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Albatross

Blemishes for the Big Dance

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Maybe it is just my karma but it seems that I can never be in top shape for the big dance. Just before my prom I got the chicken pocs and now this. SO everyone know that Sat is the big DZ.com west coast boggie and all the truely hot women will be there. So I am training last night and my friend busts up my face. I am now sporting 5 stiches in my lip and a nasty fat lip. I guess that I am going to have to rely on my personality (sleeping alone again).
Anyone ever jump with facial sutures? Any thing I should know?
Ready, Set, GOOOOOOO
Albatross

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So I am training last night and my friend busts up my face. I am now sporting 5 stiches in my lip and a nasty fat lip.

Al: What were you and your "friend" training for?;) With friends like that who needs enemies?! :S
Hope you have a good time this weekend - don't know about flying with stitches, I'd recommend a really secure bandage or a full face helmet.
Diva

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What were you and your "friend" training for

Lets see what YOU think

What the heck was Al training for???
Full contact french kissing
He actually got in a brawl about whether Bud Light was less filling or better tasting with the local football team at the bar last nite
he wasnt really training, he just got caught up with this girl with some funky piercings...:o

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Anyone ever jump with facial sutures? Any thing I should know?

I was knocked unconscious in 1991 while videoing a 12-way star at a demo. The idiot hit me in a head-down no-lift dive. End result was a 2nd degree left shoulder dislocation (which popped back in), broken camera helmet, and me biting right through my lower lip on the right side. I woke back up at 8,000 feet (we jumped from 18k), dumped at 3k, and landed with both toggles in my right hand (away from the crowd; I was covered in blood). My buddy Ray Porterfield and I went to the med station and I got cleaned up and had five stitches put in my lip. I have video of me trying to eat a hot dog ten minutes later. One hour after that, we got back on the plane (Coast Guard C-130) and jumped again. My shoulder was killing me, but I was not about to miss a free skydive! Needless to say, I didn't jump video on that jump. Later in the day, they flew us all back to Raeford and we jumped in. My wife was incredulous: "what the hell happened to you?" "Just another day at the office, dear" LOL!
Anyway, the stiches in my lip didn't bother me at all. It tickled as a matter of fact! You can't see the scar from the outside, but I can certainly still feel it with my tongue.
Chuck

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Albi sorry to hear you got hurt...hope you are ok. I'm not going to be there obviously, but from what I hear I don't think you'll have to worry about the chick NOT think of you as eye candy...stitches and all. Maybe they will give you some TLC to make you feel better.
One of you chicks make sure to give Albi a kiss for me since I've always heard a kiss will make it better!!
You guys have a blast this weekend....but no more stitches.

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Great conversation starter, and a scar in the making, to boot.....makes things interesting. At least you will be easily identified now.
Don't worry, you will have enough Wild West Medicine to make all the owies go away. But I do think you should stop hitting on those chicks with full metal braces....
:)Michele

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If it will make you feel any better I will be over at Perris tomorrow night and I promise to give ya a great big hug...Although I am not top notch I tell myself I am lol...but hey what can I lose...just don't throw me in the pool...perris guys have a tendancy to do that to me...bastards...lol...I think it's cause I strip down anyways lol blue ones...and hey good luck with the attempt...I'll be jumping Elsinore tomorrow...AND making my 200th jump yahooo!!!! Gee maybe I should jump clothed!!!...yeah right! cya tomorrow!!!
**BLUE ONES**
BITE ME.... :P

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