RemiAndKaren 0 #1 November 22, 2001 Sorry Mom...10 year old Johnny goes to see his neighbour Mr Smith and tell him he and Julie (Mr Smith 10 year old daughter) are getting marriedMr Smith (thinking its really cute): "Wow.. I'm happy for you Johnny, but where are you going to live?"Little Johnny: "Well, Julie's room is bigger then mine, so we're gonna move in there"MS (thinking what a cute kid): "OK, but how are you going to support my daughter?"LJ: "Well, I make $10 allowance a week and Julie makes 5, so we figured we'd be OK on $60 a month"MS (thinking LJ is still cute, but getting a bit worried that he has put so much thought into it): "OK Johnny, but what are you going to do when you order a brand new baby form the stork?"LJ: "No problem Mr Smith, for the time being, I'll just keep giving it to her up the arse" RemiMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #3 November 22, 2001 LOL @ Emma for LOLing @ Remi!X. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #4 November 22, 2001 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i live my life 14000 ft at a time, nothen else matters, in that 60 seconds or less im free Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #5 November 22, 2001 You laughing at me? Well, punk, are ya?So, you wanna fight?Well, fight *me*!Works in the films anyway.... X. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chickenhawk420 0 #6 November 22, 2001 [English voice over on kung fu filem]Your chi is strong but it is no match for my chickenhawk style, if you choose the sword you might survive but choose the ball and you join your mother in death, woooaaa.[Finally the lips catch up with the voice, voice over ends] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Emma 0 #7 November 22, 2001 God, you are a freak Benx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RemiAndKaren 0 #8 November 22, 2001 ...God, you are a freak Ben...dont tell me u're surprised?????RemiMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites E150 0 #9 November 22, 2001 LOVE, PEACE AND CHICKEN GREECExxxxxxxxxxx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites E150 0 #10 November 22, 2001 Greace (even)*Oh . . . . . . . . . Bugger* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites E150 0 #11 November 22, 2001 Grease ! Fkuc - I'm off , , , , , , , , , Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BenW 0 #12 November 22, 2001 Yes, indeed.This is why my my groupies are called The FreeX.And don't you start using my anonymous identity either Ms. EM !!!X. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites philhartree 0 #13 November 22, 2001 Your smelling pistakes are awful, 100 lines on Saturday...I msut lern how too spel fukc and greese---If you have to ask, you don't understand Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chickenhawk420 0 #14 November 22, 2001 UMMM chicken grease- delicous on salads, a subsstitue for brill cream, lubricant (Shit hope i haven't given a certain bestiality king no ideas) but i like to use it to keep those wrinkles from formng who needs oil of UgLAY anyway. Get a chicken (for some of you step 2 is a little xxx but ive been told it enhances the stuffing), kill, cook, eat while slappin that grease on. Beautiful" Everyone hates me, im too fat" "No, your not your beautiful""Umuh you think so, im beautiful"(anyone seen biodome where they take the piss out of the models? I can't rember exactley hoe it goes but its funny as french conection UK)Purple sticky punch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites harro 0 #15 November 22, 2001 Roll over and spank myself laughing....thats a good one!!Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #16 November 23, 2001 "I'll just keep giving it to her up the arse"It's as good an excuse as any!!!!"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Emma 0 #7 November 22, 2001 God, you are a freak Benx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RemiAndKaren 0 #8 November 22, 2001 ...God, you are a freak Ben...dont tell me u're surprised?????RemiMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E150 0 #9 November 22, 2001 LOVE, PEACE AND CHICKEN GREECExxxxxxxxxxx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E150 0 #10 November 22, 2001 Greace (even)*Oh . . . . . . . . . Bugger* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E150 0 #11 November 22, 2001 Grease ! Fkuc - I'm off , , , , , , , , , Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #12 November 22, 2001 Yes, indeed.This is why my my groupies are called The FreeX.And don't you start using my anonymous identity either Ms. EM !!!X. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philhartree 0 #13 November 22, 2001 Your smelling pistakes are awful, 100 lines on Saturday...I msut lern how too spel fukc and greese---If you have to ask, you don't understand Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chickenhawk420 0 #14 November 22, 2001 UMMM chicken grease- delicous on salads, a subsstitue for brill cream, lubricant (Shit hope i haven't given a certain bestiality king no ideas) but i like to use it to keep those wrinkles from formng who needs oil of UgLAY anyway. Get a chicken (for some of you step 2 is a little xxx but ive been told it enhances the stuffing), kill, cook, eat while slappin that grease on. Beautiful" Everyone hates me, im too fat" "No, your not your beautiful""Umuh you think so, im beautiful"(anyone seen biodome where they take the piss out of the models? I can't rember exactley hoe it goes but its funny as french conection UK)Purple sticky punch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #15 November 22, 2001 Roll over and spank myself laughing....thats a good one!!Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 November 23, 2001 "I'll just keep giving it to her up the arse"It's as good an excuse as any!!!!"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
