skreamer 1 #1 August 15, 2001 Hi guysThis is a question on behalf of a friend who wishes to remain anonymous. Lets just call him Remmick. Anyway, Remmick has recently found himself in the market for a wheel-chair and would like some advice. He used to ride moto cross so he feels fairly confident he can handle a fairly highly loaded wheel-chair (definitely something cross-braced!). Anybody got any ideas of what he should get? At the moment his wife Mappi is having to haul his fat ass wherever he wants to go and she is getting pretty pissed off.../s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #2 August 15, 2001 Oh no! Not Remmick too!?!?Merrick's SCR Ceremony Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #3 August 15, 2001 Yep, just be glad you're not his wife, Pammi! Apparently Remmick had a pretty hard landing too, but his happened in the bedroom when he came in for a hard dock and missed his slot.... Apparently now poor Mappi has to invest in Viagra because Remmick is suffering from PLF (Penis Lifting Failure).Its really terrible I tell you, I'm just glad that that didn't happen to you and Merrick!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Pammi 0 #4 August 15, 2001 ROFLMAO!! Oh geez, I'm so blonde sometimes!! Yeah! Good thing it wasn't Merrick and I, eh?! LOL! (Hard dock and missed slot? OUCH!)Merrick's SCR Ceremony Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #5 August 15, 2001 Skreamer,I think these are pretty cool. I'm sure Remmick would like the second one. Flowers not included.As for his other issue, all the information he needs is right here. Perhaps Remmick should take up a new hobby. JustinFounder, Whuffo Conversion Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #6 August 15, 2001 Pammi....we know your real color now for sure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #7 August 15, 2001 The Candy apple red one is sweeeeeettt!Pammi- Is the carpet the same color as the drapes?"I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #8 August 15, 2001 QuoteAt the moment his wife Mappi is having to haul his fat ass wherever he wants to go and she is getting pretty pissed off...Yeah well, how do you think his friend Aprilia (couldn't help that one, nice bike) felt at Quincy? 'EH? Wasn't just Mappi driving his happy ass around!! Although, Mappi did have to do more of the work than Aprilia did! SIGH..................FRIENDS!! YOU GOTTA LOVE 'EM!!! Sis Before you judge me, take a look at you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Pammi 0 #9 August 15, 2001 QuotePammi- Is the carpet the same color as the drapes?LOL! Nope! I actually tried making 'em pink when I did the 'drapes' pink before, but it didn't take so well...I'd have to bleach em out first and that's way more hassle then just shaving off the evidence :)Merrick's SCR Ceremony Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #10 August 15, 2001 Quotethat's way more hassle then just shaving off the evidence Oooh...good idea!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #11 August 15, 2001 "then just shaving off the evidence "-PammiUmm...I'll be in the shower for the next couple minutes......LMAO"I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #12 August 15, 2001 Clay, you might just be surprised at how many women do that! Andrea"Up high, I feel like I'm alive for the very first time" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #13 August 15, 2001 "you might just be surprised at how many women do that!"And why havent I seen these women naked? I hate getting hair stuck in my throat, teeth, forehead, ears.......... "I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyDekker 1,465 #14 August 15, 2001 QuoteAnd why havent I seen these women naked? I hate getting hair stuck in my throat, teeth, forehead, ears..........I'm with you on that one Clay, there should be no evidence SkyDekker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #15 August 15, 2001 I don't know, Clay! I can't give you dating advice on how to find a shaved muff. It's like finding the good prize in the cracker jack box, I guess. Andrea"Up high, I feel like I'm alive for the very first time" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #16 August 15, 2001 What a first date that would make.......So have you ever been married? What do you do for work? Is your box shaved? Just the usual questions............."I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PalmettoTiger 1 #17 August 15, 2001 Quotethat's way more hassle then just shaving off the evidence Why I'll never dye my hair - reason number two.Blues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PalmettoTiger 1 #18 August 15, 2001 QuoteClay, you might just be surprised at how many women do that! Wait a sec - how is it that Andrea has inspected more, um, "carpets" than Clay?Blues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PalmettoTiger 1 #19 August 15, 2001 QuoteI hate getting hair stuck in my throat, teeth, forehead, earsQ: How do you get rid of unwanted pubic hair?. ...A: "Ptuh! Ptuh!"Blues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #20 August 16, 2001 Quote - how is it that Andrea has inspected more, um, "carpets" than Clay? Gee whiz, PT...I go off to work a sweet and innocent young thing and I come back home and all the sudden I'm a "carpet" inspector!! Just to make the recond straight, I've done NO inspecting. You know us girls, we talk about everything, so of course we would talk about stuff like shaving vs. waxing and all that. (oh, I'm SO grossed out!)Clay, you just go ahead and ask a girl about her muff on the first date. I'm sure she'd love the attention to detail that you have. Let us know how it works out for ya! Andrea"Up high, I feel like I'm alive for the very first time" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites spectre230 0 #21 August 16, 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #22 August 16, 2001 "Let us know how it works out for ya!"Ya know....that gives me a great new idea. I'll have to practice a lot so I can do it with a straight face. "I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #23 August 16, 2001 Quote Have wax,will travel. No wax for me, Spectre. Have you ever had hot wax poured on your hair follicles and then RIPPED off? It hurts like hell, especially