mountainman 0 #1 August 14, 2001 This is not a very reassuring graph. Who knows how accurate it is.Either way...DAMN!!!What do you all think??--------------Our website...updated daily Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #2 August 14, 2001 What are you worried about?!?!?!? Laura jumps too! That ugly graph is for those of us married to whuffos. Boo-hoo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #3 August 14, 2001 MM,I only have one question...what about the other 3%? Geez, I am happily divorced and wondering if I should get married just to fit into the graph?? Any advice?? FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skySue 0 #4 August 15, 2001 I reckon that graph is pretty accurate (for people married to whuffos, like Dove said)..........and the 10% are just waiting for their divorce to be finalised! A friend of mine only found the courage to end her miserable marriage after she started skydiving. Part of the reason she started jumping was to try and escape from her situation. Then she realised that if she can jump out of a plane she can do anything/everything.FFF - marry a skydiver and then you won't fit the graph - We all know you don't like to 'fit in' to anyone else's normality.SueGo for it ALL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowflake 0 #5 August 15, 2001 It makes sense to me I've blown of 2 dates to date, cause I stayed to late at the DZ after the second I didn't get a third chance (I really didn't try that hard cause i knew what would happen goes something like this........"Hi....sorry about calling so late......yea I know it's almost 11, but I haven't eaten yet.......ok ok I'm so sorry (I really ain't) I should have called but the time just slipped away.........yea I guess it's a little late to go out for dinner......wanna go get a couple of cocktails.......yea I'm kinda tired too (how the fuck are you tired....you been sittin on your ass all day).......cool well maybe we can get together during the week....k bye.Skydiving has ruined my love life.......maybe I should consider joinig altiholics anonymous or better yet find a cool Skydiving mama. someone hurry up and start the Skydivers lonely hearts club and hook me up :PJG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #6 August 15, 2001 Quote ...or better yet find a cool Skydiving mama. Cool, I knew my user name would come in handy someday! Andrea"Up high, I feel like I'm alive for the very first time" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #7 August 15, 2001 What, am I the only single skydiver???Where are we on the graph??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #8 August 15, 2001 FallinWoman,Quote What, am I the only single skydiver??? Where are we on the graph??? No dear, you are not the only single skydiver...just one of the few lucky ones...tee-hee...FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rodeochic 0 #9 August 15, 2001 QuoteA friend of mine only found the courage to end her miserable marriage after she started skydiving. Part of the reason she started jumping was to try and escape from her situation. Then she realised that if she can jump out of a plane she can do anything/everything.Sounds just like my situation. I was unhappily married for years, but had just accepted the fact that I was gonna be miserable for the rest of my life. Once I started jumping I had a whole new outlook on life and am now happily divorced!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #10 August 15, 2001 To put this in perspective, I don't think that chart is far off the national average whether it's skydivers or not. cielos azules y cerveza fría-Kevin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #11 August 15, 2001 Just remember guys....performing anal sex on a regular basis gives you the upper hand in the relationship. Thats how I ended up divorced. I hadn't kept up that ritual and the ex got all snooty and forgot her place."I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #12 August 15, 2001 Snowflake....Skymama is pretty cool too!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #13 August 15, 2001 Yeah, I gotta say that's kinda stupid that they left out the "never married" folks...Glad I'm not part of the divorced or unhappily married groups!SisPS - Clay...TMI TMI!!! Before you judge me, take a look at you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #14 August 15, 2001 Quote Skymama is pretty cool too!!! Thanks, Lisa! That's quite a compliment coming from a cool chick like you- you're awesome!Andrea"Up high, I feel like I'm alive for the very first time" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snowflake 0 #15 August 15, 2001 QuoteSkymama is pretty cool too!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks, Lisa! That's quite a compliment coming from a cool chick like you- you're awesome!either of you interested in relocating to Austin and living in sin with me. I promise a life filled with jumping, sex, and beer!!! (can you ask for more)........wait is that sex, jumping, and beer!!!!.....either way I think you know what I meanJG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #16 August 15, 2001 Quoteeither of you interested in relocating to Austin and living in sin with me I just want to know, Snowflake, what are you going to do if we both say yes? The two of us might be too much for you to handle!Andrea"Up high, I feel like I'm alive for the very first time" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #17 August 15, 2001 "The two of us might be too much for you to handle!"Ahhh...but what a way to go! I can see it now. The victim was apparently smothered by two very nice muffs. We have pictures of the murder weapons in the file. It was apparently a crime of passion. The undertaker is going to have one hell of a time getting that smile of the dead guys face."I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dar 0 #18 August 15, 2001 You're SICK Clay... SICK... SICK... SICK...Will you marry me?Dar"Don't let the world bring you downNot everyone here is that fucked up and cold" - Incubus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #19 August 15, 2001 "Will you marry me?" - DarOnly if you are Rich, under 50, and freaky and disgusting."I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snowflake 0 #20 August 15, 2001 QuoteI just want to know, Snowflake, what are you going to do if we both say yes? The two of us might be too much for you to handle!I would probably be way to much for just one of you, but with two it would be just right.....besides 2 skydiving hotties like ya'll is every red blooded males dream......I say bring it onnote (Everything is big in Texas especially me >Insert Evil Grin Here<)JG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #21 August 15, 2001 Teach me to come home and not log on ASAP. Snowflake if you think you can handlt the two of us you are definitely a REAL MAN. Skymama, think we can handle him?? I do!