3fLiEr 0 #51 November 29, 2001 always knew he was a monkey raping butt muncher..........BSBD"In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #52 November 29, 2001 QuoteYeah yeah, whatever man - you are probably a sad little pathetic whuffoActually, I think Alien Angel is the alter ego of Emma. I may be mistaken, but I have seen evidence that leads me to believe me I am on track. Am I right, Em? You did sign one of your posts about two weeks ago with a little "AA"ChuckieMy webpage HERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedBull 0 #53 November 29, 2001 Good work, SkyMonkeyONE. Here it is."If Fonzie is so cool, why does he hang around high school nerds?" - anonymous post from jumptheshark.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alienangel 0 #54 November 29, 2001 Good God! how ridiculous! Emma's Anus ..uh...I mean...shite! Fuckssake man..how'm I gonna pull the laydees now? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alienangel 0 #55 November 29, 2001 ..although I got a better response from Kreamer when he thought I had a dick...go figure.....(Sherlock) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #56 November 29, 2001 Still, the twisted variations on Michele's stories are fucking fantastic. That shit is nuts! OK, carry on.ChuckMy webpage HERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #57 November 29, 2001 "Kinda like when you were a little kid & you used to knock the little girls down on the playground that you had a crush on"Used to......?"and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #58 November 29, 2001 OH MY F***KING GOD!!!!!!! i post this before i went to bed at like 2:30 and when i come back to check it i get 3-4 actual responses to my question (by the way if you don't like it DON"T READ IT) and then the rest is screamer post whoring it up trying to get his top spot back on the posters list. jesus guys if you wanna talk about ways of nailing a girl and grossing her out in the process then make a different thread for it. have a good day i am going school.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #59 November 29, 2001 Now we don't have to wonder why Clay always has lollipops handy..... JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #60 November 29, 2001 "jesus guys if you wanna talk about ways of nailing a girl and grossing her out in the process then make a different thread for it."1. It's more fun to ruin yours2. The "good girls" like reading this post."and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #61 November 29, 2001 "Clay always has lollipops handy"Your Mom still likes em....."and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #62 November 29, 2001 I bet she does. My dad is a dentist, so he won't let her have any.... JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #63 November 29, 2001 "so he won't let her have any"Thats not the only "shortcoming" I have to fill in for......"and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #64 November 29, 2001 Whatever. I'm here, so that's all I care about. (Hi mom & dad!) JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #65 November 29, 2001 "I'm here"Lucky shot I guess......."and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #66 November 29, 2001 So, I take it our little Viking still hasn't popped his cherry yet? Maybe we should all chip in and get him a hooker, might chill the kid out...lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #67 November 29, 2001 "Maybe we should all chip in and get him a hooker"Or two......"and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hottamaly 1 #68 November 29, 2001 Quoteit would be more effective to actually touch her. Touch her ever so lightly and whenyou get close to a "key" area, just kinda skip over it. Touch (or kiss) all around it.Believe me that will make the anticipation build up until she's practically begging youto touch it!! For added fun, have her tied up while you're doing it.now you're talkin.......girls like and respond to anticipation SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #69 November 29, 2001 Chuck is right! Emma IS AA!So, WTF was this all about Emma? Did you take all those fat jokes a bit personally? lol Man, I can't wait to print out all AA's posts and show it to your sister, your bf and your mom - they are NEVER going to believe that you could be THAT crude!!! Geez, you are so lady-like in person I really can't believe you wrote all that smut! Incredible... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedBull 0 #70 November 29, 2001 Quotegirls like and respond to anticipationYou mean, like when you ask them (over your shoulder while playing PC games), "Wanna do it later?"? "If Fonzie is so cool, why does he hang around high school nerds?" - anonymous post from jumptheshark.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #71 November 29, 2001 QuoteYou mean, like when you ask them (over your shoulder while playing PC games), "Wanna do it later?"? You actually ask? You don't just say "Dammit woman, take off your clothes and wait for me to finish playing this game""Leave my brain alone!!" ~ SpongeBob Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #72 November 29, 2001 "wait for me to finish playing this game"No need to wait....you can start now....."and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #73 November 29, 2001 QuoteNo need to wait....you can start now.....Always the gentleman...."Leave my brain alone!!" ~ SpongeBob Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alienangel 0 #74 November 29, 2001 Fuck off Kreamer you big, faggoty, Seth-Efrikan, butt-hole obsessed, ladyboy. My mother helped me WRITE it (she got the inspiration from her love sessions with 3fliEr) and my sister ...well...put it this way, she makes the Twins look like the Virgin Mary..so no strangers to smut...Anyway...I know it gave you a boner...you really pictured 'Karen' in her red negligee..didn't you?But you are right - I am a lady on the surface....it's just once you get beneath the layers of pie lard that it gets ugly....(Thank god for talented surgeons....now where did I put that strap-on....?)Alien's anus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedBull 0 #75 November 29, 2001 QuoteNo need to wait....you can start now.....Is that what they call "multi-tasking"? "If Fonzie is so cool, why does he hang around high school nerds?" - anonymous post from jumptheshark.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
