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I will ungrateful little shit on your head, while my pitbull videotapes me,


dude,
how much ya want for that pitbull? and please include price of before and after cloud9 kicks the shit outa it.....dude, take a joke...................

"up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie

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Well my pitbull only does RW filming and starts at $50 a jump exclusive jump ticket and tape. Now about the before and after price, cloud9 couldnt hit water if he fell off a boat so you aint got much to worry about. My pitbulls name is Dragger (its got massive balls) and he has a tendancy to shit everywhere. He can be yours for $(any decent rig under five years old) and comes with a free shit scooper.
Peder
"Damn syphillis, aids and genital worts, I hate chickens."

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dude u r new on here so dont start flame wars andget personal and mayby you should read it again cloud9 didnt even say anything.
oh and suck my dick i earnt 170 in A day and 670 this week :p and i can jump without an instuctor and have all my own gear do nahhhjhhh
i live my life 14000 ft at a time, nothen else matters, in that 60 seconds or less im free

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When I started "skydiving" -i would have to say parachuting with 8 static-lines now- I made the GREAT mistake telling my parents although i was 23 at that time. Nowadays at Saturday or Sundays when I go to the airport/DZ I usually tell them that
1.) The weather will be bad anyways
2.) We are going to pack the parachutes only :-)
3.) I won't jump I am going to write test/exams only
4.) I am just going to the DZ for only an hour
5.) I won't jump because there won't be such plane I can jump from
6.) I am going to XY (XY- name of the town where the airport is)
Good story: We were sitting in by skydiving club celebrating the first jumps -one of the jumpers was my colleague :-)-
and a girl just came in she saw some ad. She asked some questions about the sport. We were just wandering what might
she think of that everybody is sitting with a bottle of beer...is this an acoholic club or what.
Anyways here in Hungary according to the LAWs anybody can jump from the age of 15 with parental bla bla bla. However when I asked an instructor he said that they usually allow from the age of 16 only.
So young guys do not be said try to jump or at least save some bucks.

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I spent all my cash yesterday, on a shotgun, so I think i can take down the local bank or at least get a few jump tickets. And dont worry, be a transvestite prostitue is a respectable job and we all like you here cause of who you are, not what you dress up as. (fairy ) Anyway I found a new bum that will do what I want for half a bottle of Jack, so Im gonna go with him and then try bum some cash off my gran.
Peder
"I put on womens clothing , and hang around in bars" Rich Guy

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damn, and i though i was outa junior high years ago....this might cause me to have flash backs............for fear of flash backs i'm going to disregard this thread...who wants to join me???

"up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie

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i wish i was rich all that money goes strait to the bank (not into my account into there accounts bloody bastards geez why dont ppl rounf here start loaning me money without expecting anything back and no i wasnt a male or female hore im an usher i rip fuken ticktets for a living
i live my life 14000 ft at a time, nothen else matters, in that 60 seconds or less im free

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Well i am aspiring to be a sewer cleaner , sheep shearer, or one of those guys who peels roadkill off the highway. Is selling booze to underage drinkers legal? (im my state it is, Its called Drunkardville) Well long live cheapasses and poor people like me that need to save to buy stuff.
Peder
" I put on womens clothing and hang around in bars." Lumberjack

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