cyberskydive 0 #1 July 20, 2001 Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery andall of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might beout of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "Itis better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than beselfish and worry about my liver." -by Jack Handy> >> I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in themorning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. -Frank Sinatra> >> An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with hisfools.> -Ernest Hemingway> >> A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thankher.> -W.C. Fields> >> When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. > -HennyYoungman> >> 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? -Stephen Wright> >> When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When wefall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! - Brian O'Rourke> >> Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. > -BenjaminFranklin> >> Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind isbeer.> Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheeldoes not go nearly as well with pizza. -Dave Barry> >> Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!> >> Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.> >> To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.C-28534http://www.sunraydesigns.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #2 July 20, 2001 "Beer Goggles" They Turn Bow into WOW!"sis It isn't brave if you aren't scared... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #3 July 20, 2001 Quote"Beer Goggles" They Turn Bow into WOW!"yup, they worked on you didn't they??Oooh, DAMN!!! that had to hurtouch, pull it out...my throat isn't big enough for my WHOLE LEG!!!i'm in for it now, eh babe?!!Kahurangi e Mahearangi,Pyke NZPF A - 2584USPA C- ????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #4 July 20, 2001 nah you just brainwashed me beer wasn't necessary...ever thought of becoming a spy for the CIA? they can always use good liars...sis It isn't brave if you aren't scared... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #5 July 20, 2001 Ouch pyke!!! how does shoe leather taste?MarcA-38578 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DZBone 0 #6 July 20, 2001 Quoteyup, they worked on you didn't they??Really, Sis, you must have had A TON of beer to go for that wanker.Oh, hi, Pyke! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #7 July 20, 2001 Wow, LIAR, WANKER...how much more do you think it would take to get Pammi in here to flame me. That should make for some interesting reading.I haven't been told what an absolutely BAD person I am in so long.'ere fishy, fishy, fishy....'ere fishy, fishy, fishy!I love you guys, thanks!!Kahurangi e Mahearangi,Pyke NZPF A - 2584USPA C- ????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClayFowler 0 #8 July 21, 2001 In the immortal words of Homer Simpson..."MMMMMMMMMMMMM.....Beer....UUUUGGHHGHGHGBGLLLLLLL""Beer is just like a woman....they smell good. They taste good AND PRETTY SOON YOU"LL STEP OVER YOUR OWN MOTHER TO GET ONE!!!!!" ( during his talk with Bart) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
