OmriMon 0 #1 August 16, 2001 Hey guys i need your help. (and some of your money)I'm making a charity fund called "Help Poor Omri Get To The USA"I realy want to go come play with u guys and i need u to help me get money for a flight ticket.So actually what i'm asking is your money!,any sum will be highly appreciated!! There r two ways i can get your money:1: Through Bid Pay, which is a little messy but if u really care u can figure it out 2: Is just mailing it to me, email me if u need my addressThanks!Free Skies,Omri A-38593 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #3 August 16, 2001 LOL @ Spectre! And bring 'em to Texas. We're planning to secede here in the next few months. ------------Blue Skies!Zennie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #4 August 16, 2001 Me too!Invest in the Buy Poor Lisa A Cypres Fund! I really really want one but Airtec doesn't sponsor many people and I just can't afford it. I need your money so I too can have something to turn on at the dz. I will gladly let you turn my Cypres on should we ever meet in person - benefactors with deeper pockets can even turn it off for me too.pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 August 16, 2001 Screw the Uzis. I want Stingers with the launch box......They are highly liquid on the international market. Or, maybe just a truckload of sym-tex. Either will do I guess."I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 August 16, 2001 Yeah yeah.....and the get Clay a Penis enlargement surgery.....Uhhh....shit....was that out loud?"I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #7 August 16, 2001 Just find some nice accomadating, well endowed chick to flash your pilot for extra altitude. Do a hop-n-pop and ride your chute to the US. Of course for that kind of altitude she'd have to be larger in the chestal area than Anna Nicole Smith.cielos azules y cerveza fría-Kevin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Watcher 0 #8 August 16, 2001 I need a CYPRES too. If your jumping with me and im falling out of control unconcious PLEASE swoop me (and not go low) and pull my reserve handle.Jonathan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowflake 0 #9 August 16, 2001 I will gladely buy you tickets to the US wednesday for a new rig today( I need a rig bad I'm tired of rentals)JG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #11 August 16, 2001 Look at Spec... trying to make a quick buck or two before he loses all of his toys Do I HAVE to do another raft dive??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #12 August 16, 2001 "Hey Clay,how much would you pay for a stinger?"Hmmm....If I can specify delivery anywhere. $50,000 a copy would be an off the cuff guess.....Hmmm....have any designs on vacationing in Thailand?"I used to know a girl...She had two pierced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #13 August 16, 2001 What are you people, a buncha damn COMMIES??!!If y'all were REAL Americans, you'd go ahead and buy it REGARDLESS of whether you could afford it! So haul out those credit cards! True Americans demand instant gratification! Buy now, Pay Later!!Don't forget: This country was built on credit & garish, runaway consumerism!!So get out there and spend!Speed Racer"Come up to my lab,And see what's on the slab!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #14 August 16, 2001 Ummm...no, this is called capitalism. You dont pay more than retail minus your profit margin....."I used to know a girl...She had two pierced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites spectre230 0 #15 August 16, 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #16 August 16, 2001 Quoteyou'd go ahead and buy it REGARDLESS of whether you could afford it!I've been jumping for eleven years... do you really think I have any credit left???? pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites spectre230 0 #17 August 16, 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveMonkey 0 #18 August 16, 2001 Quote I don't think I know any skydivers that have any credit left. I do - but then again I'm gonna buy a rig this weekend so I only got credit for the next 1 or 2 days . But I'll have my own rig Don't pull low, unless you are Alex@SkydiveUPSC.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VivaHeadDown 0 #19 August 17, 2001 The question shouldn't be "how much"if you have to ask, it's too much.Just wait until the credit card bill comes in the bill.What would the credit card company think if they saw STINGER MISSLE AND FULL GAS TANKER on the list of purchases? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PalmettoTiger 1 #20 August 17, 2001 QuoteI really really want one but Airtec doesn't sponsor many people I think their sponsorship numbers are low because people who actually demonstrate the CYPRES in action aren't very good role models.Blues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Aviatrr 0 #21 August 17, 2001 Quote I've been jumping for eleven years... do you really think I have any credit left???? Ya know, I guess I'm pretty damn lucky then.. I can't jump ENOUGH to spend all my money - much less dip into the credit.. Three rigs, jumping all I can(which isn't much) when I'm not working, and there is still a pile of money.. Hmmm.. What to do, what to do? Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Watcher 0 #22 August 17, 2001 Pay my Way.Jonathan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FallingMarc 0 #23 August 17, 2001 QuoteYa know, I guess I'm pretty damn lucky then.. I can't jump ENOUGH to spend all my money - much less dip into the credit.. Three rigs, jumping all I can(which isn't much) when I'm not working, and there is still a pile of money.. Hmmm.. What to do, what to do?COUGHpoorcollegestudentwithabrandnewAlicenceneedsarigsohecanaffordtojumpduringtheschoolyearCOUGH...Marc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #24 August 17, 2001 "ATF is present when one of those gets fired"Ohhh...you meant LEGALLY?????Hmmm.....federal law enforcement and I dont get along so good. We seem to differ on several points. Plus, they lost the last time we went a couple rounds so they are still pretty pissed at me. If you run into a dumb bitch named Special Agent Melissa Johnson kick her in the [bleep!] for me. P.S. Why the fuck would you want to waste a Stinger on a damn truck? If shot one of those I wanna see a 747 full of FARC rebels go down in flames!"I used to know a girl...She had two pierced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #25 August 17, 2001 "What would the credit card company think if they saw STINGER MISSLE AND FULL GAS TANKER on the list of purchases?"If it was my credit card it would blend in with the rest of the purchases. Now if it something "Groceries $100" they would call me immediately! LOL"I used to know a girl...She had two pierced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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freeflir29 0 #12 August 16, 2001 "Hey Clay,how much would you pay for a stinger?"Hmmm....If I can specify delivery anywhere. $50,000 a copy would be an off the cuff guess.....Hmmm....have any designs on vacationing in Thailand?"I used to know a girl...She had two pierced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #13 August 16, 2001 What are you people, a buncha damn COMMIES??!!If y'all were REAL Americans, you'd go ahead and buy it REGARDLESS of whether you could afford it! So haul out those credit cards! True Americans demand instant gratification! Buy now, Pay Later!!Don't forget: This country was built on credit & garish, runaway consumerism!!So get out there and spend!Speed Racer"Come up to my lab,And see what's on the slab!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 August 16, 2001 Ummm...no, this is called capitalism. You dont pay more than retail minus your profit margin....."I used to know a girl...She had two pierced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #16 August 16, 2001 Quoteyou'd go ahead and buy it REGARDLESS of whether you could afford it!I've been jumping for eleven years... do you really think I have any credit left???? pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #18 August 16, 2001 Quote I don't think I know any skydivers that have any credit left. I do - but then again I'm gonna buy a rig this weekend so I only got credit for the next 1 or 2 days . But I'll have my own rig Don't pull low, unless you are Alex@SkydiveUPSC.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VivaHeadDown 0 #19 August 17, 2001 The question shouldn't be "how much"if you have to ask, it's too much.Just wait until the credit card bill comes in the bill.What would the credit card company think if they saw STINGER MISSLE AND FULL GAS TANKER on the list of purchases? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #20 August 17, 2001 QuoteI really really want one but Airtec doesn't sponsor many people I think their sponsorship numbers are low because people who actually demonstrate the CYPRES in action aren't very good role models.Blues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #21 August 17, 2001 Quote I've been jumping for eleven years... do you really think I have any credit left???? Ya know, I guess I'm pretty damn lucky then.. I can't jump ENOUGH to spend all my money - much less dip into the credit.. Three rigs, jumping all I can(which isn't much) when I'm not working, and there is still a pile of money.. Hmmm.. What to do, what to do? Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Watcher 0 #22 August 17, 2001 Pay my Way.Jonathan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #23 August 17, 2001 QuoteYa know, I guess I'm pretty damn lucky then.. I can't jump ENOUGH to spend all my money - much less dip into the credit.. Three rigs, jumping all I can(which isn't much) when I'm not working, and there is still a pile of money.. Hmmm.. What to do, what to do?COUGHpoorcollegestudentwithabrandnewAlicenceneedsarigsohecanaffordtojumpduringtheschoolyearCOUGH...Marc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 August 17, 2001 "ATF is present when one of those gets fired"Ohhh...you meant LEGALLY?????Hmmm.....federal law enforcement and I dont get along so good. We seem to differ on several points. Plus, they lost the last time we went a couple rounds so they are still pretty pissed at me. If you run into a dumb bitch named Special Agent Melissa Johnson kick her in the [bleep!] for me. P.S. Why the fuck would you want to waste a Stinger on a damn truck? If shot one of those I wanna see a 747 full of FARC rebels go down in flames!"I used to know a girl...She had two pierced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 August 17, 2001 "What would the credit card company think if they saw STINGER MISSLE AND FULL GAS TANKER on the list of purchases?"If it was my credit card it would blend in with the rest of the purchases. Now if it something "Groceries $100" they would call me immediately! LOL"I used to know a girl...She had two pierced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
