Strynx 0 #26 November 2, 2001 Back when i was in high school we went out for lunch on friday and while eating we saw this BEER truck unloading CASSES out on the side walk right beside the store, 3 of my budds and i decided it would be nice to have a party that night and decided to do a beer run. we ended up with about 7 caisses of 24 (cans) and a hell of a party......... not to mentionned the run we had to take from the strore guys and delivery boys HAHAHAHAHA!!! Close second his putting smoke bombs (with the same buddies) in high school to evade a french test, gotta love internet........." It's all about that sudden RUSH!!!!!! :-) " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #27 November 2, 2001 Even dumber. Mooning a pregnant lady...in a crowded shopping center parking lot...without telling the driver (owner/operator of the car) what we were going to do. He stopped at the next cross walk for pedestrians. The police (oh yes, there were police) said they received over 20 calls. A close second was fermenting alcohol in my high school chemistry class. Made a lot of friends, but the teacher and principal weren't any of them. flyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #28 November 2, 2001 Dumbest: The only bone I ever broke is my hand, bowling. nuff said.Craziest: When I worked at the movie theatre the thing to do on Thursday night was to change the movies on the road sign that is right next to a busy road. It's about 20 feet high and we would bring beer out there and hang out for like an hour. I decided it wouldn't be improper if I stood on the railing facing the road and taking a whizz if front of all of these cars. Still get a good laugh out of that one.Breaking open a door to get back into school so we would not get caught skipping.Calling a 13 year old kid and threatening to "break his back". ( the kid was teasing my sister )thats 'bout all I can think of CHris" You're having the time of my life, and I think you've got it right" Jets to Brazil Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #29 November 2, 2001 Dumbest: The only bone I ever broke is my hand, bowling. nuff said.Craziest: When I worked at the movie theatre the thing to do on Thursday night was to change the movies on the road sign that is right next to a busy road. It's about 20 feet high and we would bring beer out there and hang out for like an hour. I decided it wouldn't be improper if I stood on the railing facing the road and taking a whizz if front of all of these cars. Still get a good laugh out of that one.Breaking open a door to get back into school while being chased by the dean-mobile so we would not get caught skipping.Calling a 13 year old kid and threatening to "break his back". ( the kid was teasing my sister )thats 'bout all I can think of CHris" You're having the time of my life, and I think you've got it right" Jets to Brazil Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 #30 November 4, 2001 Yo Slappie,,Ya reminded me of when I worked security in college, put a choke hold on a hockey player after he tried ta put his initials in some new cement at the fuckin disco I was workin at,, the rest a the team didn't think it was too cool but when ya have one by the throat they all tend ta listen,, I think this thread pops up every now and then,, did I tell ya about the time I tried to go hand over hand on a chair lift to the chair behind me and hit a friggin tower?? 60 feet up and sucked into all that machinery,, took 2 yrs and some surgery ta fix that and I was stone cold sober,, now I could tell ya'll about the times I been drinkin..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikefarmer 0 #31 November 4, 2001 All I can say is......Sheeeeeeeiitttttttt! I've done about a million STUPID things. All I can think is that I have not served my purpose yet, because I should be dead!"It's better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool."-Marlboro Man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #32 November 4, 2001 billy,i rememebr ya tellin us about the chair lift..... ya shoulda had a base rig........ one packed for instant opening......... or maybe just a bungy cord............"up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #33 November 4, 2001 going round a blind corner at 80km an hour in the weti live my life 14000 ft at a time, nothen else matters, in that 60 seconds or less im free Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #34 November 5, 2001 "I would have to say the dumbest thing I have done is to stand in the back of my friends pickup truck going about 40 mph and the bright idea to moon the person behind us..."I think we have a winner! I literally laughed out loud reading this one......."There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the ClownClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #35 November 6, 2001 Yes, we have definitely done this thread before, but then again I always think of something dumber I have done.First: as a young 19 year old troop in Germany, a friend and I went on a tour to an amusement park (Holiday Park for those of you over there). We were piss drunk and riding on the log ride. On the way up the conveyor belt to the top, we were screwing around and elbowing each other hard in the "log". Anyway, my buddy Dan Feess (who later taught at Perris and is now in Hutchison, MN) elbowed me over the back of the log and I tumbled down the conveyor just as it was cresting the hill! I found my footing, jumped over the guard rail to the catwalk (over 100 feet up) and crouched down so nobody would see me. As the first log came up the hill with an empty seat, I jumped over the rail and into it. Incredulous, the German family in the log jumped