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Ok can you guys do anything "Special"??

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By Special i mean tricks with a part of your body? For example I have my super screwy arch that scares people the first time they see it, I can also make my feet point backwards by turning them inwards, I can make my left arm lay flat behind my head, also can make my left shoulder pop in and out of socket with out any pain or damage, i can make my thumbs look like there broken, I can put my hands under my arm pits (palms out) and then touch my elbows together, also my ankle are extremely flexible so i have yet to twist, or sprain my ankles. Thats me the one man freak show :)ok so spill it yall
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver

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How you doooin?


How YOU dooin? Clay, this would have been a good weekend for you to be here. It was a complete freakshow Saturday night.
Also, Stacy has a picture of her doing the cypres ad trick on her website; at least she used to. It was taken this Easter at CSS.
Me? I am not flexible at all, but I DO make some pretty cool animal noises.
Chuck

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I can do the "Bill face." I'm not even aware that I'm doing it (or what it looks like) but it scares women and small children. Apparently I do it unconsciously when people dock in the wrong slot on my dives. I can always tell when I do it to Susie, because she flinches.
-bill von

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I can:
do the thumb thing
wiggle my nostrils
curl my tongue (and do a few other tricky things) ;)
give my kids the evil eye and make them stop misbehaving
and loose 60 pounds, and keep it off for a year so far!
Andrea
The brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all.

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"It was a complete freakshow Saturday night"
It must be the cooler weather. It was much more of a party than usual at SD Atlanta. I still haven't seen LB's ass out there yet???????
"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-Me
Clay

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Let's see:
Flexibility;
Splits three ways (center, right leg and left leg)
Oversplits on the wall
oversplits between two chairs
Step through handcuffs (no, don't ask)
Other body oddities:
Move my eyelids laterally
Flare my nostrils
Wiggle my ears
Pick up things with my toes
And the grand finale:
I can put on makeup, talk on the phone and eat breakfast (or lunch or dinner) at the same time I am driving without causing or having an accident!!!!
Ciels-
Michele
"What of the dreams that never die? Turn to your left at the end of the sky".
~e e cummings~

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I still haven't seen LB's ass out there yet..


Man, I have no idea what he is up to. He might have been at Cedartown this weekend shooting video for Eric Bush and them at that GSL meet. I know that Mackenzie has not offered to pay a penny to him for ruining his Alpha, so I think he bought a Batwing (ugh!) from somebody down there for cheap. Still, he needs to get his ass out to the DZ!
Chuck

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"I can put on makeup, talk on the phone and eat breakfast (or lunch or dinner) at the same time I am driving without causing or having an accident!!!!"
I am truly impressed!
"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-Me
Clay

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I can do the thumb thing, I used to be able to make a couple of teeth fall out and snap them back in. That was fun to sneak in when only one person in a crowd is looking, then act like I had no idea what they're talking about when they freak out. Oh, and I can leave a perfect circle on my forehead by enthusiastically attempting and failing to crush a beer can...
Marc

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Oh yeah! I can suck down enough beer to kill the average man and then either annoy or totally charm every woman within a half mile radius.....Just depends on the night I'm having...LOL
"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-Me
Clay

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"Mackenzie has not offered to pay a penny to him for ruining his Alpha"
Man...I would seriously consider having that bitches legs broken!!! LOL Not to mention she could have killed him too!
"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-Me
Clay

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Yim, WTF?? I'm calling bullshit.......never seen you hook it, never seen you bounce, and for that matter haven't seen you land on the dz but a handful of times. BTW, how many g's can your sphincter pull? Talk all the smack you want after you bounce and walk away with nothing broken, Mr. Can't land my canopy (big canopy) without breaking my toe (little toe) and then whining about it for the next month super stud. Oh yeah who is it that owns a brand new RW suit Mr. Freeflier? Not me. ooooooohhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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uh..... the reason that the rw suit i have is NEW is because it never gets worn. how many people you know who will let someone with 20 jumps jump his suit all day? could it be because i never plan to wear it again? and i hook it every time i land i just do it above 100 feet. you have to hook that boat of mine to get any forward drive. and don't be representing that you fly some tablecloth canopy - what, you jump a 170 and weigh 150? at least i'm 1:1 under mine. your just mad cuz i tell everyone you go poopoo in your panties.

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