Macaulay 0 #1 July 10, 2001 Put "straddle" style benches on a skyvan. The green light will be on for not even a second when you hear, "go around!" Just being dirty for no reason...- Macaulay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #2 July 10, 2001 Is your last name "Caulkin" ??? You know, like "Home Alone?" Um hummm It isn't brave if you aren't scared... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macaulay 0 #3 July 10, 2001 My namesake originates from the Macaulay of whom you speak. I dyed my hair blonde one day. I showed up to the DZ. Grasshopper addressed me as "Macaulay". I answered. It was the mistake that would haunt me for the rest of my days.- Macaulay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 July 10, 2001 Usually skygod hunters attrack their female Whuffo prey with the bait of free beer...It's like watching "Crocadile hunter"... *aussie accent* "Alright, what we got here at the edge of the packing area is a prime example of the native female whuffo. As you can see, the male skygod is hunting it's prey, the whuffo. Even though we are close, we are safe, since the male skygod doesn't have any poison or teeth to attack us with. Even less to fear is the male skygod's bloody small *canopy* compared to the newer born male skydivers. Yes, the only thing to worry about when dealing with the typical male skygod is funneled exits, crashed formations and the tendency for the male skygod species to scare away the tender and unsuspecting female of the whuffo species. Crimmy!"AggieDave '02-------------Blue Skies and Gig'em Ags!BTHO t.u. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #5 July 10, 2001 ha ha hathe most funny thing i saw for ages is the start of dr dollitle 2 where he gets attack by the gator, sorry but no-one here knows much about him and we all think he is a wanker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #6 July 10, 2001 Like I said earlier...you are a jerk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cacophony 0 #7 July 10, 2001 It would have to be a plane that vibrates a little more such as a Beech 18 or a Beaver (no pun intended).Safe landings,Alex D-23912 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #8 July 10, 2001 Or a Super Twin Bo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #9 July 10, 2001 Steve, did you REALLY have to go there??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #10 July 10, 2001 Ah, the vibrating plane convo crops up again....We have one ourselves, Turbolet 410...wow, some turbo ...he heh...Never feel scared on ride up to altitude cos it's so....mmm...soooooothing Vibrating mobile phones have nuffin on this.Ex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #11 July 10, 2001 [steps on soapbox]Um, how about you boys acting like real men.....sorta lol (but not really?) And how about you guys looking to us women not as "prey", but as people?And how about you guys not caring if we have makeup on or our nails polished, but how big our hearts are, and how fun we can be? Or how about not thinking about how much a plane vibrates but how wonderful the sky is?Like any "prey"", we will take incredible evasive action to save our skins. It is when we sense danger that we run. If you can't get a good woman, look at the men who have not responded to this thread..... [climbs down from the soapbox, thinking these guys are, like, teenagers or something....]Good morning! Sorry for the terse response, but it's still early for me and I haven't had enough coffee. If I could have thought of a nicer way to say it, I would have. But wishing you ciel bleu nonetheless.....Michele Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macaulay 0 #12 July 10, 2001 QuoteSteve, did you REALLY have to go there???HAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!! No. :)- Macaulay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #13 July 10, 2001 You tell 'em girl.Such pigs. Not to self stay away from swine -- they stink. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #14 July 10, 2001 Haven't you women figured out yet that no matter what guys do it revolves around sex? That's not to say that we skydive to hook up or take away from our love of skydiving. Hell, we put as much emphasis on scoping out hotties whether we're grocery shopping, at a nudie bar, at the dz, or at the dentist. It's just an uncontrollable fact of life. Now that you know the truth, you can either go lesbo, go celibate, or accept it as the nature of the beast. Gotta go, cute girl walking past my desk. cielos azules y cerveza fría-KevinNote - After seeing the animosity toward Macauley I just want to state for the record that this was meant as a sarcastic commentary. Take seriously at your own risk.Edited by PhillyKev on 7/10/01 02:29 PM. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macaulay 0 #15 July 10, 2001 I'd hate to see commentary from a lot of these girls on the portrayal of women in the Chronicles and Quincy videos.- Macaulay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #16 July 11, 2001 Lisa,Quote Like I said earlier...you are a jerk. Wow, you still calling people that don't agree with you names?? I thought you would have grown up by now...tee-hee...(breaks out flame proof underwear cause I know she's gonna e-mail me again, telling me that I am mean)...bwaaaahahahahaha...FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MudDonna 0 #17 July 11, 2001 All you have to do is build a drop zone in Monroe, Louisiana, and they will come. Trust me. It's a college town with lots of young women. Ok, so I'm desperate for a DZ nearby. It could happen though. I'd go. I'm not fugly. Please, someone, anyone, build a DZ in Monroe or northern Louisiana for crying out loud. I'd go... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #18 July 11, 2001 Mac said he was a jerk...nothing wrong with agreeing....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macaulay 0 #19 July 11, 2001 Aaahhh... at last! We agree on something! :)- Macaulay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #20 July 11, 2001 Don't get used to it. In this case you were 100% right on about yourself! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macaulay 0 #21 July 11, 2001 QuoteIn this case you were 100% right on about yourself!As well I should be. Uh-oh... that's two for two. I'm getting used to it! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!- Macaulay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #22 July 11, 2001 Mac,Two for two...way to go, dude...But she is right about one thing...don't get used to it...One more thing - have ya ever noticed that when people point a finger at ya, on a normal basis, it has three fingers pointing back at themselves?? Only hidden in the palm of their hand?? Does this mean they don't want to look at themselves so they draw attention to others with their actions?? Inquiring minds want to know...tee-hee...FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macaulay 0 #23 July 11, 2001 Naw... it's just an easy way to isolate the finger that they're pointing at you.- Macaulay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #24 July 11, 2001 hey i am a teenager but i can get the women, i dont treat them like crap, i like them without the makup but i did post on this oh and i dopnt like planes that vibrate it usually means they are fuken noisy as well Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
