "competeing" for a jump slot I just sat back and laughed. "and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
