Alienangel 0 #1 November 19, 2001 It's cold outside. I wrap up well and venture into the night. Hoping my neighbors don't decide to call the cops, I stretch out in the courtyard, place my pillow under my head, and begin to take my pants down. A crust has formed between the skin and the fabric, like icing that has set. I feel the cold, damp concrete under my butt; my hairy cheeks have gotten very cold. But a pile of porn mags cushion my head, and I settle in. I wonder if I will see anything, I am still in the city, and have a fine, new pair of binoculars as I had planned. 'Karen' comes stealing back into her bedroom. It is about 2 a.m., and there's a few local sluts making there way to bed now. Hmmm. I can see her shadow moving in the lamplight, not too far away, but I can hear the laboured panting of my own desire more clearly. God, I haven't had it for AGES! It is different, laying here in the dark, beyond what I usually know. Normally I have to pay for an experience like this. Illegal voyeurism brings a bulge to my pants that, upon observation, is not very big. Damn it! Well...it IS cold, I guess, and, being a kick-ass skygod, I have balls the size of Saturn, at least! I hear the hookers rambling around the alleyway, rustling through the bushes, hunting down a big black geezer with a wallet full of cash. Cash for love...Rented love. Poor bloke, I know how he feels. They corner him, making sure he can't roll away, although he is pretty fat, so it's possible, I guess. They pounce. Crashbangsplat there it goes. He's blown his load already! Not exactly value for money, but whatever. Well, I'll clean it in the morning, I think. I just hope that the whores stay occupied and not come see this lump in the courtyard, this lump that is me. The sky is gray at the edges of my view, as the clouds come creeping in. Stalking the rooftops is my new past-time since evryone at the DZ found out what an arrogant, sick and twisted bag of shit I am. I have no girlfriends there. But I don't care - none of them wear enough makeup for my liking anyway, the lezzers, I muse, as my desire grows. The misty haze surrounds 'Karen's window, blurring my pervy view, making outlines indistinct and soft. I look into an open gap, a gap not yet occluded by the gauzy curtains, and see deep into her boudoir. JESUS! I look as far as my eyes can take me, deep into the room, the walls are studded by some kind of kinky leather bondage gear! Damnation - some which I can see but more which I cannot! I am in a curtain-polluted city, and cannot see the utter kinkiness which is only hinted at by the cluster of whips and chains. I identify a butt plug, though, and see a box with Ann Summers on the label. Hmmm. My eyes roam her room, and now, I see the faint red glimmer that is Karen's negligee, barely visible. FUCK! Amazing! But where is uranus? Ah...the same old problem, as usual. I reach with my mind, looking, feeling, seeing, the harsh blackness that I'd really love to see better, dancing the eternal dance, circling the black hole.... (Bloody binoculars..can't see much at ALL from here! Hang on a sec...ahhh... )It is not kind, this blackness, Karen's black hold. It is not gentle, nor velvety. It is stern, unforgiving. It is pretty rank, actually, but you've got to take what you can where you can. And let's face it, I'm desperate.It has been years since I spent time at night outside, I was put off when I was arrested for indecent exposure back in '82.I wait, patience running low, cold seeping through my skin and deep into my bones. I wait for 'Karen' to complete my fantasy and turn towards the window. Huddled under my coat and in my sweats, y-fronts slung low, I wait. Until - oh shit!- Splashing across the sky, flies the blue light of the cops - AGAIN! NO!!!! The pigs are here, after me, the fascist bastards! They come from all directions, sailing through the darkness, slicing open the black like brightly colored knives. Like a fart errupting into thin air at 8,000 feet, I make myself scarce before they can get their filthy hands on me again. But it has touched me, somehow, this half-glimpsed moment alone with 'Karen'. It reaches me, and shows me again the wonder I knew as a teenage wank addict. The wonder of the seedy underworld I live in, the vastness and the greatness that is my home. It reminds me that the world is not only what I see as I trudge through my daytime life, and hide indoors at night. It demands my attention, insists that I go back to the newsagents, and remember, as a man now, that 'Big 'n' Bouncy Babes' is still only $5. And legal. Hope you all had glorious weekends!Ciels-AA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #2 November 19, 2001 haha! haven't seen AA around in awhile. thanks for the laugh.Parody is the sincerest form of flattery.I ain't happy, I'm feeling gladI got sunshine, in a bag Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #3 November 19, 2001 Not quite as erotic as Carl's lesbian porno story, but a bloody good laugh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #4 November 19, 2001 Another fine....fine installment...."Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mountainman 0 #5 November 19, 2001 Oh my god.....that is the funniest thing I've read on these forums EVER. If you have more of these, please PM them to me. I didn't even read the original, but I'm sure it was good.Was to go AA!!!--------------JumpinDuo.com is here!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mountainman 0 #6 November 19, 2001 i hope you like my new sig addition....it is in honor of this great writer. JumpinDuo.com"oh no. Not another one"-Alienangel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skreamer 1 #7 November 19, 2001 Here's a link to the essay Carl wrote (attached to his post). It is serious boner material! Lesbian porno story/s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mountainman 0 #8 November 19, 2001 thank you sir! -------------http://www.JumpinDuo.com"oh no. Not another one"-Alienangel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mountainman 0 #9 November 19, 2001 QuoteHere's a link to the essay Carl wrote (attached to his post). It is serious boner material! Well.......lemme go get my lotion and paper towel. Hehehe.......-------------http://www.JumpinDuo.com"oh no. Not another one"-Alienangel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skreamer 1 #10 November 19, 2001 Now clean your monitor! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mountainman 0 #11 November 19, 2001 i have spluge-proof monitor protectant.....haha-------------http://www.JumpinDuo.com"oh no. Not another one"-Alienangel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkymonkeyONE 4 #12 November 19, 2001 Right ON! I thought AA had made a mark then beat a permanent retreat. A fantastic tale. ChuckMy webpage HERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #13 November 19, 2001 I think I ruptured something, stifling that hysterical laughter. Alex wants to see you bleed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhreeZone 20 #14 November 19, 2001 AA.... I don't know who you are.... but that's on the top 5 list of funniest things i've seen on here......Dude... you ROCK!!!!!! I'm not sure what to put here right now..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymedic 0 #15 November 19, 2001 You rock, funny as hell...MarcRes Firma Mitescere Nescite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites harro 0 #16 November 19, 2001 Funny as hell!!Keep the stories up!Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BenW 0 #17 November 20, 2001 Glad to see you back Dude!Things've been *quiet*....Mr. X. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Pammi 0 #18 November 20, 2001 QuoteGlad to see you back Dude!Things've been *quiet*....I second that! Welcome back AA! Between you and Skreamer, the forums are picking back up again :)Family Photos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #19 November 20, 2001 "Between you and Skreamer, the forums are picking back up again"No Shit!!! I've been carrying this place all by myself forever!!! I could use a break!"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skreamer 1 #20 November 20, 2001 QuoteI could use a break!Speaking of breaks - do you ever take a break from the forum to do any work?I know you have a civilian job now, but what exactly is it that you do for a living? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Alienangel 0 #21 November 20, 2001 Quotewhat exactly is it that you do for a living?Like you would even know what that means...Go and get a job packing or something. Even if it DOES support the frivolous, extravagant lifestyles of the rich-wanker-non-packing c£$ts we all phukin hate! And while you're at it, ladyboy...get yerself a GUN...it might toughen' u up.Fag.AA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skreamer 1 #22 November 20, 2001 Very funny AnusAngel! Easy to be abusive when you're anonymous, isn't it "Jo"? Chicken-shit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Alienangel 0 #23 November 20, 2001 Eat me.Oh. Ok then, don't. (Shhhh...you are beautiful, cool and funny and I want to be your gay bumhole cleaner....I really do...Between u n me..So....shhhh....I might need to go to Perris some day...for some soul healing or something....mmm...hug me a cloud, Skyman...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #24 November 20, 2001 "do you ever take a break from the forum to do any work?"Not if i can help it..."Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skreamer 1 #25 November 20, 2001 QuoteI might need to go to Perris some dayI suspect you've been there already, and aren't quite the hard case you make yourself out to be....Pussy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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freeflir29 0 #4 November 19, 2001 Another fine....fine installment...."Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #5 November 19, 2001 Oh my god.....that is the funniest thing I've read on these forums EVER. If you have more of these, please PM them to me. I didn't even read the original, but I'm sure it was good.Was to go AA!!!--------------JumpinDuo.com is here!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #6 November 19, 2001 i hope you like my new sig addition....it is in honor of this great writer. JumpinDuo.com"oh no. Not another one"-Alienangel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #7 November 19, 2001 Here's a link to the essay Carl wrote (attached to his post). It is serious boner material! Lesbian porno story/s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #8 November 19, 2001 thank you sir! -------------http://www.JumpinDuo.com"oh no. Not another one"-Alienangel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #9 November 19, 2001 QuoteHere's a link to the essay Carl wrote (attached to his post). It is serious boner material! Well.......lemme go get my lotion and paper towel. Hehehe.......-------------http://www.JumpinDuo.com"oh no. Not another one"-Alienangel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #10 November 19, 2001 Now clean your monitor! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #11 November 19, 2001 i have spluge-proof monitor protectant.....haha-------------http://www.JumpinDuo.com"oh no. Not another one"-Alienangel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #12 November 19, 2001 Right ON! I thought AA had made a mark then beat a permanent retreat. A fantastic tale. ChuckMy webpage HERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #13 November 19, 2001 I think I ruptured something, stifling that hysterical laughter. Alex wants to see you bleed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #14 November 19, 2001 AA.... I don't know who you are.... but that's on the top 5 list of funniest things i've seen on here......Dude... you ROCK!!!!!! I'm not sure what to put here right now..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #15 November 19, 2001 You rock, funny as hell...MarcRes Firma Mitescere Nescite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #16 November 19, 2001 Funny as hell!!Keep the stories up!Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #17 November 20, 2001 Glad to see you back Dude!Things've been *quiet*....Mr. X. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #18 November 20, 2001 QuoteGlad to see you back Dude!Things've been *quiet*....I second that! Welcome back AA! Between you and Skreamer, the forums are picking back up again :)Family Photos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 November 20, 2001 "Between you and Skreamer, the forums are picking back up again"No Shit!!! I've been carrying this place all by myself forever!!! I could use a break!"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #20 November 20, 2001 QuoteI could use a break!Speaking of breaks - do you ever take a break from the forum to do any work?I know you have a civilian job now, but what exactly is it that you do for a living? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alienangel 0 #21 November 20, 2001 Quotewhat exactly is it that you do for a living?Like you would even know what that means...Go and get a job packing or something. Even if it DOES support the frivolous, extravagant lifestyles of the rich-wanker-non-packing c£$ts we all phukin hate! And while you're at it, ladyboy...get yerself a GUN...it might toughen' u up.Fag.AA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #22 November 20, 2001 Very funny AnusAngel! Easy to be abusive when you're anonymous, isn't it "Jo"? Chicken-shit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alienangel 0 #23 November 20, 2001 Eat me.Oh. Ok then, don't. (Shhhh...you are beautiful, cool and funny and I want to be your gay bumhole cleaner....I really do...Between u n me..So....shhhh....I might need to go to Perris some day...for some soul healing or something....mmm...hug me a cloud, Skyman...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 November 20, 2001 "do you ever take a break from the forum to do any work?"Not if i can help it..."Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #25 November 20, 2001 QuoteI might need to go to Perris some dayI suspect you've been there already, and aren't quite the hard case you make yourself out to be....Pussy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites