parduhn 0 #26 September 14, 2001 Viking,That post is priceless. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #27 September 14, 2001 "Pardon me, but would you know what Monica's doing these days, and how I could get in touch with her ?"I assured him that I didn't, and he commenced mumbling about how his life wasn't fun anymore, and that Hillary had stolen all the spark from his life. He then mentioned the fact that he was pursuing the deanship job at an all-female Swedish finishing school, and that his prospects looked excellent. "350 young women between the ages of 13-17" he said, with a sparkle in his eyes. "And if that falls through, I'm thinking of running for the governorship of Arkansas again. I was driving by the University of Arkansas campus last week, and noticed there were a LOT of sweet-looking young ladies, all fit and firm and in the prime of life. They would make great interns."'Holy Shit!' I thought. "Does this guy EVER'...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Donna 0 #28 September 14, 2001 QuoteDonna keep in mind what i posted is Pure bullshit fiction. Its not his real life.ooops I thought they were real PMs that he sent you. Sorry.Skies,D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #29 September 14, 2001 Post deleted by PhreeZone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #30 September 14, 2001 Viking...that is classic!!!! I love it!hey you big F*^&ing RAT....you never wrote me back! So I pulled out my Russian issue AK-47 and got into position...but then a little kid ran out holding the sides of his face screaming...I thought, "Holy S*^&...it's Macaulay Culkin, I hated his movie more! I turn my rifle to position on him...but then I hear what I thought was a woman's scream behind me...Kahurangi e Mahearangi,Pyke NZPF A - 2584USPA C- 31879 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #31 September 14, 2001 ...But then I realized that it was only my own. I had been scared to death of that HUGE cigar that Bill pulled out, but the size has just caught up with me. I quieted down, checked around, and noticed a huge woman with a suspiciously hairy mole. I recognized her as my girlfriend formally known as "buguns" and thought to myself.....--------------Boogie pics coming!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #32 September 14, 2001 Guys, I really think it'd be best to just drop it.He's either had his laughs, or he has problems. Either way, I think the horse is dead.Then, I saw these two guys swoopin across the pond, and I was like 'weeeeeee!!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #33 September 14, 2001 Quoteooops I thought they were real PMs that he sent you. Sorry.they are real PM's that he sent me. I didn't write them. But my point is that since what he/she/it wrote is total bullshit it doesn't matter how he sent it. The only reason i am posting it is b/c he was proven a troll so the shit he was shoveling won't hurt his/her/it's real life.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #34 September 14, 2001 Thanks for sharing Viking. Funny stuff man!--------------Boogie pics coming!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Donna 0 #35 September 14, 2001 Quotethey are real PM's that he sent me. I didn't write them. But my point is that since what he/she/it wrote is total bullshit it doesn't matter how he sent it.It does to me. Private is private.Skies,D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 #36 September 14, 2001 hee hee,,,I quieted down, checked around, and noticed a huge woman with a suspiciously hairy mole. I recognized her as my girlfriend formally known as "buguns" and thought to myself..... Damn bitch,, get off the twinkies,, but then,, after realizing it was the first time I seen her sober and in the daylight,, that it wasn't a hairy mole,, it was a lil penis,, left over from what was obviously a really bad attempt at a sex change operation,, I gagged and lost consciousness,, when I woke up.. I was in a C-182,, doin a tandem jump and that twinkie he-bitch was my TM,, "Jump Run" yelled the pilot and then.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #37 September 14, 2001 I guess it did seem kinda wierd one night we where int the PUB and he asked what I did for living and I told him I work with lasers cutting out parts for diff companies and he just happen to work on lasers too only weapon type lasers. Well ok ...who am I to call someone a lier but I guess the true colors came out. The sad thing is I thought he was pretty cool but now ???? I dont know what to thinkjason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 25 #38 September 14, 2001 QuotePrivate messages are suppose to be just that... private I agree.Safe swoopsSangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #39 September 14, 2001 well i tried to delete it after the outcry but that time limit stoped that idea.would you please take care of that dude?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brokeneagle 0 #40 September 14, 2001 ... and then, the icy winds howling inside the small plane, I leaned out to check the spot; suddenly I heard biguns shriek,'Jump THIS, you little turdball!' and she-it planted her size 12 foot in my rear. As I tumbled out of the door into the frozen blue skies, I thought to myself, 'damn, I always thought that foot/penis size reference rumor was a crock.'..... I'm really very gentle, no matter what my kung-fu teacher says... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #41 September 14, 2001 QuotePost deleted by PhreeZone Dangit! I was making the story in Word and now we are missing part of it. DOH!!!--------------Boogie pics coming!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #42 September 14, 2001 Mountainman,I saw that too. You know what was before and after the post, so just make something up yourself. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #43 September 14, 2001 QuoteDangit! I was making the story in Word and now we are missing part of it. DOH!!!Maybe Phree stopped hearing the whinnies in between the thumps...Then, I saw these two guys swoopin across the pond, and I was like 'weeeeeee!!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #44 September 14, 2001 QuoteMaybe Phree stopped hearing the whinnies in between the thumps...I dont get it it, Wild.--------------Boogie pics coming!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dutchboy 0 #45 September 14, 2001 Why do you jump for so low. I always jump from at least 60,000 feet, you know, where the class A airspace stops!The Dutchboyhttp://www.geocities.com/ppolstra Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #46 September 14, 2001 Quote Private messages are suppose to be just that... privateQuote Donna keep in mind what i posted is Pure bullshit fiction. Its not his real life.I was confused also.....I think a private message is just that.....and the person sending it should feel comfortable that it remains so. It doesn't matter if the person is flying under false colors....he trusted someone enough to send it, and he didn't want it to be public knowledge.....By the way, Viking, when are you posting more pics of your Gumby-like arch ? I know at 42 I'll never be that agile, but I've known young ferrets that couldn't bend THAT much !Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #47 September 14, 2001 Geez Louise and Cousin Maurice people, this doesn't look like acting with "dignity and respect" to me! Wow! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikefarmer 0 #48 September 14, 2001 QuoteI was confused also.....I think a private message is just that.....and the person sending it should feel comfortable that it remains so. Uh, this is NOT a lawyer or shrink's office. Nor is it a conversation between spouses (usually, Pammi!). "Private" messages really have no expectation of privacy. I know I don't post anything (truth or otherwise ;)) that I do not want spread all over the world."It's better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool."-Marlboro Man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #49 September 15, 2001 QuoteI dont get it it, Wild.See my post above: The horse is dead, stop beating it. He's had his fun with us, now we've had our fun with him - I think it's safe to drop it now.Then, I saw these two guys swoopin across the pond, and I was like 'weeeeeee!!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #50 September 15, 2001 QuoteThe horse is dead, stop beating it. He's had his fun with us, now we've had our fun with him - I think it's safe to drop it now.*breathing heavily* Are you sure, captain?? I just got going!! But...OK. --------------Boogie pics coming!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
