freeflir29 0 #26 August 16, 2001 What is an armored personnel carrier in Texas? 10 Drunk rednecks in an El Dorado......."I used to know a girl...She had two pierced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #27 August 16, 2001 Ok, I feel a need to step in here and say something before this gets out of hand...CHILL OUT!Ok... some of it's funny, some of it's only there to push people's buttons, some of it's true... it's not worth getting into a flame war...This is directed at the community in general, not anything specific...Marc (Budweiser drinking, golf playing, gun toting member of the greatest country on earth, buddy) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #28 August 16, 2001 Hell Yeah!!!! Quote Marc (Budweiser drinking, golf playing, gun toting member of the greatest country on earth, buddy) Ya fergot one thing..... after gun toting ya shoulda inserted SKYDIVINGGota jump baybay!! Blue Skies! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #29 August 16, 2001 Geez, snowflake, lighten the f^&*k up. He was just kidding, dude. I think you ought to be able to joke about anything without it being taken as a serious verbal assault. Anyway we wouldn't have won our revolution vs. Britain without the help of the French. Whom we had helped Britain defeat in the 1750's (when we were a colony), so go figure. The whole world is f^&*ked up so don't take it seriously. Speed Racer"Come up to my lab,And see what's on the slab!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #30 August 16, 2001 Quote we are the greatest nation on this planet And just what is it that makes America the greatest country on the planet? The outragous amount of Americans who kill each other with guns each year? The high levels of inner-city crime? The racism that is so prominent? The fact that your "good old boys" spend trillions of dollars supporting an armed force that is the bully of the planet while you have families homeless and starving???Anyway, I think this thread is meant as good clean fun, so if you don't like it, don't fuckin well read it - oh yeah, and get yer head outta yer ass, too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #31 August 16, 2001 Spectre,Just make sure I am on your side ok?? Got somewhere you can hide me when these idiots start the war??OH, and BTW...watch the knocks on the public school system. What other job in the world do you have to take whatever raw material that shows up at your door (Each child and everything they have to deal with at home) and try to produce a productive citizen? You can't refuse to accept them, change their situation or background, or force parents to support you. Try making a good product in the business world when you really have no control.Sorry for the bitch session but......Lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowflake 0 #32 August 16, 2001 Quote Anyway, I think this thread is meant as good clean fun, so if you don't like it, don't fuckin well read it - oh yeah, and get yer head outta yer ass, tooWell I guess my sense of humor is to dry for you, I would say sorry but since you seem to be the one taking it seriously and not the one I was replying to I will not bother. Since the UK was the only country not being insulted I thought I would do the honors. I should worded it as such so I do apoligize r00tj00se........btw not everyone has the same sense of humor so learn to live with it Quote And just what is it that makes America the greatest country on the planet? The outragous amount of Americans who kill each other with guns each year? The high levels of inner-city crime? The racism that is so prominent? The fact that your "good old boys" spend trillions of dollars supporting an armed force that is the bully of the planet while you have families homeless and starving???Notice humor sometimes tends to ignore certain facts. I'm well aware of these issues, probably more so then most who post on this site and for damn sure more then youJG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schroeder 0 #33 August 16, 2001 "Besides what does Canada have that America wants?"Oil.Fresh water.Oh, you'll be back to the store, oh yes, you will....Just don't come to hold us up! Just pay a fair price, and everyone's happy.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
favaks 0 #34 August 16, 2001 I want Canadian women Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #36 August 16, 2001 Snowflake said: Quote . Since the UK was the only country not being insulted I thought I would do the honors. Um. Dude. English = UK. Just FYI. > TOP 10 REASONS FOR ENJOYING BEING ENGLISH > ------------------------------------------------------------------> 1. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah> 2. Proper beer> 3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket> 4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events> 5. Union jack underpants> 6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer> 7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.> 8. Late night drinking (is it 11 already??)> 9. Johnny Foreigner doesn't invade beaches in summer> 10. Beats being Welsh.> 10a. Or Scottish>Blues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #37 August 16, 2001 Fact is, where ever you're from, your country is just an accident of birth, We're all skydivers here & that's no accident!Some of the people on this thread sound like it's been too long since they've gotten a decent blowjob.I need another beer!Speed Racer"Come up to my lab,And see what's on the slab!