Jessica 0 #1 June 12, 2001 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!Whew, I feel a lot better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #2 June 12, 2001 Anyone want to take bets on how long it will take FFF to offer to make her 'feel better?' Blues, Squares,PTiger*insert sub-100 character sig here* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #3 June 13, 2001 QuoteAnyone want to take bets on how long it will take FFF to offer to make her 'feel better?'i'll give him less than a day!! i wonder how creative he'll be this time?"if dreams are like movies, then memories are like films about ghosts"-counting crows Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloud9 0 #4 June 13, 2001 I can't help it!I just love when the women on top of me screams like that! Of course right now I have a couple of guys running interference Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #5 June 13, 2001 Ok Jessica, what's gotten you so riled up? Haven't been for a jump lately...? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #6 June 13, 2001 QuoteHaven't been for a jump lately...?Haven't been for a jump lately, haven't been for a LOT of things lately. IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT AND I THINK YOU DO. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #7 June 13, 2001 QuoteHaven't been for a jump lately, haven't been for a LOT of things lately. IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT is there anything i can do to help?? "if dreams are like movies, then memories are like films about ghosts"-counting crows Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #8 June 14, 2001 Quotehaven't been for a LOT of things latelyI hate it when that happens!!! But how is this possible??? I thought women were able to get THAT at a moments notice - a drop of the proverbial hat!?!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #9 June 14, 2001 Quoteis there anything i can do to help?? You know there is, baby. Next time you're in town...QuoteI thought women were able to get THAT at a moments notice - a drop of the proverbial hat!?!?Well, we can. But I'm picky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #10 June 14, 2001 I guess I'll NEVER understand women -- it would seem to me that the only thing WORSE than not getting any, would be getting "The Texas Wing-Thing"............Poor Jess -- did you ever do your "Thanks, Don" jump ?The PLF Colonel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #11 June 14, 2001 Quoteit would seem to me that the only thing WORSE than not getting any, would be getting "The Texas Wing-Thing"............Just jump to conclusions, why don'tcha!! Maybe we're just going to "talk." Anyway, I'm a sucker for crew cuts. Quotedid you ever do your "Thanks, Don" jump?Ha!! Not yet -- I have to dig out my Stars jersey and make a sign that says "WINGS SUCK LIKE A HOOVER!!" I'm thinking about using glitter paint. Think it would hold up in freefall? I'll send you a photo. *SMOOOOCH!* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #12 June 14, 2001 Kingie:I'll volunteer to try and explain women (it can't be done, we're all different), if you'll try and explain men! There was a cute joke going around (I can't find it now) about how women analyze things (done or said) and men just take it for what it's worth. Not true! I find myself more and more trying to elaborate on where I'm coming from (things I didn't think men gave a hoot about). Even went so far as to do it in Portugese!!! DUH!! Completely Clueless!! I don't need another "Friend" and I don't need an every-other-weekend nookie run. . .I want the one that I found that's 230 lbs., 6' 2", all muscle with a 50" chest, and butt cheeks that could crack a walnut!!!!Stand back . . UUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!Ahhhha, the new mating call of the skydiving women!!Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #13 June 14, 2001 Hey Jess --You and Diva are TOO much ! (makes me wonder why I don't have dual residency in Texas and Virginia.....)AND, you two can stop with the "Angela Jolie" thing.......for Chrissakes, it's hard enough pushing the other guys out of the way to drink at the trough, without having to fight the women also !The PLF Admiral Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #14 June 14, 2001 QuoteAND, you two can stop with the "Angela Jolie" thing...Hey, I like what I like. And her, it's hard not to like. Grr. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #15 June 14, 2001 Kingie: We can appreciate a beautiful woman as well as any man. That doesn't mean that we have to actually lay hands on her. I'd actually start with a really soft kiss right behind the ear lobe and work my way down her neck until I reached her nice firm and perk boobies where I'd pause . . . woops!! See what not having a man around can do!! Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADRNALN 0 #16 June 14, 2001 Thats it, between these two Texas women (Wow wouldn't that be nice) I can't help myself. I am going right to monster.com and seeing what jobs there are in Texas for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #17 June 14, 2001 Quotebetween these two Texas women...No no honey, I'm the Texan. Diva's a Virginian (hee hee)! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #18 June 14, 2001 Should I tell him . . . I live in "the virginias"!! Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #19 June 14, 2001 Wow, between Jessica, Diva, JKayAus, Pammi, mouth, and Freaksis, you've got all the guys surfing this forum with one hand now!!! Speed Racer"De plaene!! De plaene!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #20 June 14, 2001 Quoteyou've got all the guys surfing this forum with one hand now!!!Aren't you at work right now, you naughty naughty boy?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #21 June 15, 2001 That was amusing yesterday, so I'm going to bumb this back to the top and see if and where it'll lead us today! It's Friday, so we can get a little crazy (may as well, looks like the rain has settled in around North Carolina and is with us in the Virginias as well!)I don't know about Jessica, but after work it's looking like a two martini happy hour!!One more time for good luck. UUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!I'm a little better now.Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #22 June 15, 2001 "looks like the rain has settled in around North Carolina and is with us in the Virginias as well!)"So, students, what do we call it when it's "moist in the virginias" ?The PLF Professor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #23 June 15, 2001 QuoteSo, students, what do we call it when it's "moist in the virginias" ?Consent? Oooh, going to hell for that one.Blues, Squares,PTiger*insert sub-100 character sig here* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #24 June 15, 2001 Kingie:Is it raining on you? It's the 3 H's here (at the moment), Hazy, Hot and HUMID.Diva (Sultry, Steamy and Sweltering) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #25 June 15, 2001 Hey Diva !It's actually jumpable (blue skies, alternating with white clouds, alternating with black clouds). Unfortunately, I screwed up a few back muscles playing softball Monday night (major collision at second base), so no jumping for me this weekend.I'm off to home, hearth, and bed-rest (about 3 Vicodin and a couple of beers should do nicely). Care to drive down and "nurse" me back to health ?Hope everyone gets lots of blues and air-time this weekend, no matter where you may be geographically......The PLF Patient Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
