Divadiver 0 #26 June 15, 2001 Kingie:Man, have you not been paying attention?? You are absolutely of no use to me with a bad back!! If I had to drive down to where you are, I'd throw you in the back of the car and we'd head to Texas. By the time Jessica and I got finished with you, you need more than meds and beer!! Shoot, Sis is somewhere in Texas, we might be able to talk her into some fun!! Wait, is this the weekend she might be visiting Pammi and Merrick?? Maybe we can get you and Merrick to model those mesh undies !!Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #27 June 15, 2001 Yeah, my back's sore, but last time I checked, my tongue still worked (and flexed, and swirled, and flicked, and caressed, and traced, and............) !And there's ALWAYS the "cowgirl" position....The PLF Phlirt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Merrick 0 #28 June 15, 2001 Quote"Maybe we can get you and Merrick to model those mesh undies"Hmmm.... Okay, but he's gonna' have to get his own.... nuthin worse than two guys sharing their undies! Settle down Skreamer, I know it's common practice for those of you on the other side of the pond, no disrespect to either you or Ben! LOL"Grab the boobies, it's the bounce that thrills!Merrick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #29 June 15, 2001 Kingie:Look I appreciate the fact that you offered yourself up like that, and I find that remarkable in itself (Wingie's not the only one with brass balls here I see), but I do have to keep in mind that you're on meds!!!It's been a really hard two weeks for me and although I get carried away with these post sometimes, I do try and have a little self restraint. (Dipping deep into the memory banks and pulling up a post regarding Chia . . . that was you, wasn't it . . . god, help me I'm trying to be good!!)UUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!...................O_\/__\/Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #30 June 15, 2001 How in the world did I miss this thread for so long! Sheesh! But I have to tell ya, while Ms. Jolie is one very hot gal, Diva's little story was much hotter!Quotegiggle, giggle> We can appreciate a beautiful woman as well as any man. That doesn't mean that we have to actually lay hands on her. I'd actually start with a really soft kiss right behind the ear lobe and work my way down her neck until I reached her nice firm and perk boobies where I'd pause . . . woops!!*phew!* Well Diva, I have some nudie pics of Merrick, front and back, if he doesn't give it up with the undies!UUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!hehePammiSome newpics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #31 June 15, 2001 I was wondering where you went to, not to mention the fact that we haven't heard a word from Screamer and Froggies been equally quiet these days. Hell, I was beginning to think some of you had real jobs or something!I just bet you do have those nudie pics . . .you better get the O.K. to post those from Merrick first, or we'll probably be seeing a lot more of you as well !I'm trying to be good . . . (not really but it just sounds good)!Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Merrick 0 #32 June 15, 2001 Quote"Well Diva, I have some nudie pics of Merrick, front and back, if he doesn't give it up with the undies!"Hmmm... Wonder what it'd be like moving in with your parents Pam??? Try it & you'll find out!! "Grab the boobies, it's the bounce that thrills!Merrick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #34 June 15, 2001 ROFL! While I started to say that I'd have a heck of a lot more free time and money for jumps, there is one glaring problem with that....there's no DZ anywhere near my hometown! Damn... I'm sorry baby.... :)(you know I wouldn't anyway ;) I've never been THAT good at sharing my toys :)Some newpics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #35 June 15, 2001 WHEW! Feel the love!!Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #36 June 15, 2001 QuoteBy the time Jessica and I got finished with you, you need more than meds and beer!!This is true. Texas has good hospitals, though, and a field of competent mental health professionals. So it's all good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #37 June 15, 2001 QuoteBy the time Jessica and I got finished with you, you need more than meds and beer!!This is true. Texas has good hospitals, though, and a field of competent mental health professionals. So it's all good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #38 June 15, 2001 After reading this thread (and not being able to leave my desk for a few minutes *cough*) I'm definitely looking forward to Diva and Jess pointing us toward their pics. Preferably some that capture the essence of what they've been describing :-Þ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #39 June 15, 2001 Hey Jess, this is the most fun I've had in the past two weeks!!Sad isn't it!!Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #40 June 15, 2001 QuoteHey Jess, this is the most fun I've had in the past two weeks!!Hee hee, not sad at all. Let's hear it for DZ.com! *raising bottled water* Cheers!I'm going to see Tomb Raider tomorrow. I'll give y'all a review. Things are boding well; here a bit a review from salon.com:"Oh, there's a brief and rather glorious side view of Jolie's bountiful breasts when she steps from the shower. And of course she spends much of the movie in Lara's uniform of tight T-shirts (and apparently, judging from the, uh, looks of things, some sort of nipple restraints) and short shorts." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Divadiver 0 #41 June 15, 2001 Oh my God! Glistening, wet breast, as she steps from the shower . . . . HOOOHAAA!!!That should set some of you guys off!Diva (damn near set me off!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Albatross 0 #42 June 15, 2001 O.K. I have some bad? news for all of you from the land of movie effects. Her boobs are digitally enhanced in Tomb Raider. She is in Rolling Stone talking about how it embarassed her to ahve them look SOOO big. I am hurt for one I will just have to deal with the problem. I may have to see the movie several times just to come to terms with it.Ready, Set, GOOOOOOOAlbatross Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Divadiver 0 #43 June 15, 2001 Hey, Al since you're so devastated, you may just want to see it once, burn it into your memory, save the $'s for jumping then when the video comes out buy that and play it in slow motion!!Digitally enhanced, hmmmmm, I think I'd like to be digitally enhanced - no scars!Just me .02$Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #44 June 16, 2001 i just have to say this: "you all suck!!!!" (no, not literly, get your minds out of the gutters!!!) telling me about some of the movie and i have to wait a whole week untill i get to the states to see it!!!!!!! aahhhhhhahahhahh!Quote*raising bottled water* what the hell???? bottled water???? where is the BEER????? and don't give me that line , "i'm at work"..that's why they make those nice can cozies.QuoteWingie's not the only one with brass balls here no, no, no, not brass, stainless steel!!!! p.s. i'm still available to help anyone (female) work out thier frustrations......"if dreams are like movies, then memories are like films about ghosts"-counting crows Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Divadiver 0 #45 June 17, 2001 You've proven once again, you are a brave man!!Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 4 #46 June 18, 2001 "By the time Jessica and I got finished with you, you need more than meds and beer!!"Ha !! Diva, I laugh at that sentiment -- the day the KING can't handle two shit-talking women simultaneously is the day they use his canopy as a shroud, and put him 6 feet under.......The PLF Concubine-Keeperps can anyone tell me -- how do you get the "in reply to" copy-and-paste function to work ? I am the King in all matters except compoooters (in this field, I am a mere serf........) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Merrick 0 #47 June 18, 2001 Quote"how do you get the "in reply to" copy-and-paste function to work?"Hey Kingy, you see that FAQ link at the top of the page? It has a whole lot of cool info about this site.... but to speed things up check out how to markup your posts!Merrick"OMG there I was, thought I was going to die.. she walks in with a can of motoroil & jumpercables.." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ADRNALN 0 #48 June 18, 2001 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You're right I do fell better! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Divadiver 0 #49 June 18, 2001 Did anyone following this post happen to notice that "the King" didn't respond to my post until MONDAY!! You call me a shit-talking woman on Friday, and you bet my little bippy I would have been on your doorstep!! I would have been in the cowgirl position and your hooves would have been bound together, with your butt stuck up in the air (just for visualization purposes - ouch, the back!) in the back of my car headed for Texas!!"shit-talking woman" You've done it now!! (p.s. how's those meds working, I've got a hangover the size of Texas - damn cheep wine!)Pammi/Merrick: What's up with the motor oil and the jumper cables? Hmmmmm, sounds like Pammi's not moving anywhere!!ADRNALN: Can we talk??Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 4 #50 June 18, 2001 Hey Diva ! (he said, with a contrite grin on his face...)My castle is not computer-compatible ; I have to come down here in the office and surround myself with the plebian caste in order to e-mail anyone, or to talk with the "Internet God" locked up in this little glowing box. Had I had the capability, you could have bet your sweet little bippy (btw, haven't heard THAT term since the old "Rowan and Martin Laugh-In Show" -- just how old ARE you ?) I would have made contact on Friday. My weekend was both painful AND boring -- I would have enjoyed being hog-tied and driven to Texas !And maybe you don't realize what the "cowgirl" position is -- suffice it to say that if my butt was up in the air, that meant the "cowgirl" had been rolled over, and we were now in the "missionary" position -- and as exciting as you sound, I wouldn't want you in such a mundane position -- I'd want something a lot more exotic than that !And "shit-talking woman" is just that -- I say, "Talk's cheap ! Let's see some ACTION, honey !"The "King of the PLF Ranch"ps Merrick, I appreciate your attempt to help, but now I'm even MORE confused......do I have to type " Quote (cut-and-paste) " ? And I don't know what "html" is either.........and who is Joe at blow.com ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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Divadiver 0 #41 June 15, 2001 Oh my God! Glistening, wet breast, as she steps from the shower . . . . HOOOHAAA!!!That should set some of you guys off!Diva (damn near set me off!