Warning to All Men!!

[Slappie 9]

Male Date Rape Drug Alert:
Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars
to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl.
There is a drug around called "beer" and it is generally in liquid form.
The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to
convince their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking statistic
is that "beer" is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is
persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and simply ask the guy home
for no-strings-attached sex.
Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. After several
"beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sex acts on Horrific
looking women who they would never normally be attracted to. Men often
awaken after being given "beer" with only hazy memories of exactly what
has happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something bad
occurred.
Please warn all your male buddies to be carefull when around women and "BEER"!!
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[freeflir29 0]

"Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks"
And how!
"There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the Clown
Clay

[ramon 0]

I recognize the voice of experience.
Maybe you could start a support group for Men who have been taken advantage of.
ramon

[jumpervali 2]

It's all clear to me now, man I was really feeling bad about myself.
jumpervali

[ojf1982 0]

you have now convinced me not to jump naked since it looks like it hurts..damn it and ive been thinking of doing that
Blue Skies,
Omar A-39113, B-pending

[airann 1]

ROFLAO, Ramon !!

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I recognize the voice of experience.

Very well said.
I understand this experience that SlapsHimself has. I met him for the first time at KC's on a "Skydivers Night".
The dude at the end of the short evening, two pool games with Cyber, I see Slapster passed out on his fist leaning up agaisnt the table but still holding his pool stick upright.
In my opinion, as a rare & light weight drinker, he has experience with said 'beer'.
I may have, yet it has been unconfirmed, consumed two mixtures of alcohol that looked like a beer with a depth charge in it, that very night. They tasted like Dr Pepper. Quite delicious. I did not have a hangover, either. Although I am quite prone to them.
At any rate... without photo evidence... I believe the story went..... that I stuck my tounge in his ear .... and nothing.
Dude, didnt move.
Therefore, submit to you for your review, that there is a 'mark' by which... at least for SlapsMeister.... the 'beer' comsumer is rendered hopeless.
See http://www.airann.com for photographic evidence of 2nd gathering whereby 'beer' was consumed by Mr. Slaphappy.
Sign this waiver: The PC7 that filmed this is THE famous PC7 of Levin's that witnessed the Swoop Pond up close and personal, it is not your computer.
Skydive~Friends~Happiness
AirAnn
http://www.AirAnn.com

[freeflir29 0]

"that I stuck my tounge in his ear .... and nothing"
Let that be a lesson ladies. If you give us too much of this insidious drug your whole plan will be a wash out. Guys can take advantage of women in this state but it doesn't really work the other way around.
"There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the Clown
Clay

[skybytch 273]

I'm appalled. Exactly how did this information get into your hands, slappie? That's very priviledged, confidential, top secret, handed down from grandmother to mother to daughter kind of info; that isn't supposed to ever pass before the eyes of the weaker sex, err I mean men.
Sigh. Oh well. Can I buy you a beer?
pull and flare,
lisa

[freeflir29 0]

"Can I buy you a beer?"
Watch out guys....I think we have an evil wench on the prowl!
"There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the Clown
Clay

[skydiventom 0]

Women think different than we do, they look at us like objects. Sometimes I can feel them undressing me with their eyes. They are just into physical gratification.
"yah can't take life too seriously, we're not gett'n outt'a here alive anyways" -Red Skelton-

[skybytch 273]

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They are just into physical gratification.

No, really, you're way too drunk to drive. Why don't you just stay here tonight? You can have the bed, I'll sleep on the couch. Really I will.
pull and flare,
lisa

[freeflir29 0]

"I'll sleep on the couch. Really I will"
Man...have I heard that one before. Next thing you know....you wake up naked looking like a glazed doughnut!
"There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the Clown
Clay

[Tee 0]

Where did you get this information? You know too much... you leave us no choice but to tie you up in one of our rooms somewhere.
A WARNING TO THE LADIES!!!
There is a door-to-door scam taking place. If a man shows up at your door dressed in service clothes and asks to see you tits. DO NOT show them to him...he just wants to see your tits.
Tee

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[freeflir29 0]

"DO NOT show them to him...he just wants to see your tits."
Stop spreading vicious rumors! Thats a very important test for....uhhh.....Anthrax.....or breast cancer....or something.....yeah thats it....

"There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the Clown
Clay

[Aviatrr 0]

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Man...have I heard that one before. Next thing you know....you wake up naked looking like a glazed doughnut!

And then you start petting the canine next to you, and after a couple minutes......you realize.....it's her! DOH!
Mike

[freeflir29 0]

"you realize.....it's her! DOH!"
Don't pet her! Just find her purse. Take $40 out and then climb out the window! Ahhhh......the perfect evening...."There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the Clown
Clay

[Aviatrr 0]

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Don't pet her! Just find her purse. Take $40 out and then climb out the window! Ahhhh......the perfect evening....

$40?! Damn.....you cheap bastard! I'm more expensive than that..
Mike

[freeflir29 0]

"you cheap bastard! I'm more expensive than that.."
Yeah.....I'm pretty much a cheap slut..... I admit it.....
"There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the Clown
Clay