down there! Now, if you have a razor and gel....Andrea"Up high, I feel like I'm alive for the very first time" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #24 August 16, 2001 yeah well fuck.you know, the first time you shave it ALL off, it looks funny, but then you get used to it and later, hair looks funny! How funny......................................Sis ( I want to jump! This dz.com shit sucks) Before you judge me, take a look at you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #25 August 16, 2001 "yeah well fuck"-SisUhhh.......Now?"I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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Pammi 0 #4 August 15, 2001 ROFLMAO!! Oh geez, I'm so blonde sometimes!! Yeah! Good thing it wasn't Merrick and I, eh?! LOL! (Hard dock and missed slot? OUCH!)Merrick's SCR Ceremony Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #5 August 15, 2001 Skreamer,I think these are pretty cool. I'm sure Remmick would like the second one. Flowers not included.As for his other issue, all the information he needs is right here. Perhaps Remmick should take up a new hobby. JustinFounder, Whuffo Conversion Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #6 August 15, 2001 Pammi....we know your real color now for sure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 August 15, 2001 The Candy apple red one is sweeeeeettt!Pammi- Is the carpet the same color as the drapes?"I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #8 August 15, 2001 QuoteAt the moment his wife Mappi is having to haul his fat ass wherever he wants to go and she is getting pretty pissed off...Yeah well, how do you think his friend Aprilia (couldn't help that one, nice bike) felt at Quincy? 'EH? Wasn't just Mappi driving his happy ass around!! Although, Mappi did have to do more of the work than Aprilia did! SIGH..................FRIENDS!! YOU GOTTA LOVE 'EM!!! Sis Before you judge me, take a look at you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #9 August 15, 2001 QuotePammi- Is the carpet the same color as the drapes?LOL! Nope! I actually tried making 'em pink when I did the 'drapes' pink before, but it didn't take so well...I'd have to bleach em out first and that's way more hassle then just shaving off the evidence :)Merrick's SCR Ceremony Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #10 August 15, 2001 Quotethat's way more hassle then just shaving off the evidence Oooh...good idea!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 August 15, 2001 "then just shaving off the evidence "-PammiUmm...I'll be in the shower for the next couple minutes......LMAO"I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #12 August 15, 2001 Clay, you might just be surprised at how many women do that! Andrea"Up high, I feel like I'm alive for the very first time" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 August 15, 2001 "you might just be surprised at how many women do that!"And why havent I seen these women naked? I hate getting hair stuck in my throat, teeth, forehead, ears.......... "I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #14 August 15, 2001 QuoteAnd why havent I seen these women naked? I hate getting hair stuck in my throat, teeth, forehead, ears..........I'm with you on that one Clay, there should be no evidence SkyDekker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #15 August 15, 2001 I don't know, Clay! I can't give you dating advice on how to find a shaved muff. It's like finding the good prize in the cracker jack box, I guess. Andrea"Up high, I feel like I'm alive for the very first time" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 August 15, 2001 What a first date that would make.......So have you ever been married? What do you do for work? Is your box shaved? Just the usual questions............."I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #17 August 15, 2001 Quotethat's way more hassle then just shaving off the evidence Why I'll never dye my hair - reason number two.Blues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #18 August 15, 2001 QuoteClay, you might just be surprised at how many women do that! Wait a sec - how is it that Andrea has inspected more, um, "carpets" than Clay?Blues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #19 August 15, 2001 QuoteI hate getting hair stuck in my throat, teeth, forehead, earsQ: How do you get rid of unwanted pubic hair?. ...A: "Ptuh! Ptuh!"Blues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #20 August 16, 2001 Quote - how is it that Andrea has inspected more, um, "carpets" than Clay? Gee whiz, PT...I go off to work a sweet and innocent young thing and I come back home and all the sudden I'm a "carpet" inspector!! Just to make the recond straight, I've done NO inspecting. You know us girls, we talk about everything, so of course we would talk about stuff like shaving vs. waxing and all that. (oh, I'm SO grossed out!)Clay, you just go ahead and ask a girl about her muff on the first date. I'm sure she'd love the attention to detail that you have. Let us know how it works out for ya! Andrea"Up high, I feel like I'm alive for the very first time" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 August 16, 2001 "Let us know how it works out for ya!"Ya know....that gives me a great new idea. I'll have to practice a lot so I can do it with a straight face. "I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #23 August 16, 2001 Quote Have wax,will travel. No wax for me, Spectre. Have you ever had hot wax poured on your hair follicles and then RIPPED off? It hurts like hell, especially down there! Now, if you have a razor and gel....Andrea"Up high, I feel like I'm alive for the very first time" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #24 August 16, 2001 yeah well fuck.you know, the first time you shave it ALL off, it looks funny, but then you get used to it and later, hair looks funny! How funny......................................Sis ( I want to jump! This dz.com shit sucks) Before you judge me, take a look at you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 August 16, 2001 "yeah well fuck"-SisUhhh.......Now?"I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-EverclearClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