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #38 August 16, 2001 Quote Well I guess my sense of humor is to dry for youSnowflake, if you were trying to be funny, then I'll stand down... Spectre, we've had this discussion before, and you and I are on opposite sides of the issue. You aren't gonna change my mind, and I'm certainly not gonna try to change yours. Yes, I will stay home in Canada, thank you very much. There are many people who live south of the border I like! Most of them, I have met on this website -- but knowing so many Americans have a gun in their possession prevents me from bringing my family to your country. i just read today that a 2 year old in Ohio was playing with his grandfathers GUN, and accidentally shot and killed him... that man would be alive today if you had stronger gun laws... Anyway, apart from the gun stuff, we share a lot of the same ideas - I can tell from the other stuff you've posted. So I'm not gonna rant anymore about my political views, and I'll stick to skydiving -- something where we CAN find some common ground... btw, I'm not gonna call you an "asshole" or "fucking stupid" because I don't share your point of view -- everyone is intitled to their own views, as long as it brings no harm to others. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #39 August 16, 2001 Quote . Since the UK was the only country not being insulted I thought I would do the honors. I'm English and all those things are what I'm proud of !! (Especially not being welsh as their version of a leisure centre is a sheep tied to a lamp post - how do I know? I lived there for about 10 years !!!) Don't pull low, unless you are Alex@SkydiveUPSC.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #40 August 17, 2001 Quote I'm English and all those things are what I'm proud of !! (Especially not being welsh as their version of a leisure centre is a sheep tied to a lamp post - how do I know? I lived there for about 10 years !!!)Well skydivemonkey, when in Rome.......Speed Racer"Come up to my lab,And see what's on the slab!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #41 August 17, 2001 Quote Well skydivemonkey, when in Rome....... When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When in Wales, get the hell out !!!! Don't pull low, unless you are Alex@SkydiveUPSC.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VivaHeadDown 0 #43 August 17, 2001 I pledge alligence, to the plane, that takes me above the clouds.And to the ripcord, for which it opens, my body, under canopy, until I land,to buy a round for all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ninja 0 #44 August 17, 2001 PEOPLE!Nationalism is stupid anyways! Whether or not "Canada" or the "UK" burnt down the whitehouse it does not matter! Same people. You had nothing to do with it! You weren't there to defend it americans and British or Canadians you didnt have anything to do with it either.. So don't get mad! I try to affiliate myself little with this country.. Or any country in general. Let's just be humans instead of proud nationalist people that had nothing to do with how their country is. Being thankful is cool where your from. But pride is dumb I think.!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowflake 0 #45 August 17, 2001 In reply to:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------. Since the UK was the only country not being insulted I thought I would do the honors. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Um. Dude. English = UK. Just FYI. > TOP 10 REASONS FOR ENJOYING BEING ENGLISH > ------------------------------------------------------------------> 1. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah> 2. Proper beer> 3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket> 4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events> 5. Union jack underpants> 6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer> 7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.> 8. Late night drinking (is it 11 already??)> 9. Johnny Foreigner doesn't invade beaches in summer> 10. Beats being Welsh.> 10a. Or ScottishI realize that England is part of the UK, no need to be insulting. That list sucks as an insult so I just rebutted the american one (it was real easy since I used to have this argument with a couple of English rugby players every thursday night for about a year)First of all this post shouldn't have been started because some people are a little to sensetive. If you're going read post then just be prepared for what happens. By the title you knew when you opened the thread that someone would be getting upset Just to let ya'll know if I had truly found the post insulting but not personally I wouldn't have dignified it with my time for a response, but as I stated earlier I was having fun(I really do get enough grief in my life I don't need to come here for more) now enough about me.Speedracer yes I do need a blowjob is that an offer?Iflyme well thanks for standing down, but maybe you should practice what you preach and not read it if you find it offensive. You can't can youI'll try and curb my humor since it seems to upset people sonow can't we all just get a bong err I mean a longJG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #46 August 17, 2001 In this case the little kid shot the grandparent.....Do I HAVE to do another raft dive??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #47 August 17, 2001 Quote Nationalism is stupid anyways! C'mon, Spec, let's get him! You bring the guns, and I'll bring ... something else!JUST KIDDING ... REALLY!!!!!Snowflake, you are right - we do get sensitive when national pride is at stake. I'll continue to insult your beer, but not your country! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #48 August 17, 2001 I rekon if everybody on earth were skydivers, there'd be a lot less trouble cos everybody has got something great in common. (And we'd need a lot of planes, and companies like PD and Icarus would be bigger than Microsoft !!) Don't pull low, unless you are Alex@SkydiveUPSC.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #49 August 17, 2001 spectre230, Quote People need to learn to read between the lines of what they read. Wrong, dude. Reading between the lines means that often you read something in there that is not meant or even thought of and is often not true...My grandaddy told me that years ago and it is still true today...FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #50 August 17, 2001 Where is MikeD10270 when you REALLY need him ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