back out of the way and let me in. When the log made it all the way to the end of the ride I jumped out and ran like hell. Luckilly, I was not caught and kicked out of the park. Luckier, I was not seriously injured. Second: While working as a lifeguard at Nags Head, NC in 1987, a friend and I were prone to high speed transits across Highway 64 from Plymouth to Manteo. At the time I had an 85 Corvette (the first of three I have owned) and he had a brand-new Grand National; both were black. His car would run 137 before the computer chip cut the fuel, so that is what we would run the entire way across Aligator Alley, not more than 10 feet apart the entire way. Long story short: we got hit with instant-on radar, ran, got caught and went straight to jail. Lost our licenses for three years and paid a hefty fine. It seems they were not impressed with our display. Another car story: 178 MPH with the top out and two girls in the car (one sitting on the center console) between Fort Walton Beach and Destin, FL on the thin strip of land that connects Santa Rosa Island to the mainland. Blew right past a pair of cops sitting near the radar station along the road. Neither bothered to even turn their lights on and I got away clean. Again, fairly drunk in a 43k '97 Vette. DUMB. My webpage HERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #36 November 6, 2001 "between Fort Walton Beach and Destin, FL on the thin strip of land that connects Santa Rosa Island to the mainland"Man....that strip is always crawling with cops!!!!"There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the ClownClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #37 November 6, 2001 a few more reasons why you are NOT my hero....but you do have a steel fukin pair man...MarcBecause I fly, I envy no man on earth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #38 November 7, 2001 I am much more in control of my facilities now that I am married. And hey, how much trouble can I get into in an 86 Volvo with 350,000 miles on it?ChuckMy webpage HERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #39 November 7, 2001 Chuck,I got into a surprising amount in the 1972 family Volvo with 130,000 miles on it at the time. It was the 142s model, with overdrive, no less. Air Volvo! JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pack40 0 #40 November 7, 2001 After 9 beers during a University party started to shoot empty beer glasses -which we "rented" from the bar- with my crossbow -we put the "targets" in front of a little hill, so noone get hurt-. Even with my 4x telescope out of 5-10 shots we always missed the glasses. After the shootings I did a "handbrake turn" (or how do you call it in English) in a nice park area next to the car park. "Optimists invent airplanes, pessimists - parachutes." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E150 0 #41 November 7, 2001 The dumbest thing that I've have ever done, was fairly recently.I drove my car down the runnway at aprox 90 mph with a mate lying on the roof. Then screetched to a halt. The vodka and redbull prevented us from seing the immediate danger. But, I soon realised when I had a go (and I had one leg through the sunroof). Cor, were we lucky or what! 30mins later I fell of a piknic table and cut my eyebrow open and spent the night in A&E. Sods law eh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #42 November 7, 2001 We've got some potential finalists for the Darwin Awards here !Speed RacerThe problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind-Bogart Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #43 November 7, 2001 QuoteWe've got some potential finalists for the Darwin Awards here Since my wife is 4 months pregnant, all I have to do is survive for about another 5 months. After that, I'll have successfully reproduced and be exempt from Darwin awards. After that, I can resume doing really stupid stuff. Hurray!JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #44 November 7, 2001 Well let me tell you I just bought my 4th Volvo in a row..and you can get in a TON of stinkin trouble...but then again I got 270 HP or so and I love this car...S-60 T-5.....MarcBecause I fly, I envy no man on earth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpingKayAus 0 #45 November 7, 2001 Marrying the Sperm-Donor. Standing behind him even when he's wrong~JumpingKayAus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #46 November 8, 2001 Dudes, as usual, I can't think of the truly dumbest/craziest thing I've done...THERE ARE SO MANY!!!!!!!!!!I am certainly one of the craziest people you'll ever meet!!!I guess the dumbest thing would be getting arrested, but then again, all the times I've been drunk driving would be pretty fucking dumb too...and no I didn't get arrested for drunk driving!Shit man, I dunno....if I told ya'll some of the shit I've done you would literally not believe it!SisI feel so alive,for the very first time-and I think I can fly! - P.O.D. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #47 November 8, 2001 sis,try us.... i'm pretty gulible, i'll belive you......"up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #48 November 8, 2001 i am not as gulible as Wingnut but i can pretend I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lewmonst 0 #49 November 8, 2001 not skydivinglew Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 #50 November 8, 2001 Hay Sis!!I didn't include the unsober moments,, but hay,, spill babe!! I'd love ta hear it!! An JKA,, been there too, well it was an egg donor and years a shit,, wish I had a jump for every mistake I made!! I'd have some kinda Golden Wings or something!!; P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
