freeflir29 0 #76 September 6, 2001 "The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds"Not if you take him out at 14K.......LOL"Jesus Blessed me with his future...and I protect it with fire!"-R.A.T.M.Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #77 September 6, 2001 QuoteA duck's quack doesn't echo.yes it doesThen, I saw these two guys swoopin across the pond, and I was like 'weeeeeee!!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #78 September 6, 2001 Ok I want to test this duck thing out. Can a get a federal grant or something?Marc58 hours and 44 minutes AAAAAAARRRRGH Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fred 0 #79 September 6, 2001 QuoteOk I want to test this duck thing out. Can a get a federal grant or something?Actually, the research was done under a grant from a cell phone company. I'm afraid it does indeed echo.Since the debunking has already started:"The pores in Latex are many times larger than the HIV virus."This one is absolutely true. Find a substance that doesn't leave pores large enough for a virus and I'll show you a block of lead (or any other crystaline substance, actually.).If you think a condom prevents aids, you're wrong. If you think it greatly reduces your odds of contracting HIV, you're right. And one of the inequities of life: girls, you're much more likely to contract it than boys are. Sorry."If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes." This is unfortunately not true. Whether the horse raises a leg or two is completely up to the sculptor, and has nothing to do with how the rider perished. There is some correlation (that is, the majority of sculptures that have both legs in the air died in battle), but it is a simple majority. It is not a fact."3-Urine is sterile-So a PA is the best pericing to get b/c it has the least chance of infection.""What if I pee all over your other piercings then?"Well, point 3 was correct. There are a lot of uglies down there, but very few of them can survive urea. So peeing on other piercings does, in fact, decrease the odds of infection. This is also why peeing on athletes foot has a therapeutic effect. (although other antibacterial agents are more effective) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #80 September 6, 2001 Quote This is also why peeing on athletes foot has a therapeutic effect. Fred, you worry me sometimes... Kriszilla"Most people aren't thought about after they're gone. "I wonder where Kris got the plutonium?" is better than most get." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Donna 0 #81 September 6, 2001 QuoteIn reply to:Why is it that no matter WHAT the thread is about on here, people always end up horny?I dunno. I was talking about ducks. But now that I look at the keyboard, 'd' is right next to 'f'. LMAO Zennie!! I love it!Skies,D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #82 September 6, 2001 "This is also why peeing on athletes foot has a therapeutic effect"Is this some kind of campaign to promote golden showers?"Jesus Blessed me with his future...and I protect it with fire!"-R.A.T.M.Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #83 September 6, 2001 QuoteThis is also why peeing on athletes foot has a therapeutic effectThis is ambiguous. Are you supposed to piss on your own feet, or someone else's? And if you're pissing on someone else's feet, do you receive the therapeutic effect or do they? I'm so confused. It's a good thing I don't have athlete's foot... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #84 September 6, 2001 Well, you may be sober, but you're still a sorry-ass butt-headed Wings fan!!!! Whoo, you've really got my dander up. I don't have time for spell check! I'm a busy woman! Send me your e-mail address. I've got a few choice words for you that are too offensive even for DZ.com! You've picked the wrong woman to fuck with! I will kick your ass and take down your name! And I may spell it wrong! But who gives a fuck!OK, gotta go get my heart rate down.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #85 September 6, 2001 Jessica....down girl...easy.....put down the weapon and slowly back away. Yes, thats it, take a couple Midol. It'll all be OK.......Shhhhhhhh....easy girl........"Jesus Blessed me with his future...and I protect it with fire!"-R.A.T.M.Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #86 September 6, 2001 QuoteJessica....down girl...easy.....put down the weapon and slowly back away. Yes, thats it, take a couple Midol. It'll all be OK.......Shhhhhhhh....easy girl........OH, SO YOU WANT THE NO. 2 PLACE ON MY SHIT LIST, EH????Why do men assume, when women act aggressive and attempt to right the wrongs perpetrated upon them men assume we need FUCKING MIDOL?!Tho it is "that time of the month," hmm.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #87 September 6, 2001 "men assume we need FUCKING MIDOL?!"No you are completely right. I think you have progressed to the "Wild Turkey take me away" stage or even into the realm of tranquillizer darts........."Jesus Blessed me with his future...and I protect it with fire!"-R.A.T.M.Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fred 0 #88 September 6, 2001 QuoteThis is also why peeing on athletes foot has a therapeutic effect.Am I the only one that's heard of this? I thought it was common knowledge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #89 September 6, 2001 Did the red hair die seep into your brain?"Jesus Blessed me with his future...and I protect it with fire!"-R.A.T.M.Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #90 September 6, 2001 roflmao @ jess and freeflr29are you really pissed jess or are you serious????? if you are serious, i'm on your side......."up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #91 September 6, 2001 Wingie, honey, stay out of it. Trust me she can handle him and do a good job of it. Let Jess finish or I'm going to have to get on to YOU. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #92 September 6, 2001 "i'm on your side"If you're scared, say you're scared...........LMAO"Jesus Blessed me with his future...and I protect it with fire!"-R.A.T.M.Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #93 September 6, 2001 QuoteDid the red hair die seep into your brain?No, did your brain seep out your ears? Cause I think it MUST HAVE if you think you can TAKE ME ON!!I could have you crying like a little girl in 6 seconds flat!Quoteare you really pissed jess or are you serious?????Ooh, yes, I am SOOOO pissed. You are such a sweet young thing, Wingie. How old are you? Legal, right?QuoteTrust me she can handle him and do a good job of it.Right ON, mouth. *power fist*Any other boys feeling saucy? Today, I'm not a vegetarian. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #94 September 6, 2001 QuoteAny other boys feeling saucy? Yes...and thanks for asking.--------------Boogie pics coming!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #95 September 6, 2001 "Why do men assume, when women act aggressive and attempt to right the wrongs perpetrated upon them men assume we need FUCKING MIDOL?!"Actually, we are giving you the benefit of the doubt. We wouldn't expect someone to be such a bitch normally. The hormonal imbalance is a good excuse. "Jesus Blessed me with his future...and I protect it with fire!"-R.A.T.M.Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #96 September 6, 2001 QuoteActually, we are giving you the benefit of the doubt. We wouldn't expect someone to be such a bitch normally. The hormonal imbalance is a good excuse.LOL Took you all morning to think of that, eh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #97 September 6, 2001 Quoteare you really pissed jess or are you serious????? Wingnut, this is just southern flirting. It isn't serious until someone fires a shotgun at a pickup truck.JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #98 September 6, 2001 "I could have you crying like a little girl in 6 seconds flat!"Are you sure you aren't my ex-wife? "Jesus Blessed me with his future...and I protect it with fire!"-R.A.T.M.Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #99 September 6, 2001 And the judge says...... Another Point to freeflir29 that's now if you haven't been counting jessica 4freeflir29 6My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #100 September 6, 2001 ooh Clay, you're gonna get it for that one! LOLJess, girl...do you need a hug? How about a night on the town drinking heavily...? I'll come to visit if you need me to! Just say the word!SisI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
