skymama 37 #51 September 5, 2001 I have a friend who worries about me jumping and prays for me every weekend. Well, I just talked to her...I went skydiving this weekend and was fine. She walked out to her car, stepped off the curb, and broke her foot! I told her I'd pray for her now! AndreaThe brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #52 September 5, 2001 The civil war in Colombia has killed approximately 40,000 people to date. Mostly civilians. Colombia is the kidnap capital of the world."The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty BoysClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #53 September 5, 2001 QuoteSo tell me, is it true, er, what they say about, um, you know...um..."relations" when you have one those thingsummm, yes, i think they like it, i've never had a complaint. i ask em if they can tell it's there and all i ever get is a 'ooooohhhhh yeeeeeeeehhhhhh" this is my last post today since i'm going home(to a hotel) and won't be back excpt for happy hour but i won't be posting here then and my day has been very shity, i almost got into big trouble by telling off a sargent and i've been having urges to hurt people all day, i must go but this thread has helped me imensly.........thank you all you brighten my day!!!!! peace, love, and skydiving............."up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #54 September 5, 2001 A duck's quack doesn't echo.--------Zennie"I know the pieces fit. 'Cause I watched them fall away..."--Tool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #55 September 5, 2001 Quote It wasn't you, was it Aviatrr?? Uh, oh....I'm buste.......wait a sec, this was in Perris right? Nope, not me..Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #56 September 5, 2001 QuoteBy the way, bluestar, What do you mean about PVC and Margarine being "one molecule" apart? Any two different substances are "one molecule apart"! A molecule of water is one molecule apart from a molecule of toluene!! A molecule is a molecule! Or did you mean that a molecule of PVC has an extra chloride atom sticking out of the hydrocarbon chain, or what?Oh my God, Speedy, you're sooo smart...you always turn me on so much....QuoteMaybe that's why vegetarians and healthfood nuts always seem so vapid! Then you ALWAYS say something to piss me off!!!! Anyway, I get plenty of animal protein. If you know what I mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #57 September 5, 2001 I have had "relations" with someone who has a frenum piercing and it was great!! (It wasn't Wingie, though, LOL)I just had my first relations since getting MY new piercing... It was great! WOW! What a difference! (as if I needed any help!!)SisI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #58 September 5, 2001 Why is it that no matter WHAT the thread is about on here, people always end up horny?Oh wait... nevermind, I just realized, we're all probably just horny all the time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluestar 0 #59 September 5, 2001 in reply to:By the way, bluestar, What do you mean about PVC and Margarine being "one molecule" apart? Any two different substances are "one molecule apart"! A molecule of water is one molecule apart from a molecule of toluene!! A molecule is a molecule! Or did you mean that a molecule of PVC has an extra chloride atom sticking out of the hydrocarbon chain, or what?5-did u know i can't tell the differance between a atom and a molecule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #60 September 5, 2001 QuoteWhy is it that no matter WHAT the thread is about on here, people always end up horny?I dunno. I was talking about ducks. But now that I look at the keyboard, 'd' is right next to 'f'. --------Zennie"I know the pieces fit. 'Cause I watched them fall away..."--Tool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #61 September 6, 2001 Marc....and your point is???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #62 September 6, 2001 sorry, Jessica. Looks like I made an ass of myself once again! LOL! <>Speed Racer"Come up to my lab,And see what's on the slab!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #63 September 6, 2001 Sorry to disapoint you but no Kids don't read like they used to. They play Nintendo and surf the net. Very few things on the net are written in proper English (just read some of our posts...mine included). Did you know the average adult book is written on a 6th grade reading level? That does not mean that a book with sexual content is 6th grade content just that the sentax structure is on a 6th grade level. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #64 September 6, 2001 Im my own grandpa!Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #65 September 6, 2001 Quote More! I need more! I crave knowlege, from the profound to the minutiae!! Did I spell that right! I don't know! Someone tell me, cause I crave knowlege!!Not sure, but you mispelled "knowledge"....TWICE !And you just got a new job at WHICH newspaper ? (haha !)And I'm drunk right now, but tomorrow, I'll be sober, and YOU still won't be able to spell ! (but that's okay -- Dave Barry can't spell either.....)Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyric77 0 #66 September 6, 2001 Did you know that when a pig has an orgasm it lasts for 30 minutes.-No one thought up being;he who thinks he has step forward-Jim Morrison Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #67 September 6, 2001 QuoteMarc....and your point is????I'm not complaining or anything, just making an observation...60 hours and 17 minutes to go... the pub's not open... where is everybody? I'm not going to go to the real pub for at least another half hour here... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #68 September 6, 2001 QuoteDid you know that when a pig has an orgasm it lasts for 30 minutesDidn't we do that one already?Marc "Bored" MalletteP.S. 60 hours, 14 minutes and counting... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #69 September 6, 2001 1. The pores in Latex are many times larger than the HIV virus.2. It's 57 degrees in Bogata, Colombia right now."Jesus Blessed me with his future...and I potect it with fire!"-R.A.T.M.Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyric77 0 #70 September 6, 2001 whoops someone already posted that, well try this one. Did you know that if you farted constantly for 6 years that you would produce the same amount of energy as an atomic bomb.-No one thought up being; he who thinks he has step forward-Jim Morisson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macaulay 0 #71 September 6, 2001 Hank the Angry Dwarf is Dead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #72 September 6, 2001 God No! Not Hank!"Jesus Blessed me with his future...and I protect it with fire!"-R.A.T.M.Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #73 September 6, 2001 If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.--------Zennie"I know the pieces fit. 'Cause I watched them fall away..."--Tool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apoil 0 #74 September 6, 2001 Quote2-You can tell if a diamond is real by putting a flame to it-if it burns up it was real!complete bullshit. Diamonds have one of the highest melting points of any substance. In fact firemen have been known to seek the diamonds in the wreckage of a housefire - as the insurance has already covered them. Quote3-Urine is sterile-So a PA is the best pericing to get b/c it has the least chance of infection.What if I pee all over your other piercings then?Quote4-Margrine (sp-U know the fake butter stuff) and PVC are only one molocule apart chemically.As pointed out before, a molecule is what makes something a substance. So everything is "one molecule apart", otherwise they'd be the same thing.I don't know about #1, but given your track record I doubt it as well.Damn, boy... you ignint! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #75 September 6, 2001 Quote Hank the Angry Dwarf is Dead. That's Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf..Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
