freeflir29 0 #26 November 20, 2001 "Skreamer is the one into the animals."Yes....there there.....keep telling yourself it's all Skreamers fault...."Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alienangel 0 #27 November 20, 2001 Quoteit's okay to kill and eat animals, yet it's taboo to screw them! (??) Hypocrisy!!Yeah but if you do the latter and THEN the former (and don't forget, no johnny guys) - it really saves on the apple sauce. The flavour aint the same, but if you do enough chang first (and hey, it IS Xmas!) - it don't matter anyway..Old Auntie Ada won't notice coz ur tastebuds die past 60...Aanus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #28 November 20, 2001 QuoteYes....there there.....keep telling yourself it's all Skreamers fault....Damn you sound proficient in consolation. Is it from all the women you've heard rejecting you, or are you just a big ol' she-man at heart? JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #29 November 20, 2001 "are you just a big ol' she-man at heart?"I liked it better when you were fantasizing about Skreamer....."Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #30 November 20, 2001 I'm just working on a public service. If you get in your poodle costume and Skreamer makes you squeel, it would be a benefit to the rest of the community. Two less whack jobs roaming around. And you two are fairly unlikely to breed, so we wouldn't have to worry about little redneck, inbred, 1/2 expatriate, illiterate upstart kids running around. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #31 November 20, 2001 Skreamer.....RUN!!!! Now he's fantasizing about two men having sex....I guess the beastiality wasn't enough!!!! "Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #32 November 20, 2001 Quoteborn 12/24/77My son was born on 12/25/83; I thought about Noel for a middle name but just couldn't do that to him; went with Joseph instead, at least keeping to the Xmas theme. Exactly one year and two hours later my cousin had her daughter; she did go with Noel for the middle name....So anyway, do you get gypped on the b-day gifts? pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #33 November 20, 2001 "I thought about Noel for a middle name but just couldn't do that to him"WHHHHHHEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was a close one......It'd be a "Boy named Sue" all over again....."Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #34 November 20, 2001 "I'd rather jab a fork into my genitals than endure another holiday season"Geez...even Mr. Scrooge himself isnt THAT bad, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #35 November 20, 2001 mine reason for hating the hollidays is that my birthday is 9 days before christmas,nov 20th sucks (my father died on that day)i have never had a holiday season that ever really was great.(ive tried but it never works out) the holidays suck!!have chute. will fall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spinmaster 0 #36 November 20, 2001 I recently discovered the best aspect of the holidays. Take Thanksgiving...I have Friday off from work. I get to go and jump out of planes ALL DAY LONG. Yah, I'll give thanks all day long Thursday for that. I can't wait until x-mas when I have TWO WEEKS of vacation time I have to dump. It had better be blue skies those weeks!Spinmaster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #37 November 20, 2001 QuoteI'd rather jab a fork into my genitals than endure another holiday season"Geez...even Mr. Scrooge himself isnt THAT bad, lol. Mr. Scrooge:" . . . every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart." -------------------------------------------------------BWAHAHAHAHA!Seriously, though, this is totally not my attitude. I love the holidays. You get to see relatives you haven't seen in a long time, do all the Christmas stuff, etc.What I do NOT understand is all these people who run around and get all stressed out about Christmas. They decide they HAVE to get the perfect gifts for everyone, they HAVE to have the MOST PERFECT Christmas decorations, and get all the Christmas cards out, etc. etc. They've decided that if they don't have the perfect little Martha Stewart Christmas, they'll just DIE! so they run around like maniacs getting all stressed out, and then they blame it on the holiday season!?! You see these people getting all worked up & you just have to shake your head & wonder why. If it's stressing you out so much, then fuck it! (oops, sorry clintonradlof)One advantage to being a Christian is the emphasis is on the religious event. The presents, the tree, cards, etc. are all just extra decorations, so the pressure's off. But whatever your beliefs, there's no reason to stress out. If getting the perfect presents/cards/decorations stresses you out, then don't do it.Speed RacerWhat contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!-WC Fields Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #38 November 20, 2001 Christmas in Afghanistan....."Mommy....is that Santa's sleigh with presents? No son that's an F-15E with MK-84's" P.S. I am well aware that muslims don't celebrate Jesus's Birthday (Jfields) LMAO"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westcoastchica 0 #39 November 20, 2001 "So anyway, do you get gypped on the b-day gifts?"everyone always asks that, but my parents have always been really good about trying to make my birthday a separate occasion. no biggie for me. i dig Christmas extravaganza-ish-ness anyway, so i don't mind if my birthday kind of gets smooshed in with Christmas...of course, i have definitely had my share of friends that go for the combo present thing. can't complain though, free stuff is good stuff. ha ha ha.this year, i told the parental units to save the cash and spend it on a trip to yosemite with the fam anyway. i know, i know, how cheesy can you get?! but hey, non-dysfunction is not a crime. ha ha.i thought really hard about how to fit some form of beastiality into this post, but i got nothin. i feel as though i have failed miserably. ha!Lara Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #40 November 20, 2001 "You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!" - A Christmas Carol Speed RacerWhat contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!-WC Fields Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #41 November 20, 2001 Clay, that was rough! You are so going to hell for that, I'm just not sure whose hell, the Christians' or the Muslims'...(maybe you can alternate and take turns in each) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #42 November 20, 2001 I uesd to really enjoy the holidays but now after having a little girl I dont really care much about them for me. I figured I 've had my fun so now its her turn. I tell everyone I dont really want anything and I'll spend everything on her. I think its more fun watching the kids get stuff. The only thing I like about them is all the food you get to eat and the parties. And I guess its not to bad hanging out with the family. jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #43 November 20, 2001 "You are so going to hell for that, I'm just not sure whose hell, the Christians' or the Muslims'..."Oh....that'll just be in the fine print at the bottom of the list... Which one has beer, naked chics, and skydiving? No particular order......"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
