PalmettoTiger 1 #76 August 30, 2001 QuoteMy list of requirements for a husband are pretty short:(relative to others!)1) have a job and don't make me bring home all the bacon2) SKYDIVE3) have a safe rig so I don't have to worry about you4) take out the trash 5) fuck me whenever I want, which is VERY often6) be open minded about sex and willing to try new things7) like to travel8) have a good sense of humor9) I don't care if you put the seat DOWN, just make sure you put it UP first!That's my list!SisTranslation: Wanted: STALLION. Must be housebroken and willing to skydive.Blues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #77 August 30, 2001 Clay said: QuoteDoes this include the waking up naked.....no wallet....one shoe on and dont know where you are syndrome?Hopefully not, since I can't drink. JFields said:QuotePTiger, when are you going to be near Delmarva?Saturday night, Sunday, and Monday (1st thru 3rd). Thinking of coming to Delmarva for the weekend?Blues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore 0 #79 August 30, 2001 Nah! I think sometimes money is not the issue altough it feels nice to have someone spend money on you. I think its the quality of time to spend with someone you care about.Even just a hug can make someones day, how long does that take out of your day. It doesn't cost anybody any money, just attention. Everyone needs that once in awhile."Fight the Good Fight, Give and Take the best you can" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #80 August 30, 2001 Quote Hell no! I now demand to be treated like the princess I am!!! One asshole when I was just a kid RUINED ME FOR ALL MEN FOREVER!! Hey - I didn't say I wouldn't treat ya right....I just said I'd be a professional bum.. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #81 August 30, 2001 Quote Any of you boys got younger brothers? Uh, well....I'm not quite 18, but what if I AM the younger brother?! Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #82 August 30, 2001 Quote 4) take out the trash Aw, hell....ya lost me on that one..Oh well... I'll have to find somebody else to share all my rigs with.. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddyFrenchman 0 #83 August 30, 2001 Hey spectre,No offense but if I had a girl with boobies like your girl has, I'd love her too Paddy."Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #84 August 30, 2001 Aviatrr,,,,,,Don't go lying about your age here. You know you are only 17. heheMouth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #85 August 30, 2001 Quote3) have a safe rig so I don't have to worry about youWell I can always buy a new rig babe, but you're gonna have to move down to Florida.QuoteTranslation: Wanted: STALLION. Must be housebroken and willing to skydive.LMAO. So true.My list of requirements for a wife are also pretty short:1) Won't try to drag me out shopping.2) Is willing to have sex whenever I want(which is a lot)3) Knows that my not calling her has nothing to do with Her: I'm just not a phone person.4) Has a job and actually wants to pay for things.5) Can deal with my risky hobbies(skydiving, racing). I might give these up for a child, but not a mate.6) Has a good sense of humor.7) Looks decent, but isn't hung up on her looks.8) Isn't the Helpless Woman our society tends to produce: if her car had a flat she'd actually try to fix it.9) Can put up with me I'm gonna be single a loooong time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #86 August 30, 2001 "Isn't the Helpless Woman our society tends to produce: if her car had a flat she'd actually try to fix it"Hit the nail on the head with that one! Man, if I ever had a pet peeve about women it's the damn helpless types. That shit drives me nuts!"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty BoysClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #87 August 30, 2001 I heard something on the radio this morning that made me think of this thread. The youngest boy from Home Improvements is married to a 30 year old and he's only 17! They live in KS (go figure *g*) and he's trying to get his 1.5 million dollar trust fund from Mommie and Daddie by suing them for it. There's your man Jess!A new page! Bi-Plane pics! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #88 August 30, 2001 QuoteSee why I'm not married! Women just can't share! I mean if your married they won't share you with other women Who says? I just have to be able to watch if not participate! :)A new page! Bi-Plane pics! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #89 August 30, 2001 Mark...her are the qualifiers you forgot1.) You don't have to shop with her just provide the credit card2.) As long as you MAKE SURE she is pleased too...forget this roll over when you are done shit3.) Fine, send flowers4.) Most women have jobs and do quite well supporting themselves and their children without a guy5.) You had best be able to deal with our skydiving and out dangerous habits even after we have children6.) We let you live don't we?? How much more sense of humor can one get???7.) We are not going to start that again, just let it be understood that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder8.) I think you will find very few helpless female skydivers9.) That would take a Miracle Worker...we are only womenGuess you are right after all, you are going to be single a LOOOOONNNNNGGGG time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #90 August 30, 2001 "Who says? I just have to be able to watch if not participate! :)"Stop Teasing me Pammi! You dont have to rub it in that all I meet are loser chics that think they are special!"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty BoysClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #91 August 30, 2001 Quote9.) That would take a Miracle Worker...we are only womenYep, but at least skydiving chicks pretty much have the first 8 down pat.Now I just need to find one who's as screwed up as I am. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #92 August 31, 2001 Haven't you noticed we all are just as screwed up as you, that is why we let you hang around.All joking aside, I think most sky chicks are pretty cool. We have to be to hang around where we are such a minority. Or maybe we hang around because we are such a minority...that's it!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monk 0 #93 August 31, 2001 "OK its a five-way...me, Jessica, Pyke, and Clay with Eric as video. (We all know video is the hardest! hehe) "Shhhiiiiiaaaaattttt......You all know that Sis and Jess are MINE! You don't need a 5 way with me around. And you girls were mine way before these eh ehm....chumps showed up. Once you've had Monk you denounce religion.Monk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #94 August 31, 2001 Quoteonce you've had Monk you denouce religionI believe you!! My mom might be moving to Phoenix, so....keep your fingers crossed! heheSisI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monk 0 #95 August 31, 2001 "I believe you!! My mom might be moving to Phoenix, so....keep your fingers crossed! hehe"Umm....Sis I love ya...but um...I'm not so sure how much I would dig on your Mom. Monk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #96 August 31, 2001 You know I wasn't talking about THAT, Monk!! I was talking about ME visiting my mom, and getting to jump at Eloy!SisI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monk 0 #97 August 31, 2001 Hehe.... I know. You know you'd have to bring Jess! Grrrrrrrr Baby Grrrrrrrrrr!Monk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
