being a freak flyer at a RW dz

[Emma 0]

3fLiEr -

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Flat Bitches

You're talking about our tits aren't you? How DARE you sir!

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there are more female RW fliers then FFliers so theres where all the punani is at!!!

All the PUNANI? Yeh, cos, like, you get to sample so much of it...heheh... keep stockpiling the Twixs, freakboy...

[Emma 0]

Michael.
Since you are so 'new' to this crrrrrazy internet world (my ass you are, porn-seeker), if you want to put something in quotes do it like this, without the spaces:
*** Mchale takes it up the arse[/ quote]
Got it? Stay safe preeeety boy, you can cork into us any time...for a fee.
xxx

[yim666 0]

why yas suh, us dumb southernahs, weez gots to tell ouwah stowries! just because you failed to understand what i was communicating doesn't mean my story has changed, silly boy. and maybe i'm sick, but i would love to be able to bust up a round by creating a burble beneath them while in a sit. full contact rw! woohoo! if you can track in a sit fast enough to stay vertically relative to a round, den youzz da man! i lost tons of altitude just trying to get there. i guess when i become a sky-god, i'll be able to do it too! and i don't wanna drop it, thank you, cuz i love arguing (in fact, i do it for a living!). nah nah nah nah nah!

[skreamer 1]

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McHale, you could cork into F'awesome, you know, cos we iz such FAT BEEETCHES heheheh

Beware the Pie Queen and her Big Posse!!! (note that was posse)

[3fLiEr 0]

All the PUNANI? Yeh, cos, like, you get to sample so much of it...heheh... keep stockpiling the Twixs, freakboy...
I cant help it if you all drink the local water and all turn into Lezzers!!!!
Take care babe - catch ya this weekend for some close proximity deployments and canopy rush............ Njoy the rest of your week...............BSBD
PS) cant be arsed with the quote bollox
Laterz flat skybitch

[SBS 0]

You know, I don't even want to argue this, but I think that there is a major point that is being missed here...
The fact is that as skydivers, we have to respect eachother....that's not a choice. We don't have to like eachother, but when we are in the airplane with people, we have to be able to trust that our comrades are not going to do anything purposeful that will put us in danger. In sharing the same vertical airspace as these people, the fact is that they were put in danger. There's no arguing that. ANY NUMBER OF THINGS could have happened and resulted in a disaster. The likelyhood that it would was slim, but that is something that they had not agreed to sign onto when they paid their money and boarded the plane.
I guess that the main theme of my post is respect. Respect for others, as well as respect for this sport, what it can do to you, and the skill and planning it takes to effectively and safely pull off these types of skydives.
I take very personally to this thread, because most all of the fun jumps that I am doing these days are video dives where I freefly around RW groups. Things like this are just going to push people away from freeflying altogether, changing it from something that they do not want to do into something that they don't want to be around and will not tolerate.
Just as everyone in the world was not meant to skydive, every skydiver was not meant to freefly. They have found something that truely makes them happy, and for that, I think that we should respect what they have chosen as their passtime.
As far as physics, if someone is in a sit, and they are falling at 120 mph, if they flatten out, they will go much slower. A combination of that and stealing the air from someone above you could turn into a pretty nasty collision. I think that that is what Skybytch was trying to say. If they have chosen to assume that as a risk, that is one thing...otherwise, I would not be able to accept the fact that I come down from a skydive with bumps, bruises, broken bones, or dead, because an inexperienced freeflier decided he was going to join us unannounced.
You can take my post for what you will, but I sincerely beg that you consider what I have to say....it is quite literally a matter of life and death.
Blue Skies!
Steve

[hottamaly 1]

[but i would love to be able to
bust up a round by creating a burble beneath them while in a sit. full contact rw!
woohoo! if you can track in a sit fast enough to stay vertically relative to a...]
You are making yourself sound real dangerous in the air and you don't seem to care about your fellow sky mates. No matter what disipline one is doing, lets go about it safely, huh?
SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

[yim666 0]

MAN OH MAN yewz guyz need to lighten up! you would think that skydivers would have a sense of humor. the full contact rw comment was a JOKE. listen, i love ALL skydivers (smooch) and i just started this thread to stir up trouble. and what a ride it has been! why are skydivers so sensitive to being picked on and poked fun at? i love everyone at my dz, i pick on them and they pick on me. every once in awhile someone gets pissed, but they always forgive me! i suck at hrw so i like to pick on the bellyflyers who can't (or won't) freefly. maybe i'm just a trouble maker OR i just want people to quit taking themselves so seriously. find your happy place, boys!
xoxox
yim

[freeflir29 0]

Damn.....I think someone else is going to get the asshole tag. I so wanted that!
"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-Me
Clay

[SBS 0]

Ask anyone who knows me, and they will tell you that I have a sense of humor....up until the point where people are at risk.
I appologize if I mistook anything you were saying, but please understand where I and others have been coming from.
I am in my happy place, and that is safe skies, so that we can all enjoy what it is we have.
Blue Ones,
Steve

[yim666 0]

and you'll never be able to topple me as the king of the assholes! like i've said, i make my living being a prick.