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #22 August 15, 2001 Snowflake, how do you know we are hotties?????????We could be your worst nightmare!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snowflake 0 #23 August 15, 2001 QuoteSnowflake, how do you know we are hotties?????????We could be your worst nightmare!!!!!!!!I try to score points and you just cut me down. In public even!!! Well missy I'm psychic thats how I know. I used to work for Cleo on the psychic hot line so nyah. I know andrea is cause I saw her picture All women are beautiful(ok that is going to far I better stop now)JG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #24 August 15, 2001 I was just asking definitely not to get you upset. Anyway if you saw her pic then you most likely saw mine too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snowflake 0 #25 August 15, 2001 QuoteTeach me to come home and not log on ASAP. This is too easy( just take your sentence and substitute a few words)I'll teach you that when you get home your gonna cum and I'll use more then just my log........ROTFLMAOJG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
PhillyKev 0 #10 August 15, 2001 To put this in perspective, I don't think that chart is far off the national average whether it's skydivers or not. cielos azules y cerveza fría-Kevin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 August 15, 2001 Just remember guys....performing anal sex on a regular basis gives you the upper hand in the relationship. Thats how I ended up divorced. I hadn't kept up that ritual and the ex got all snooty and forgot her place."I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #12 August 15, 2001 Snowflake....Skymama is pretty cool too!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #13 August 15, 2001 Yeah, I gotta say that's kinda stupid that they left out the "never married" folks...Glad I'm not part of the divorced or unhappily married groups!SisPS - Clay...TMI TMI!!! Before you judge me, take a look at you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #14 August 15, 2001 Quote Skymama is pretty cool too!!! Thanks, Lisa! That's quite a compliment coming from a cool chick like you- you're awesome!Andrea"Up high, I feel like I'm alive for the very first time" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowflake 0 #15 August 15, 2001 QuoteSkymama is pretty cool too!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Thanks, Lisa! That's quite a compliment coming from a cool chick like you- you're awesome!either of you interested in relocating to Austin and living in sin with me. I promise a life filled with jumping, sex, and beer!!! (can you ask for more)........wait is that sex, jumping, and beer!!!!.....either way I think you know what I meanJG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #16 August 15, 2001 Quoteeither of you interested in relocating to Austin and living in sin with me I just want to know, Snowflake, what are you going to do if we both say yes? The two of us might be too much for you to handle!Andrea"Up high, I feel like I'm alive for the very first time" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 August 15, 2001 "The two of us might be too much for you to handle!"Ahhh...but what a way to go! I can see it now. The victim was apparently smothered by two very nice muffs. We have pictures of the murder weapons in the file. It was apparently a crime of passion. The undertaker is going to have one hell of a time getting that smile of the dead guys face."I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dar 0 #18 August 15, 2001 You're SICK Clay... SICK... SICK... SICK...Will you marry me?Dar"Don't let the world bring you downNot everyone here is that fucked up and cold" - Incubus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 August 15, 2001 "Will you marry me?" - DarOnly if you are Rich, under 50, and freaky and disgusting."I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowflake 0 #20 August 15, 2001 QuoteI just want to know, Snowflake, what are you going to do if we both say yes? The two of us might be too much for you to handle!I would probably be way to much for just one of you, but with two it would be just right.....besides 2 skydiving hotties like ya'll is every red blooded males dream......I say bring it onnote (Everything is big in Texas especially me >Insert Evil Grin Here<)JG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #21 August 15, 2001 Teach me to come home and not log on ASAP. Snowflake if you think you can handlt the two of us you are definitely a REAL MAN. Skymama, think we can handle him?? I do!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #22 August 15, 2001 Snowflake, how do you know we are hotties?????????We could be your worst nightmare!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowflake 0 #23 August 15, 2001 QuoteSnowflake, how do you know we are hotties?????????We could be your worst nightmare!!!!!!!!I try to score points and you just cut me down. In public even!!! Well missy I'm psychic thats how I know. I used to work for Cleo on the psychic hot line so nyah. I know andrea is cause I saw her picture All women are beautiful(ok that is going to far I better stop now)JG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #24 August 15, 2001 I was just asking definitely not to get you upset. Anyway if you saw her pic then you most likely saw mine too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowflake 0 #25 August 15, 2001 QuoteTeach me to come home and not log on ASAP. This is too easy( just take your sentence and substitute a few words)I'll teach you that when you get home your gonna cum and I'll use more then just my log........ROTFLMAOJG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
