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Jessica

Where's Skreamer?!

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Excellent question Jessica, I was looking for him last week and couldn't find him anywhere. Since I too now have limited access (read darn job), I had to give up the search.
Maybe he's got a new job that also demands more of his attention and limits his access? Darn, it's a terrible thing to be employed and responsible. I like it better as a kid who just lived to skydive.
Diva

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well skreamer was blow across france and luxembourg and ened up crossing my bases airspace so we had to shoot him down with bb guns. ya know how many bb ya got to put into one of those south african canopies to make em colapse...alot.....
actually last time i talked to him he was changing jobs and just might be actually working at another one that requires work

"up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie

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Oh, he's changed jobs alright - to the unemployment queue! He cutaway a good job and found there was no reserve in the container!
He's around - did some FF jumps with him on Fri/Sat. Moose, you'd better watch out, he is DA MAN at sit now!
B.

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He's around - did some FF jumps with him on Fri/Sat. Moose, you'd better watch out, he is DA MAN at sit now!
If he is so much "Da Man" at sit - Is that why he failed his FF1 jump!!!!.............
So who are you? - you jump at Hinton? - you FF ?

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Dunno if I've jumped with you. Jumped with Baz and the two brothers (arrgghhh, one of them had to jump with an F111 150 canopy.....)
Was there Friday and Saturday, although was playing at pretending to do RW on Saturday...
Whatcha get grounded for? Ahh, you were the one that made the "oooh so close, just made it" swoop! Am I right?
B.

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Ahh, you were the one that made the "oooh so close, just made it" swoop! Am I right?
If you mean I hooked it low and phuqked it up and ploughed into the ground - yeah.................
Whatcha get grounded for?
Smoking it low on every jump and ignoring the warnings given over the past few months.
When I get off my grounding if I open below 3k I get grounded again for months - I have to wait for the CCI to give me permission to open at normal height after I prove I can behave myself!..............
I jumped with the Brothers on the lift he had to jump the nasty F1-11 150 thing.............. were you on that lift?........ I was jumpmaster on it........
Just trying to put name to face..........
BSBD

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Howdy people
Yep, I resigned a perfectly good job and am now unemployed - but I'm having a blast! (I also moved house and we have only just had a phone line installed).
Hey 3flier shame about you getting grounded (again!) - you'd never catch me pulling that low!!!!! ;)
waaaahahahahahhahahaha
skreamer
PS I've been told to go back to RW because I suck so badly at freeflying.

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It's too late 3flier, the power of the Internet strikes again. Not only is it the cause of all your depravity but now, thanks to skreamer, the whole world is intrigued by your Saturday night porn session. Man, I got home yesterday and my eyes were killing me becasue I was crying from laughing so much yesterday at the Saturday night story. I still need you to point her out to me - I bet the image I have of her is nothing likewhat she is really like.
And on top of that we get to take the piss out of you 'cos of your grounding. Then, while we are busy doing that Skreamer takes it down low and gets put in front of a Kangaroo court to stand trial with the penalty being a one beer fine, 2 beer fine or a 6 month ban.
Yep, Sunday was one of my best non jumping days in a long while.

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3Flier,
I'm the one that was told to listen to you while you where giving the exit order - couldn't hear you coz you were whispering. SPEAK UP NEXT TIME!
Put a face to the name yet? If not, check out my profile, there is an old piccy of me on there.
Rootjooooose,
What's up with this?!!! I'm there Friday and all Saturday, leave Sat at 7pm. I MISS ALL THE FUN! What's the low down then?
B.

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Yeah I remember you Ben............. if I was a little sarcy towards you it is because I HATE being jumpmaster and get stressed out over it.......... nothing personal.......
Rootthingy - yeah have to admit rocking weekend - and it did not end Sunday evening - we all ended up going out last night and I managed to crawl back to my home town at 7am this morning - how shit do i feel!!.......... what a weekend......... and next weekend is going to be even more rocking due too Gibbo's last weekend before trying to kill himself on a mountain..............
BSBD
Go Hard, Fast & WayLow

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No we don't Pammi.
I've figured out the real reason for him being called Skreamer. On Saturday morning, after a few beers in the pub the previous night, Creamer and I were putting our names on the board to manifest for the first load.
I put my name down as the first person, all I hear is a blood curdling, childish scream "Noooooooo! I WANT to be first on the board, I WANT TO BE FIRST WAAHHHHHH!!!".
Child.
B.
p.s. obviously I am NOT childish though.....

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playing at pretending to do RW on Saturday...

Hey man!!!! That was a bloody fine RW jump! We were all amazing!!!! 23 points wasn't it? ;)
3FliEr...am still having nightmares about you and that ..intellectually challenged young lady of dubious moral standing...I mean, being a DZ slut is all well and good (hey....what else is there to do when the sun goes down? I mean, I like to stay in with a good book as you know, but I can see that all that pent-up air rage needs to go somewhere)...but normally one waits until one has at least got off the rope, no? Miaow! ;)
Skreamer, bless, has found a new home with the Hinton drop outs. Lucky bastard if you ask me....'real jobs' SUCK!!! Am having a whuffo overload already!
Do you really have to deploy at 3k for ...like....ever? Heheh..how funny....you'll be out last now though...SHIT!!! You'll see our dodgy 4-way exits! Shhhh...no-one needs to know, eh, mate, and I'll keep your Saturady night 'intimacies' under wraps...
Mmmm....Kenya calls....blue skies, no helmets, sun, sea, skydiving....
Emma (need a cool 'handle'...need more anonymity...tchttt)
Go Hard, Fast & SwaLLow

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Yep 3000ft under canopy for god knows how bloody long - shit man - rough call....feel kinda like a student again.......the eyes will be watching me......... feel as if I am being restricted some what - If i am under canopy at "normal height" ie 2,200 - I get grounded again - now thats phuqking Harsh............. but hopefully that won't be for too long and I can start sneaking a few sub1000's here and there........ ;op
BSBD
Go Hard, Fast & WayLow

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emma:
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am still having nightmares about you and that ..intellectually challenged young lady of dubious moral standing...

meeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwwwww pfffft pffffft!!!!!
And 3: in the saddle at 2.2 !!!! thats high! lol... now all these threads about rules start to make sense! ;) hope you dont stay out of the skies too long.... you can always change countries and fake a new logbook/identity (not that I would know anything like that.... no way.... nope)
Remi
Muff 914

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And 3: in the saddle at 2.2 !!!! thats high!
I wish ........ I aint allowed under 3K - thats wayhigh........
you can always change countries and fake a new logbook/identity (not that I would know anything like that.... no way.... nope)
mmmmmm............. did we used to be a naughty boy?????
BSBD
Go Hard, Fast & WayLow

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