[hottamaly 1]

i suck at
vrw so i like to pick on the bellyflyers who can't (or won't) freefly. maybe i'm just
a trouble maker
If you "suck" at it why not try to get better? Do you think vRW is any easier...not
Maybe you just like taking, what you think, is the easy way out and make fun of people who work hard to achieve their own personal goals. What are yours???
SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

[freeflir29 0]

"i make my living being a prick."
Yeah....but I do it with class.....LMAO That's where the real talent lies.
I've had three attorneys on the payroll over the last 3 yrs. One of them is about to get shit canned. Know any good ones in Tennessee?
"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-Me
Clay

[yim666 0]

i didn't say i suck a vrw, i said i suck at HRW. can you say "reading disability"? i think vrw is actually much harder than tracking, falling relative and turning points. whoop-de-freakin'-doo. i suck at hrw because i don't practice it. my GOALS are to be a kick ass freeflyer, then, once i achieve that, MAYBE (hint - stress on maybe) i'll work on hrw. if you're content with hrw, be my guest. as far as i'm concerned, belly is only for deployment...

[Emma 0]

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i just started this thread to stir up trouble. and what a ride it has been!

See? Anyone listen to my 'troll' warning? No you did not. Tcht. Next time PAY ATTENTION TO THE PIE QUEEN!

[freeflir29 0]

"PIE QUEEN"
Hmmmm.....nope...I'm not gonna say it!
"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-Me
Clay

[skybytch 273]

...and I have nothing left to say....
pull and flare,
lisa
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D14633; WSCR 1270; Hate Spewing Canopy Nazi 1

[yim666 0]

it's nice to see skybytch exhibiting some semblance of a sense of humor... although it's sad that she thinks poking fun at a little down syndrome child is funny. "canopy nazi" is a good handle for her... like her, the nazis considered handicapped and retarded people to be subhumans worthy of only extermination. tsk, tsk

[freeflir29 0]

Hey Hey Kids!!!
Whats better than winning the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded in the first place!
"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-Me
Clay

[lazerq3 0]

Hello my name is jason....and ..um ...I skydive....and um...I sux at both disiplines...but thats OK ...cause I'm good enough....I'm smart enough.....and dawgone it..people like me!!jason
(I'll try anything)

[airann 1]

This is my Back.... This is my butt.
Its the only thing you are going to see if you are behind me.
Damn, I missed all the fun.
You guys need to go sit down. (on the ground)
WTF is this in here, right now??
You got lost on the way to Wreck Dot??
(rec.skydiving)
We dont give out ALF numbers in here so dont even try it.
(Annoying Little Fuker)
REGARDING <<<>>>>
Howzit we talk about Female Freeflyers for a second.
Ok, the second is over.
Now, go sit down. And put your sissors away and clean up these toys. If you want a snack pack later, you have to be good.
Frekin Hell Yeah, I am a female freeflyer and I do have skills thank you, and I dont cork on my friends. Quite frankly, I dont have the luxury of corking. I have to be double good to be asked on big ways. Because of my minority status. Hello! I can do more than stand around looking cute!! But no matter, I wouldnt jump with me either until I knew for sure.
I have got a dead headdown. But not on big ways yet- not that stupid. I have seen what the "wanta be's" try before they are ready and its not pretty. Endangering my friends lives or mine is a bad thing.
Freeflying is a beautiful thing. But you have to be really sharp. Dont do it if you dont have it down really well and boat anchor solid. I mean it.
Dont make me come over there and spank all of you!
I signed the waiver and my brothers did too. But I am not going to poke my brothers eyes out on a dumb ass manover that I am not dead ass serious that I have mastered.
Being in a berble bubble, happens all the time in a freefly jump, its part of the - 'deal with it skill'.
I dont care what your 'body position of choice' is. You have to master the -'deal with it skill'.
Ever seen a hybrid dive?? You practically live in a burperle.
How do you spell... verble, berple, --the air weirdness thing, eh... who cares.
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Skydive~Friends~Happiness
AirAnn
www.AirAnn.com

[FallingMarc 0]

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Ever seen a hybrid dive?? You practically live in a burperle.
How do you spell... verble, berple, --the air weirdness thing, eh... who cares.

Haha... my roommate thinks I'm wierd because I keep laughing at the computer...
Though I laughed at the Special Olympics joke too, I admit!
Marc

[wildblue 7]

I thought it was:
"How is arguing like running the special olympics?"
"Even if you win you're still retarded"
(ya, I know, insensitive, cold, mean, un-PC.... get over it)
Then, I saw these two guys swoopin across the pond, and I was like 'weeeeeee!!!!'

[freeflir29 0]

"Dont make me come over there and spank all of you!"
Promises....Promises.....
"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-Me
Clay