bluestar 0 #1 August 16, 2001 OK i have a decision to make and I need your help. The Man Show is shooting an episode at one of our fine adult nightclubs Friday and I was lucky enuf to be given passes. I am having a hard time deciding between going to the show or the DZ If I leave on Fri for the DZ I can get acouple of jumps in on Friday and jump all day Sat. If I go to the show I will have a great time, however, I wont get in till late, I wont get up early, and I will miss most of Sat at the DZ..I never thought anything would compare to skydiving but its the F$#@ING MAN SHOW.Help Me PleaseKevinPS Someone please explain to Teresa That It is Called "The MAN Show" not the "P-Whiped Henpecked Husband Show" and wifes are not invited unless they bring knee pads and fetch beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyer49 0 #2 August 16, 2001 your asking for help?? It's not the "Need Advice Show"....Cmon MAN...DZ will still be there on Sat!!!:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #3 August 16, 2001 GO TO THE MAN SHOW!! Unless a tornado or earthquake comes through your town, the DZ will be there next weekend, where as the Man Show will not. Just my $0.02. Remember, Girls jumping on trampolines. The Juggies. Beer. Comedy. Midgets. The list goes on and on.CHris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #5 August 16, 2001 I tend to agree with the rest GO TO THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Juggys!!!! BEER AND BABES!!!!! Liek everyone has said the DZ Will be there but "The Man Show" is in town maybe once!!!!!Gota jump baybay!! Blue Skies! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 August 16, 2001 Like Spectre said.....Juggies!!!!!!!!!!! Really not a difficult decision at all."I used to know a girl...She had two pierced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #7 August 16, 2001 OH whatever, fuck the man show! Skydiving is WAY more fun...I am surprised that they are just now getting around to going to a tittie bar, anyway. I don't mind the sexism *too much* but each show is like, the SAME. My ex used to watch it every time it came on, and it was the same always. Why don't you just mistreat your wife, fuck her in the ass, drink a beer and go jump?? geezus. Like this is even DEBATABLE!! Skydive or titties?? Go to the DZ, get someone drunk and have them show their titties!! Easy solution to a stupid problem.Hell I'll do a strip dance for you if that will help. Don't ever not go to the DZ if you can. Weather, karma and god knows what else will bite you in the ass. Wait! Here's an idea! Take a porno to the DZ. there ya go. Jump, get drunk and watch the pussy that way. Good grief. You men need some serious coaching. SisI don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluestar 0 #8 August 16, 2001 Ok The man Show it is!!! It sure would be nice if I had a nice DZ.com T to wear (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). This site needs some good swag, more porn would be good also. Hummm This is the only site I would ever go to then.Juggie BoundKevin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluestar 0 #9 August 16, 2001 ---------------------------Skydive or titties?? ---------------------------It was Skydiving or Juggies. there is a differanceKevin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 August 16, 2001 Sis, you can only have that attitude because you have titties. They are much more fascinating when you dont have your own to play with, look at, touch, feel.......Oh damn.......I'll be in the shower....BRB"I used to know a girl...She had two pierced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #12 August 16, 2001 Quote Why don't you just mistreat your wife, fuck her in the ass, drink a beer and go jump?? WOW!!You and I have the same idea of a good time!!Blues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 August 16, 2001 "Why don't you just mistreat your wife, fuck her in the ass, drink a beer and go jump??"HOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMaster Chief! "I used to know a girl...She had two pierced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #14 August 16, 2001 QuoteIt was Skydiving or Juggies. there is a differancewhat difference?? skydive or titties versus skydiving or juggies. sounds about the damn same to me!! And as far as me having that attitude because I have titties...you think b/c a woman has breasts she isn't fascinated with them? YA RIGHT! You said something about playing with them, sucking them,etc.: well me and Pammi and Merrick had this discussion on the way to Quincy (yeah I know, Merrick said he wished he could record us!) It is DAMN hard to suck your own tit. Trust me, I know. I'd rather just have someone else do it!! ;)hehe woohoo!!!!!!!!!!! sis playing her usual game! man i missed this forum while i was at quincy!!!!sisI don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 August 16, 2001 "I'd rather just have someone else do it!! ;)"Good plan!!!! I'll help ya out with that. Why are you on the serious train today?"I used to know a girl...She had two pierced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #16 August 16, 2001 QuoteWhy are you on the serious train today?Ahhh, SIGH...because I have PMS...honestly! I am not nearly as bad as some women,though! I just get really horny and for 2 days I get sensitive about stuff I read or watch....I cry during movies and defend newbies and lash out against the Man Show.... Scary, huh? At least I don't break plates or completely wig out, like I have seen some women do!! yikes! If I jump when I am "here" in this "state" I must only do fun jumps, no heavy RW or skills shit....if I fuck up I get bummed. OK FUCK! I just gave away my sensitive, and typical female side! grrr! lol PS - Oh yeah, combine all this with a little bit of mid-day drinking b/c I am SOOOO bored, and there you have it!need to jump need to jump need to jump!!! SisI don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Watcher 0 #17 August 16, 2001 Quote It is DAMN hard to suck your own tit. Trust me, I know. Depends somewhat on cup size doesn't? i mean a D of course is gonna be alot easier and more enjoyable than a B.Jonathan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #18 August 16, 2001 Shut up, Jonathan!! hehe Yeah, size matters (in this case) but from those I've talked to it still ain't that easy! You have been watching too much tv! LOLSisI don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluestar 0 #19 August 16, 2001 Re______________________________________________________________________________________________________Sis, you can only have that attitude because you have titties. They are much more fascinating when you dont have your own to play with, look at, touch, feel.......Oh damn.......I'll be in the shower....BRB______________________________________________________________________________________________________"This is Bob, Bob has Bitch tits"----Fight Club ROFLMAOAnd Sis for the record - Juggys are are not only the show trademark but symbolic of all things holy (LMAO just noticed the pun on review of post), not just tits. I also agree with u that tits are more fun on someone else than on onesself, allthough the occasional clothes pin............Have Fun, Be SafeKevin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #20 August 16, 2001 Damn, am I the only guy who will chime in for the DZ? Forget the stupid tv show. Of course, I've never seen it, but that doesn't matter. What do you think is going to happen there? Maybe you see some boobs. You go home, whack off. Nothing against that last part, but why do that when you can go to the DZ. There you may see boobs, may have a chance to actually hook up instead of taking care of yourself, and most important you CAN SKYDIVE!Damn. JustinFounder, Whuffo Conversion Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #21 August 16, 2001 You tell him Sis! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parduhn 0 #22 August 16, 2001 Freaksister, you are hilarious! My laughing here at work is going to get me in trouble and it's your fault... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #23 August 16, 2001 Quote Why don't you just mistreat your wife, fuck her in the ass, drink a beer and go jump?? DAMMIT! NOW you tell me that's an option! Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluestar 0 #24 August 16, 2001 RE"There you may see boobs, may have a chance to actually hook up 'Thw wife might have a problem w/ that. For the record she does not have a problem w/ me going. I'll just meet her at the DZ on Sat.CYaKevinPS. You should see the show. actually it should be required viewing in high school Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #25 August 16, 2001 Quote It is DAMN hard to suck your own tit. Trust me, I know. Hey, I've seen lots of women do it.. They sure make it look easy.. For a $5-10 cover charge, you could see it too! Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