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albatross 0 #42 June 15, 2001 O.K. I have some bad? news for all of you from the land of movie effects. Her boobs are digitally enhanced in Tomb Raider. She is in Rolling Stone talking about how it embarassed her to ahve them look SOOO big. I am hurt for one I will just have to deal with the problem. I may have to see the movie several times just to come to terms with it.Ready, Set, GOOOOOOOAlbatross Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #43 June 15, 2001 Hey, Al since you're so devastated, you may just want to see it once, burn it into your memory, save the $'s for jumping then when the video comes out buy that and play it in slow motion!!Digitally enhanced, hmmmmm, I think I'd like to be digitally enhanced - no scars!Just me .02$Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #44 June 16, 2001 i just have to say this: "you all suck!!!!" (no, not literly, get your minds out of the gutters!!!) telling me about some of the movie and i have to wait a whole week untill i get to the states to see it!!!!!!! aahhhhhhahahhahh!Quote*raising bottled water* what the hell???? bottled water???? where is the BEER????? and don't give me that line , "i'm at work"..that's why they make those nice can cozies.QuoteWingie's not the only one with brass balls here no, no, no, not brass, stainless steel!!!! p.s. i'm still available to help anyone (female) work out thier frustrations......"if dreams are like movies, then memories are like films about ghosts"-counting crows Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #45 June 17, 2001 You've proven once again, you are a brave man!!Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #46 June 18, 2001 "By the time Jessica and I got finished with you, you need more than meds and beer!!"Ha !! Diva, I laugh at that sentiment -- the day the KING can't handle two shit-talking women simultaneously is the day they use his canopy as a shroud, and put him 6 feet under.......The PLF Concubine-Keeperps can anyone tell me -- how do you get the "in reply to" copy-and-paste function to work ? I am the King in all matters except compoooters (in this field, I am a mere serf........) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Merrick 0 #47 June 18, 2001 Quote"how do you get the "in reply to" copy-and-paste function to work?"Hey Kingy, you see that FAQ link at the top of the page? It has a whole lot of cool info about this site.... but to speed things up check out how to markup your posts!Merrick"OMG there I was, thought I was going to die.. she walks in with a can of motoroil & jumpercables.." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADRNALN 0 #48 June 18, 2001 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You're right I do fell better! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #49 June 18, 2001 Did anyone following this post happen to notice that "the King" didn't respond to my post until MONDAY!! You call me a shit-talking woman on Friday, and you bet my little bippy I would have been on your doorstep!! I would have been in the cowgirl position and your hooves would have been bound together, with your butt stuck up in the air (just for visualization purposes - ouch, the back!) in the back of my car headed for Texas!!"shit-talking woman" You've done it now!! (p.s. how's those meds working, I've got a hangover the size of Texas - damn cheep wine!)Pammi/Merrick: What's up with the motor oil and the jumper cables? Hmmmmm, sounds like Pammi's not moving anywhere!!ADRNALN: Can we talk??Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #50 June 18, 2001 Hey Diva ! (he said, with a contrite grin on his face...)My castle is not computer-compatible ; I have to come down here in the office and surround myself with the plebian caste in order to e-mail anyone, or to talk with the "Internet God" locked up in this little glowing box. Had I had the capability, you could have bet your sweet little bippy (btw, haven't heard THAT term since the old "Rowan and Martin Laugh-In Show" -- just how old ARE you ?) I would have made contact on Friday. My weekend was both painful AND boring -- I would have enjoyed being hog-tied and driven to Texas !And maybe you don't realize what the "cowgirl" position is -- suffice it to say that if my butt was up in the air, that meant the "cowgirl" had been rolled over, and we were now in the "missionary" position -- and as exciting as you sound, I wouldn't want you in such a mundane position -- I'd want something a lot more exotic than that !And "shit-talking woman" is just that -- I say, "Talk's cheap ! Let's see some ACTION, honey !"The "King of the PLF Ranch"ps Merrick, I appreciate your attempt to help, but now I'm even MORE confused......do I have to type " Quote (cut-and-paste) " ? And I don't know what "html" is either.........and who is Joe at blow.com ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
