wildblue 7 #1 November 8, 2001 Latest Darwin Award Nominee [Orlando Sentinel] Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everett Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining two were asked to leave the course. I ain't happy, I'm feeling gladI got sunshine, in a bag Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #2 November 8, 2001 Its all fun and games until someone loses their nuts!JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #3 November 8, 2001 Pardon me while I curl into a ball on the floor and whimper for a bit... ouch...! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpervali 2 #4 November 8, 2001 That guy must'a been nuts, he's lost his marbles. So if you lose your left nut do you still have one left nut?jumpervali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 November 8, 2001 AGGGHHH!! Geez! I'm never playing golf, I'm going to stick to good 'ol safe skydiving.AggieDave '02-------------Blue Skies and Gig'em Ags!BTHO t.u. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 November 8, 2001 I have a good story that involved a threesome of low intelligence too!! It's not as good as yours, but it's still rather interesting.Well at my company we have about 1500 employees. Apparently 3 people (2 girls & a guy) were all working 3rd shift together and decided to have a threesome. One of the girls ended up getting pregnant and tried to sue the company for workman's comp since it happened on work time. Needless to say, she didn't get the workman's comp and all 3 involved were fired.Stupid stupid people....Your ears look cold. Can I warm them with my thighs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #8 November 8, 2001 (in a whispering voice - mumbling something about skydivers, butt cheeks and bottle rockets). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #9 November 8, 2001 Okay, another funny story about stupid people (totally true..heard it from a co-worker as it had to do with my job back then)Two guys, two girls on a double-date. They decide to do it in the one car...taking turns. One couple finish then the guy gives the condom to the second guy to use, who then turns it inside out and does the nasty with the second girl. Second girl gets pregnant, and as DNA proved, it was by FIRST GUY. Stupid AND cheap! Family Photos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apoil 0 #10 November 8, 2001 Urban legend... sorry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #11 November 8, 2001 QuoteIts all fun and games until someone loses their nuts!Then it's a sport! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 #12 November 9, 2001 OK Hay,,Ta win the Darwin award ya have meet the Reaper,, not just lose your nuts,, but ow shit!! That sounds like a dangerous sport!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #13 November 9, 2001 Nope, you don't have to die. You just have to eliminate yourself from the gene pool in some spectacular way. Assuming that this man hasn't already sown his oats somewhere, he could be a candidate.--Brian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpervali 2 #14 November 9, 2001 Right he's not dead, and still has one nut left so he can still reproduce.Good point!jumpervali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #15 November 9, 2001 I have to doubt that this article is true. I ran a search on the Orlando Sentinel website and came up empty, even though some other test searches turned up articles that are more than a year old.The article also has a few of the hallmarks of a fake: No specific location, date, or time. The only location given is, "at the local golf course." That would be fine, except that the Orlando Sentinel has a pretty wide distribution, and anybody who has been to the Orlando area can testify as to the insane amount of golf courses there. Hell, the guy might have ripped his nuts of at Disney World, right next to the Mickey Mouse shaped bunker.The article is also fairly poorly written. The "wash his own 'balls'" joke wouldn't slide at most newspapers, plus there are a few punctuation errors, and bad grammar. "Based on a bet made by the other members of his threesome," doesn't make sense.Oh, if you are interested in urban legends, check out snopes.com. I expect that this one will show up there soon enough.--Brian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #16 November 9, 2001 ...and how was the club...was it able to be fixed??????Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macaulay 0 #17 November 9, 2001 Holy shit! Pregnant from a threesome at work? If it's a girl, she'll definitely end up being a stripper.- Mac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 November 12, 2001 "Pregnant from a threesome at work?"What a good girl......"There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the ClownClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
